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Pickelhaube said:
If there was a problem, Chris would be tweeting about the damages already and its connection to the Merge.
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Sockness seems to think he controls weather, I'd imagine he's spouting some garbage on his twitter about "I'm showing her how powerful I am by sending storms to her house!"

But yeah, he's been extremely quiet recently. I wonder if he's braving the weather to go out and hunt some pokeymans.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
As a prior post said, Chris would probably try to say the tornadoes are bringing in refugees from oz or vice versa. This is a man who claims to see oh ho the Pokemon in the smoke of the Notre Dame fires and if he was a fallout player he'd say a nuclear attack would be signs of fallout crossing over into our world
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And don't forget his visions of a girlfriend in the near future due to a prophetic puddle of dog piss on a newspaper.

Edit: maybe Chris has been radio silent lately because Babs is in the horsepistol or finally croaked?
 
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Fapcop said:
So... what’s these rumors I’ve been reading about Chris having fallen in with some local D&D players, and supposedly kept isolated by them for their own amusement/misguided attempts to help.

Anyone got some news on that?
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It began when a girl named Courtney, handle “ProjectSNT” drew up some fan art of the Chaotic Combo as if they were DND classes and characters. She drew wild Sonichu to resemble the Squirel Pokémon Pachirisu, and this made Chris FLIP HIS SHIT. He claimed that with a Squirrel body, one of Wilds powers wouldn’t work. Wild has a Leaf covering his ass which he claims to use as a propeller to fly with (a skill he never actually used in the comics).

Later on, now in 2020, Chris decided that if he learns DND, it would help him bring us the Dimension Merge quicker. It was also an excuse to get him unbanned from End Games, but nothing ever came of that. He found a separate group to play in, though we found no info about that.

Then the Covid Lockdowns happened, and Chris has forgotten about this, now preferring to pretend his is Sonichu.
 
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It's been a week since Chris so much tweeted are we sure he didn't get kidnapped, beaten up, or in a car accident playing Pokemon go?
 
TrippinKahlua said:
It began when a girl named Courtney, handle “ProjectSNT” drew up some fan art of the Chaotic Combo as if they were DND classes and characters. She drew wild Sonichu to resemble the Squirel Pokémon Pachirisu, and this made Chris FLIP HIS SHIT. He claimed that with a Squirrel body, one of Wilds powers wouldn’t work. Wild has a Leaf covering his ass which he claims to use as a propeller to fly with (a skill he never actually used in the comics).
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Chris made Sonichu (Yellow Sonic), Rosechu (Raichu Amy hybrid), Blake (Shadow), Punchy (Asian knuckles), and then Wild (Green stoner Tails)
Later on, now in 2020, Chris decided that if he learns DND, it would help him bring us the Dimension Merge quicker. It was also an excuse to get him unbanned from End Games, but nothing ever came of that. He found a separate group to play in, though we found no info about that.
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I'm not sure how a tabletop game would quicken his end times. I think DMT would work as well instead of DND.
Then the Covid Lockdowns happened, and Chris has forgotten about this, now preferring to pretend he is Sonichu.
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Probably she can't handle those people from showing her full potential as a godes
Jasonfan89 said:
It's been a week since Chris so much tweeted are we sure he didn't get kidnapped, beaten up, or in a car accident playing Pokemon go?
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Getting veggie dogs
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Pickelhaube said:
Probably the first vegetable product Chris ate in years.
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Remember when chris posted a picture of what he called a "salad" at that buffet that was a few bits of lettuce drowning in dressing, cheese, bacon bits and boiled egg?
That's what chris considers a vegetable.
 
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Chris playing D&D is just such a bizarre concept.

Chris as a GM? Lol! He’d never learn the rules properly, and he’s mentally too slow and not creative enough.

(Knowing Chris he’d spent 4 hours creating bizarrely overpowered enemies for the players to face, and somehow forget to create a scenario or campaign to go along with it.)

Chris as a D&D player? Now that’s something I’d like to see!

I have a feeling he’d totally ignore any limitations or rules for creating a character and just make his own bullshit skills/attacks: “Sonichu super speed” or whatever.


TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Remember when chris posted a picture of what he called a "salad" at that buffet that was a few bits of lettuce drowning in dressing, cheese, bacon bits and boiled egg?
That's what chris considers a vegetable.
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That’s a slanderous lie!

CHRIS THROWS VEGETABLES DOWN HIS THROAT!
 
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Fapcop said:
Chris playing D&D is just such a bizarre concept.

Chris as a GM? Lol! He’d never learn the rules properly, and he’s mentally too slow and not creative enough.

(Knowing Chris he’d spent 4 hours creating bizarrely overpowered enemies for the players to face, and somehow forget to create a scenario or campaign to go along with it.)

Chris as a D&D player? Now that’s something I’d like to see!

I have a feeling he’d totally ignore any limitations or rules for creating a character and just make his own bullshit skills/attacks: “Sonichu super speed” or whatever.




That’s a slanderous lie!

CHRIS THROWS VEGETABLES DOWN HIS THROAT!
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Found it. "The chris chan special." Basically a bacon-cheese omelet with toast and a few slices of cucumber and some limp-ass bits of romaine lettuce buried deep under that pile of cholesterol.
 
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Fapcop said:
Chris as a D&D player? Now that’s something I’d like to see!

I have a feeling he’d totally ignore any limitations or rules for creating a character and just make his own bullshit skills/attacks: “Sonichu super speed” or whatever.
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Chris has posted his DnD sheet on Twitter, and it's up on the CWCiki. It even includes a list of everything wrong with it, and he totally ignores some of the most basic DnD rules in a very "Chris fashion"
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Found it. "The chris chan special." Basically a bacon-cheese omelet with toast and a few slices of cucumber and some limp-ass bits of romaine lettuce buried deep under that pile of cholesterol.
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It's actually not as bad as some "salads" I've seen Jack Scalfani order.
 
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1 can only imagine chris as a fucking DND player. Shit would be wild. I honestly believe that his character would have a very in depth if not dumbass backstory. The only problem is his character could not be fucked with in any negative way, like fucking with something from his backstory cause it'll upset him.

Or he might make it to real and believe that Tyranatourchu the Dragonborn is real and patiently defending CWCville awaiting his master.
 
Pickelhaube said:
Probably the first vegetable product Chris ate in years.
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Someone linked a video in there of someone 'waterboarding' their pokemon floppy doll or something. OPL attracts some fucking STRANGE orbiters lately.
 
Santiagothrumachifacku said:
Check his likes and replies, he is actually quite active. He likes tweets or even comments on some, at least once a day. Almost always, it's something OC related.
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Ah I see, sorry I don't use Twitter myself only lurk on it somewhat and not Chris's very often. I know the old cow is way past his prime but even the dry spells get something to laugh at like vikodins live stream or his own streams. Then again it's still early in the month I'm sure he's busy spending the tugboat on what he can, while wearing a mask and staying away from people that is
 
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