Containment Random Chris Updates

What’s his platform? “Further well-communication with your OCs!”?!

Ngl: Classic Chris would have had my vote any day of the week.

And also seemed to have some original policy platforms: Straight re-Education camps for gaybians, increased federal funding for a homo-cure, decade in jail for alcohol smuggling.

2020-Chris though? Meh... Bland and uninspired.

GherkinRealness said:
The Presidential Saga.

It has a nice ring to it.
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Would fucking love to see Chris nominate MagiChan as foreign secretary.

And all the world leaders would be terrified of upsetting the weird manchild who has a nuclear button, and would just play along: “We had a very productive meeting with MagiChan, who clearly understand where we stand in regards to the issues!” *Pauses, pretends to shake hands with an invisible MagiChan for the cameras.*
 
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A State of the Union address punctuated by ponies, mad rants about the merge, complaints about how Russia and the Middle East are trolling him, finished off maybe three minutes later by a stress sigh and yet another complaint about how this is stressing him out and how his mind can't keep up, so the goddess needs to rest and 'meditate' by watching yet more ponies and buying more presidential Legos.

It might be the greatest speech ever given by any American president.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
From Null's Twitter:

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I nominate this photo:

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Argh My Cigar said:
In Jojo Part 6 there’s a stand called “Bohemian Rhapsody” which allows you to bring characters and elements from fictional worlds into the real world. Basically the power Chris wishes/thinks he has.
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I always thought chris would have something like Hey-Ya, it just whispers in his ear telling him he's the greatest at everything and is just constantly feeding his ego, and shifting the blame when reality doesn't line up with what it says. it can't fight, cause damage, doesn't grant powers. It just feeds chris's ego.

The Fool said:
If two babies, a dead cat, and a dead clown can have a stand, I'm sure chris could muster something.
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Ironically in the chandler house there is one big baby dressed like a clown, a old woman who'll soon be dead, and several dead cats lost in the hoard.

I nominate this picture. It just has so much going on in the background.
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I count 16 rings on those fat fingers.
 
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The Great and Powerful Us said:
The tail is off...
THE TAIL IS OFF!?
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Never ceases to amaze amuse and annoy how he becomes so aggressively persnickety when people draw "his" "characters" "off model"
when the prick can barely draw his own precious Sonichu with a stick in the sand...
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Simping for CWC
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Getting upset over details like that is a 100% autistic thing, I bet Chris would be more bothered over someone drawing Sonichu fan art with his trainers being the wrong colour than he would if they insulted him.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Considering Chris knew about enough about Jojo to reference Dio last year, I'm glad to see he hasn't tried to add stands and other shit to the sonichu world. He doesn't seem to go full fuck force about everything he watches.
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The Idea fags fed that to him. Then he cluelessly asked around twitter who this "Dio Brando" guy was, as in a real person. I mean, a <sigh> this dimension real person. He probably never watched Jojo's.

It never ceases to amaze me how Chris has always been just too goddamn stupid to simply Google something.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
The Idea fags fed that to him. Then he cluelessly asked around twitter who this "Dio Brando" guy was, as in a real person. I mean, a <sigh> this dimension real person. He probably never watched Jojo's.

It never ceases to amaze me how Chris has always been just too goddamn stupid to simply Google something.
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In the world of CWCville, if he doesn't know anything, it doesn't exist
 
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