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Flavius Anthemius said:
Chris has absolutely no self discipline or respect for any sort of higher authority, I think that even if he took up the offer and gave it a shot when he was slightly less retarded and deranged then he is now, he wouldn't even last a couple of days because he'd get easily annoyed at being ordered around to do and sort of heavy lifting or mundane tasks countless times simple because he'd get bored and easily distracted, he couldn't even handle working at at a Wendy's all because he couldn't handle a little bit of advice and criticism.
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The thing is, Bob was too tired/old/afraid of Barb to discipline Chris and neither was Wendy's business to do it, so they simply fired him. In the army he would get a quick dose of reality when he has to face consequences for fucking up or slacking off and mommy isn't there to bail him out.

Above everything else, Chris is a gigantic pussy, he only needs an authority figure who doesn't treat him like a speshul snowflake and have him face consequences for what he does and he will fold like a bitch.

All Chris needs is a big ol' slap on his stupid face while shouting "NO, CHRIS, NO!", and I'm not even being metaphoric. Not that it would "fix" him, but it may be a step in the right direction.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
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Queen pony has psychic powers, so chris has to puff out his fat, flabby chest and remind us his psychic powers are better.
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If only the Randi's million dollar challenge is open, it'll be more interesting for Chris to take the test of his powers, though the win rate is 0%.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
The thing is, Bob was too tired/old/afraid of Barb to discipline Chris and neither was Wendy's business to do it, so they simply fired him. In the army he would get a quick dose of reality when he has to face consequences for fucking up or slacking off and mommy isn't there to bail him out.

Above everything else, Chris is a gigantic pussy, he only needs an authority figure who doesn't treat him like a speshul snowflake and have him face consequences for what he does and he will fold like a bitch.

All Chris needs is a big ol' slap on his stupid face while shouting "NO, CHRIS, NO!", and I'm not even being metaphoric. Not that it would "fix" him, but it may be a step in the right direction.
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Chris is and always will be a spoiled child. like all spoiled children he's directionless, miserable, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-behaved, despotic and useless to society. The only way to deal with a spoiled child is to discipline the fuck out of them and take away their toys. The problem is that's hard to do outside of the army or prison. Chris is (arguably) an adult and has income that can't just be taken away from him. The only way chris will grow the fuck up is if when barb goes to the pokestop in the sky; all his white knights walk away and everyone stops playing games with him. But there's a greater chance of chris crawling even further into delusion as he seeks escape from reality and responsibility. At this point I doubt Chris's ego would ever accept him doing manual labor.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Chris is and always will be a spoiled child. like all spoiled children he's directionless, miserable, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-behaved, despotic and useless to society. The only way to deal with a spoiled child is to discipline the fuck out of them and take away their toys. The problem is that's hard to do outside of the army or prison. Chris is (arguably) an adult and has income that can't just be taken away from him. The only way chris will grow the fuck up is when barb goes to the pokestop in the sky is if all his white knights walk away and everyone stops playing games with him. But there's a greater chance of chris crawling even further into delusion as he seeks escape from reality and responsibility. At this point I doubt Chris's ego would never accept him doing manual labor.
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Chris doesn't want to get out of his comfort zone.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
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Queen pony has psychic powers, so chris has to puff out his fat, flabby chest and remind us his psychic powers are better.
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The irony is that despite how much clings on to them, the brony analysts want nothing to do with Chris, hell some like "Fiery Joker" try to keep their pony stuff far removed from their main stuff.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris' response, "It was blocked from my perception because I must suffer for the sins of my children "
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You mean that he consumed with Fanta or left in the freezer?
Truthboi said:
The irony is that despite how much clings on to them, the brony analysts want nothing to do with Chris, hell some like "Fiery Joker" try to keep their pony stuff far removed from their main stuff.
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If only the analysts say to Chris "Fuck off, Christine. You're too delusional to be one of us".
 
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Tikbalang said:
You mean that he consumed with Fanta or left in the freezer?

If only the analysts say to Chris "Fuck off, Christine. You're too delusional to be one of us".
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You forgot gross, overweight, perverted with a history or getting grabby with women, and unlike Chris the brony analysys actually producer content regularly and Chris hasn't made a comic page in years only cards and boring livestreams where he makes faces like a tard baby and his chats and spamed with; show barb, milk barb, barb is dead, jualy! Ect
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
You forgot gross, overweight, perverted with a history or getting grabby with women, and unlike Chris the brony analysys actually producer content regularly and Chris hasn't made a comic page in years only cards and boring livestreams where he makes faces like a tard baby and his chats and spamed with; show barb, milk barb, barb is dead, jualy! Ect
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Chris’s plea to the analysts to get a shoutout or some sort of acknowledgment (based on nothing more than the fact that he watched their show and ‘has played lots of games’) was pretty hilarious though!
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
The thing is, Bob was too tired/old/afraid of Barb to discipline Chris and neither was Wendy's business to do it, so they simply fired him. In the army he would get a quick dose of reality when he has to face consequences for fucking up or slacking off and mommy isn't there to bail him out.

Above everything else, Chris is a gigantic pussy, he only needs an authority figure who doesn't treat him like a speshul snowflake and have him face consequences for what he does and he will fold like a bitch.

All Chris needs is a big ol' slap on his stupid face while shouting "NO, CHRIS, NO!", and I'm not even being metaphoric. Not that it would "fix" him, but it may be a step in the right direction.
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And then he'll lash out in the only way he knows how to do without any consequence - make a fictional effigy flanderization of the authority figure in CWCville that he can beat up.

That is, after all, why he particularly still hates Mary Lee Walsh who took none of his shit.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
And then he'll lash out in the only way he knows how to do without any consequence - make a fictional effigy flanderization of the authority figure in CWCville that he can beat up.

That is, after all, why he particularly still hates Mary Lee Walsh who took none of his shit.
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Yeah, that's true, but after chimping out he pretty much got holidays from college with his parents telling him he did nothing wrong. In a controlled enviroment he wouldn't have such an easy way out, that would be interesting to see at the very least.
 
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Chris gave a shoutout to Sue Hulk and Count Dankula.
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Archive: http://archive.today/yjjAY
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Unknown if this is already reported...but Chris has a brony dating website account.

Member's profile | BronyMate - My Little Pony Fans Brony Dating Site

Brony Dating Site
www.bronymate.com

You need an account to view profiles, but they're free so I made a burner just to check it out.

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Looks like this dates back to 2017 based on when he uploaded that photo.
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EDIT: When did the CPU bullshit start, exactly? Because he's ALL ABOUT that these days but its curiously absent from this bio.
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i think it started with the first idea guy. He had an account on here called Ballzmaker92 or some shit like that. I forget his real name.
 
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