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Tikbalang said:
Chris is the type of person who signs the contract without reading its contents, just like in cartoons.

Chris has three latest gaming consoles, that's some privilege to those who can afford it, and he chose an F2P mobile game.
Once the question thread is open, I'll ask "How much did you spend on Pokeman GO and on gasoline?"
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my one minor claim to "Christory" is doing the math on what he had spent on the Simpsons 'Tapped out' mobile game, when he posted screenshots of his town in game with -everything- purchasable purchased. It was over $1200, easy. And that's for a game from a franchise he isn't heavily invested with... it's up to anyone's how much he's sunk into Pokemon Go, but it's probably a lot.
 
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Ron_Swanson said:
my one minor claim to "Christory" is doing the math on what he had spent on the Simpsons 'Tapped out' mobile game, when he posted screenshots of his town in game with -everything- purchasable purchased. It was over $1200, easy. And that's for a game from a franchise he isn't heavily invested with... it's up to anyone's how much he's sunk into Pokemon Go, but it's probably a lot.
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It’s kinda hard to spend money in Pokemon Go though, unless you...

K, scratch that he prob spend a shitton if money buying costumes and shit.
 
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Really dont get why Chris even wants a pokestop at his house aside from his ego. He got 2 pokestops close af to his house. 3 minutes drive, 5 minutes bike ride and 20 minutes by walking from 14 branchland (red cross) . Funny thing tho, 2 of the closest pokestops are both churches. just imagine seeing a dirty ass dodge van parked in the church parking lot with a tranny like chris humming, blasting some pop music and scanning his surroundings with his phone.

btw.... does chris know how to ride a bike? :thinking:
 
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Tikbalang said:
Chris is the type of person who signs the contract without reading its contents, just like in cartoons.

Chris has three latest gaming consoles, that's some privilege to those who can afford it, and he chose an F2P mobile game.
Once the question thread is open, I'll ask "How much did you spend on Pokeman GO and on gasoline?"
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GAS IS EXPENSIVE
 
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Real G said:
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Really dont get why Chris even wants a pokestop at his house aside from his ego. He got 2 pokestops close af to his house. 3 minutes drive, 5 minutes bike ride and 20 minutes by walking from 14 branchland (red cross) . Funny thing tho, 2 of the closest pokestops are both churches. just imagine seeing a dirty ass dodge van parked in the church parking lot with a tranny like chris humming, blasting some pop music and scanning his surroundings with his phone.

btw.... does chris know how to ride a bike? :thinking:
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I don’t know much about the game but wouldn’t it let him then play without leaving his house (Or doing location spoofing)?
Super Colon Blow said:
Great, this dingus is trying to mash up Sonichu and Warhammer 40K.
G to gas, lol.
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Ween: Go! Ghazghkullchu! Go out and WAAAAGH to the extreme!

Ghazghkullchu: Zog off ya git!
 
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Real G said:
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Really dont get why Chris even wants a pokestop at his house aside from his ego. He got 2 pokestops close af to his house. 3 minutes drive, 5 minutes bike ride and 20 minutes by walking from 14 branchland (red cross) . Funny thing tho, 2 of the closest pokestops are both churches. just imagine seeing a dirty ass dodge van parked in the church parking lot with a tranny like chris humming, blasting some pop music and scanning his surroundings with his phone.

btw.... does chris know how to ride a bike? :thinking:
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Does Chris look like someone who knows how to ride a bike?

Probably for the best. You just know his bike would be an autistic gaudy mess. Painted yellow and with Sonichus and stickers all over it.
 
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Real G said:
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Really dont get why Chris even wants a pokestop at his house aside from his ego. He got 2 pokestops close af to his house. 3 minutes drive, 5 minutes bike ride and 20 minutes by walking from 14 branchland (red cross) . Funny thing tho, 2 of the closest pokestops are both churches. just imagine seeing a dirty ass dodge van parked in the church parking lot with a tranny like chris humming, blasting some pop music and scanning his surroundings with his phone.

btw.... does chris know how to ride a bike? :thinking:
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I don't think so. There aren't any photos of Chris as a child on a bike. Maybe he couldn't keep his balance, had a fit of tard rage and quit. It would explain why instead of walking to the post office he could have gone on a bike instead.
 
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Real pokeman trainers use cars and when driving, every human being is Michael Snyder as long the driver/trainer is focusing on his/her phone.
 
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