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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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I expect makes his OC gem "My gem is CWCkite, and it's located in my tai t"
Learn from the Brony Analist, Chris. Use the power of blocking
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Sounds like it’s time for one of the weens to make a Magichan account and post a “The anal prolapse! I have foreseen it and it’s fated to happen!” Screed.
Chris seems blissfully unaware that according to the many worlds interpretation of QT that he’s so fond of, there are a large number of realities where Sockness pops Chris’s anal cherry.
Including one where Chris yells JUUULLLAAYY while getting penetrated.
He disapproves of that post and yet didn't block the person.
He just can't resist the attention, can he?
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All that'll take is weens pming Courtney pictures of shecameforcwc and the gif of Chris humping "julay!"
Edit: damn typos
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Sockness crossover?!
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Apocalyptic for every one else not you Chris. If he only had a brain bigger than a soy nut he might realize that and think. " Hot damn would it be good to be queen"
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Bet he wants to bang Chris.
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Looking for his five minutes of farm fame.
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Chris about the merge: It will not be apocalyptic at all!
Also Chris: about half the population will die, and all the evil fictional characters will suddenly exist at once across the world.
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He doesn't think this through or he thinks the merged world is just a big disneyland for him.
He wants fanatic followers not scared ones.
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I see...also "not in our timeline and dimension set?" Truly quantum physics and multiverse theory is the comforting Gospel of religion just made to appeal to the masses as they continue to turn their back on it.
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He haven't consider an alternative timeline where Bob and Barb aren't terrible to their first spouses, which prevents the divorce, which prevents Chris from existing.
Every Q&A in What if thread is just there in alternative timeline
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of course not. thinking is work to chris. I know I've ragged hard on this quote lately but its one that I missed until Geno Samuel pointed out. About the time BLARMS was going on, chris said he hated the very concept of canon because he hated following a plot or having actions requiring to have consequences. he implies that he wanted the comics to just be a directionless power fantasy for him. I could list more examples of him being hopelessly lazy and self centered like his debt, his house, his future but we've all talked about that to death.
I think he just genuinely doesn't care about putting effort into anything, and expects praise and exhalation because he's chris chan.
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That's the type of thought behind using the Attraction Sign or an Attraction Location. CWC sits around and an Aryan supermodel just shows up and approaches him out of the blue. Love Quest is over!
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Chris is the most autistic postmodernist to ever live?