Containment Random Chris Updates

[naught]

I'll never tire of the schadenfreude I feel when ever Chris, or all people, tells Sockness off. You tell em Chris!

I swear I could've heard from somewhere that Sockness moved on to stalking Jonathan Yaniv. Either my mind made that up or Sockness is just persistent. Or both.

Yes he did; although he's been following around Dana marie also known as daughter's of inana who happens to have a thread here.
Inana and Jacob would make a superb couple.

Someone uploaded to the CWCki some TSSSF cards that haven't been posted before.

Chris's $80 water bottle with the amethyst rock, some magic wand, and Sockness's portal were made into cards.

Interesting; the lore never ends with Chris. I suppose it makes sense to someone. Or at the very least they acquire some joy from it.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Maybe there's a reason why Sockness doesn't get any inheritance from Chris
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Man, it takes a special kind of insufferable to have Chris shoot you down.

 

[Spergichu]

Someone uploaded to the CWCki some TSSSF cards that haven't been posted before.

Chris's $80 water bottle with the amethyst rock, some magic wand, and Sockness's portal were made into cards.

The fuck are the Elfen of Elaera?

 

[darkwingdicks]

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Chris offers some inane... advice? I dunno.

This is strangely ominous to me. I’m not saying Barbs dead, but with the Will and this shit, something must have happened.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

The fuck are the Elfen of Elaera?

Some lore Sockness made up. Google "Elaera sockness" and it leads to some books about his fantasy world he wrote.

 

[GherkinRealness]

"As for you Jake: shut up."

Holy shit - probably the best comeback Chris has ever done. It's not great, but still, kudos where it's due.

 

[Fapcop]

This is strangely ominous to me. I’m not saying Barbs dead, but with the Will and this shit, something must have happened.

Nah, just straight up tards making OPL dance to their retarded tune.

“Gee Chris! What if you really manage to physically teleport?! How will people know what to do with Barb and your things?!”

 

[Tikbalang]

Someone uploaded to the CWCki some TSSSF cards that haven't been posted before.

Chris's $80 water bottle with the amethyst rock, some magic wand, and Sockness's portal were made into cards.

So an inanimate object can have sex with a sonichu. TSSSF is getting inconsistent and lazier. He has an iPad, make use of it and draw art for the cards.
At least in MTG, the Wall is an Artifact Creature and it's drawn.

 

[bisterjeans]

Chris has been reliving (remembering) the entire sonichu lore from sonichu's perspective. He shared the experience to a friend which were leaked.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Discord_Leak_10.08.20

Chris joined the CWCki's discord server.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Another image leaked on the CWCki's Discord.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Even Chris himself is tired of the body-swapping shenanigans. However ending that would contradict his earlier statements about the merge.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He may have joined the Discord, but that screen-grab seems all too self-aware in places for the real Chris. He wouldn't usually interject about issues with auto-correct.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris on trying to use Sockness's spells to open a dimensional portal. Also comes up with another reason for the body swap, saying Sonichu and Chris are two halves of the same being.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Lunacy for Chris's words, not your post, @The American Hedgehog . Those are the words of someone whose brain has just quietly folded its arms, shook its head, and left the room in quiet disdain.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Lunacy for Chris's words, not your post, @The American Hedgehog . Those are the words of someone whose brain has just quietly folded its arms, shook its head, and left the room in quiet disdain.

Implying they ever had a brain to begin with

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris on trying to use Sockness's spells to open a dimensional portal. Also comes up with another reason for the body swap, saying Sonichu and Chris are two halves of the same being.

Well of this is genuinely Chris time to reset the begging counter

 

[GherkinRealness]

Chris on trying to use Sockness's spells to open a dimensional portal. Also comes up with another reason for the body swap, saying Sonichu and Chris are two halves of the same being.

Just kinda realised I've become numb to ask this dimensional merge nonsense. What the hell am I doing here

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Joseph Draft destroyed the Chris Chan Vs the Internet recording. According to the Discord leaker, stress got to him as CWC Youtubers were trying to monetize it plus Megan didn't want it released.

 

[GherkinRealness]

Joseph Draft destroyed the Chris Chan Vs the Internet recording. According to the Discord leaker, stress got to him as CWC Youtubers were trying to monetize it plus Megan didn't want it released.

Didn't he try to monetize it himself via kickstarter? In any case, what a waste of time and effort on his part.

 

[Tikbalang]

Joseph Draft destroyed the Chris Chan Vs the Internet recording. According to the Discord leaker, stress got to him as CWC Youtubers were trying to monetize it plus Megan didn't want it released.

So many content we're getting lately, and it's not coming directly from Chris himself.

Draft should've sell the footage to christorians who are willing to buy it.

Edit
The sonic statue came from c-197

According to this website

According to Dave on SSMB, our recon-man revealed that the statue once belonged to an official SEGA World theme park, a few towns away from its current location. Sonic was purchased by a group of local farmers and industrialists who live nearby, and he has been living in the woods for around 10-15 years