Containment Random Chris Updates

[Grog]

People will act like they loved him and tried to help him when all they did was laugh. The people who actually care will be sad but won't broadcast their sadness for likes and clicks

This but no one will be actually sad like when they lose a loved one. A lot of people will be sad in a "oh no we lost our epic oldfag lolcow " way.

 

[Chan Fan]

This but no one will be actually sad like when they lose a loved one. A lot of people will be sad in a "oh no we lost our epic oldfag lolcow " way.

No, I think a lot of people who have kept an eye on him for years will be sad that Chris never broke out of the situation he lived in for so long, that there is no longer a chance for redemption. So maybe not sad in the way that they are when someone they know personally dies but sadder than just "oh no, muh lolcow"

 

[AnOminous]

And all of it will go in a landfill or incinerator, because there’s nobody to inherit it.

Unless whoever clears it off has the sense to realize they could probably make a lot selling it at auction if they got the right batch of spergs to show up, assuming they could stomach the julay-screaming drunken crowd of autistic weirdoes bidding on random pieces of garbage.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I‘m quite a bit late here with this but I thought it was interesting:
In Null’s last livestream he dropped the information that Chris asked him to do an illegal act towards someone bothering him online (Assumedly something of a violent nature) and when Null refused and suggested he could resolve the issue by helping him reclaim his account Chris just stopped talking to him about it:

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

This but no one will be actually sad like when they lose a loved one. A lot of people will be sad in a "oh no we lost our epic oldfag lolcow " way.

Chris's life is already sad and the lulz have mostly ceased to exist, that cow was milked for all the fun it had left some years ago. He is still an interesting trainwreck and the speculation on how he will end up is a motivator to keep checking up on him but any positive outcome for his future is kinda off the table so him dying is not as tragic, even for someone who just wants more if his antics to laugh at. Him living to old age would be even sadder considering it will just be prolonged misery.

The angry Sonichu medallion Chris sent to Mr Smith is one of the pieces of memorabilia i can see fetching a good price for its collectors value just right after he dies, people would be all over his scraps and can see ebay lighting up with all the weens trying to score a quick buck or secure more cwc shit, then the value will drop dramatically once no one remembers who Chris Chan is anymore, internet memes don't have that kind of staying power.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris's life is already sad and the lulz have mostly ceased to exist, that cow was milked for all the fun it had left some years ago. He is still an interesting trainwreck and the speculation on how he will end up is a motivator to keep checking up on him but any positive outcome for his future is kinda off the table so him dying is not as tragic, even for someone who just wants more if his antics to laugh at. Him living to old age would be even sadder considering it will just be prolonged misery.

The angry Sonichu medallion Chris sent to Mr Smith is one of the pieces of memorabilia i can see fetching a good price for its collectors value just right after he dies, people would be all over his scraps and can see ebay lighting up with all the weens trying to score a quick buck or secure more cwc shit, then the value will drop dramatically once no one remembers who Chris Chan is anymore, internet memes don't have that kind of staying power.

I could see Chris leaving a legacy similar to someone like Wesley Willis.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I could see Chris leaving a legacy similar to someone like Wesley Willis.

The difference from a guy like that is that he seemed liked unironically while in Chris case the cult following is ironical and people really don't care that much for him or anything he made beyond sarcastic humour.

But who knows, maybe Sonichu ends up in the MOMA, i would not put it past them, all it takes is one Netflix documentary going mainstream after he dies and all the grifters and publicist would come around to praise the outsider aspect of his work. "She came for CWC" at Sotheby's , selling price: one million dollars

 

[thegooddoctor]

He's not mad on the yellow arms. At least it ain't blue
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These aren't actually too bad, Its pretty In line with typical run of the mill Tartlet designs you see every which way but it leaps and bounds better than anything Chris does.

 

[Tikbalang]

I‘m quite a bit late here with this but I thought it was interesting:
In Null’s last livestream he dropped the information that Chris asked him to do an illegal act towards someone bothering him online (Assumedly something of a violent nature) and when Null refused and suggested he could resolve the issue by helping him reclaim his account Chris just stopped talking to him about it:

If Chris wants Null to hire assassin, who's the target, Sockness?

 

[{o}P II]

If Chris wants Null to hire assassin, who's the target, Sockness?

I would guess someone that gets in the way of his make believe and makes him do adulting

He probably thinks that null is into the deep web and can get him an assassin as a favour

 

[naught]

I've thought of how the general internet will react when Chris dies. Will youtubers that didn't remotely talk about him make tributes? Will people use his death as a meme hoax? Will he be put on display at a museum for all of humanity? Or will Chris just go silently into the night?

They'll set up a gofundme bitch and moan about they cared while collecting superchats for reading cwcki articles.

People will act like they loved him and tried to help him when all they did was laugh. The people who actually care will be sad but won't broadcast their sadness for likes and clicks

^

But he is quietly mad that he can't draw like they can. He's the goddess of all realities, chris-chan christine sonichu blue heart, king-queen autismo supreme. He should be the best at drawing sonichu.

If the art was good most of us wouldn't be here.
The odd style is the appeal

 

[literalwho?]

Chris bought Freedom Planet for the Nintendo Switch, which costs $14.99.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris bought Freedom Planet for the Nintendo Switch, which costs $14.99.

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Was it not even on sale?

 

[Fapcop]

They'll set up a gofundme bitch and moan about they cared while collecting superchats for reading cwcki articles.


^


If the art was good most of us wouldn't be here.
The odd style is the appeal

The most impressive part about Chris’s art is how BAD it really is. Its the overall package: The linework, the proportions (or lack of same), the total disregard for how bodies move and function.


It’s hard to emulate, especially if you’re anywau close to a decent artist.


Chris’s art is actually so bad, that it takes practice to emulate it.

 

[literalwho?]

Was it not even on sale?

It was a couple weeks ago.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

He probably thinks that null is into the deep web and can get him an assassin as a favour

I remember some message Null shared in which the dumbass asked him to somehow "make happen" all kind of (impractical/autistic) features for the upcoming C64 mini. Since Null is "good at computer stuff" or something, he may as well be a magic genie to Chris.

 

[bisterjeans]

The discord server meant for asking questions and interacting with Chris was nuked and a new one was created without chris and meant for asking mailbag questions only.

https://discord.gg/CRj9bwk

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Chris bought Freedom Planet for the Nintendo Switch, which costs $14.99.

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I'm more amazed that he has over 350 hours on Tetris 99.
You'd think someone like chris would be playing alot more games like sonic or pokemon the longest but I guess Tetris was his true love after all.

 

[The Fool]

I'm more amazed that he has over 350 hours on Tetris 99.
You'd think someone like chris would be playing alot more games like sonic or pokemon the longest but I guess Tetris was his true love after all.

Ah, stacking blocks, what's more autistic than this?

I'm actually always amazed he isn't super into minecraft, especially because he could make cwcville there without worrying about a lego budget.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris bought Freedom Planet for the Nintendo Switch, which costs $14.99.

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Isn't that like the third copy he's bought of the same game on a different platform?