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The best & only part that matters is a kid bought a Pokémon card from Chris just to tear it up in front of him & he was so super assblasted about it he saw fit to bring it up while telling off a creepy sex pest.

Just an ever-thinning-hair-that-is-receding's breadth from forty, & he's still getting trolled by literal children. :story:
 
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Still mad about putting blood on overpriced cards
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Chris believes in magic, but now he's skeptical. Now I think about it, I don't remember Chris noticed any of Sockness's rituals, just his self-inserts.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
"Your made up bullshit doesn't work, its not real like my made up bullshit!"
Like a tarot-card reading wiccan arguing with a evangelical christian.
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Like every challenger in the James Randi Million-dollar challenge, neither Chris or Sock can do things that violates the laws of physics.
 
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The Sockness shit is the funniest stuff to come out of Chris' bullshit in a long time. Chris has been a creep to women he's wanted to bang more times than anyone can count. He's also declared that he's a fucking god and is a shit to people who won't agree.

Now he has a melon-headed retard wizard who creeps on him constantly and fucks with his make believe land, who he can't get rid of because he knows Sockness is a pay pig and the only one giving him money. God speed Sockness, you glorious toddler man. Blood up a couple more cards while you're at it.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
The Sockness shit is the funniest stuff to come out of Chris' bullshit in a long time. Chris has been a creep to women he's wanted to bang more times than anyone can count. He's also declared that he's a fucking god and is a shit to people who won't agree.

Now he has a melon-headed retard wizard who creeps on him constantly and fucks with his make believe land, who he can't get rid of because he knows Sockness is a pay pig and the only one giving him money. God speed Sockness, you glorious toddler man. Blood up a couple more cards while you're at it.
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Sockness could have easily started a new Chris saga if it weren't for social media making Chris bloated with attention.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
The Sockness shit is the funniest stuff to come out of Chris' bullshit in a long time. Chris has been a creep to women he's wanted to bang more times than anyone can count. He's also declared that he's a fucking god and is a shit to people who won't agree.

Now he has a melon-headed retard wizard who creeps on him constantly and fucks with his make believe land, who he can't get rid of because he knows Sockness is a pay pig and the only one giving him money. God speed Sockness, you glorious toddler man. Blood up a couple more cards while you're at it.
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What do you get when you cross two mentally ill loners and a society that let one of them get away with 20 odd years of bullshit?


I'll tell you what you get you GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
 
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CwChalk said:
I think they'd just make him worse. He's playing make-believe and telling everyone it's real, I don't think he has psychosis. Meds wouldn't be the way to go, he needs therapy to be coaxed back from imagationland and realize reality isn't nearly as bad as he thinks it is but he needs to come to that conclusion himself. We all know he'd ignore advice that he doesn't want to hear though.

I kinda hope sockness burns his place down with his delusional rituals, just to see how he reacts to his homelessness.... "Well, better become a drug addict and wait for Belial to overdose me."
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I think many people stuck in such an utterly shitty life like Chris' would retreat into some kind of extreme escapism if they could. Or hardcore narcotics.

Tikbalang said:
Still mad about putting blood on overpriced cards
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Chris believes in magic, but now he's skeptical. Now I think about it, I don't remember Chris noticed any of Sockness's rituals, just his self-inserts.
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Chris' Merge Magic does not work; all it does is make people's eyes roll.

Tikbalang said:
Chris retweeted this
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I think the artist or creepy myers needs help by putting SOS on the headband.
So Chris sees himself this way, I wish the SJW artists can correct that.
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Not fat enough, hair is the wrong color and not thinning with male pattern baldness, the clothes aren't stained and stretched out, the unicorn dildo on the forehead isn't bent like the Loch Ness Monster's neck and covered in brown stains, the medallion chain isn't covered in retarded junk, and it doesn't look like an obese manchild playing girly dress-up. 1/10, not accurate to reality.
 
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