Containment Random Chris Updates

Ffs, just as you think that Chris can’t possibly look anymore derpy, he pulls the autistic handyman.

And shit, yeah that medallion looks like it’s ready to give up!

This is a retarded amount of tape. Imagine how much energy he wastes and how much heat comes through that thin wall of duct tape, it almost defeats the purpose.
How the hell is this tiny unit supposed to cool the whole house?

A better question would be: Is it possible for Chris to take a selfie without looking smug? Or is that an ability he lost long ago?
 
Chris fixed an air conditioner. Guess hes more blue-printed than we thought.
Nah, he didn't fix it, he just bought a new one and hang it out the window. A simple task like this is not even worthy for a tweet. But I guess for Chris he wants people to praise him for being able to install a window AC.
 
I like how he could have just cut out pieces of cardboard for the window and instead he duct taped the entire thing. I mean, it's not like he's short on cardboard.
 
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Chris is appropriating black culture.
Not the first time.
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Nah, he didn't fix it, he just bought a new one and hang it out the window. A simple task like this is not even worthy for a tweet. But I guess for Chris he wants people to praise him for being able to install a window AC.
I'm frankly shocked that the fat idiot was able to lift an AC unit sufficiently to stick in the window. After all, if plastic dog houses weigh 5-10 tons, how much does he think a ~40 lb air conditioner weighs?
 
“3/4 Doo-rag. Covered on the front, airing out the back!”

I guess it’s good to see that Chris’s grasp of the English language is as tenuous as ever, and his ability to come up with new CWCisms isn’t diminished!

HEY WAIT A SECOND!!! Isn’t this supposed to be Sonichu?!

Chris sure is really proud of the “3/4 doo rag” making sure there are several pictures of it, so people can admire his creativity.

Weens are delivering the expected asspats, I take it?
 
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