Containment Random Chris Updates

Ben Saint / Ben Chimenski
Bitch slapped back to his beta timeline
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Lmao it’s been so long, I totally forgot the original reason on why he started this in the first place.
Almost half a year, half a fucking year! American hedgehog has said it's simple maladaptive daydreaming but at this point you might as well say he's gone off the deep end and developed full blown split personality disorder
 
Except..."mama" does have a beard, one that makes his current appearance all the more unsettling
Didn’t Chris get electrolysis to get rid of his facial hair though? Haven’t noticed stubble on him at all. Then again he’s always tried to keep his face smooth. If he isn’t lazy about anything, it’s shaving at least.
 
Didn’t Chris get electrolysis to get rid of his facial hair though? Haven’t noticed stubble on him at all. Then again he’s always tried to keep his face smooth. If he isn’t lazy about anything, it’s shaving at least.

I’d doubt that very much, though I don’t know for sure.

Chris is the kind of guy who steals ketchup packets from McDonalds and buys the cheapest one ply toilet paper from the dollar store to save money.

I really don’t see him spend money that could have gone towards Legos on electrolysis. Especially given the pain involved.

Almost half a year, half a fucking year! American hedgehog has said it's simple maladaptive daydreaming but at this point you might as well say he's gone off the deep end and developed full blown split personality disorder

It’d be impressive in its own right, if not for the fact that... It basically requires no effort. Chris barely have any people to interact with in his life, and his mother sure as hell doesn’t care.

Chris pretending to be Sonichu=Tweeting as Sonichu a few times a week, and an occasional video.
 
I’d doubt that very much, though I don’t know for sure.

Chris is the kind of guy who steals ketchup packets from McDonalds and buys the cheapest one ply toilet paper from the dollar store to save money.

I really don’t see him spend money that could have gone towards Legos on electrolysis. Especially given the pain involved.



It’d be impressive in its own right, if not for the fact that... It basically requires no effort. Chris barely have any people to interact with in his life, and his mother sure as hell doesn’t care.

Chris pretending to be Sonichu=Tweeting as Sonichu a few times a week, and an occasional video.
I like Chris as Sonichu, he’s way more bearable to listen to. If he didn’t refer to himself in the third person and call himself “Mama” all the fucking time, I’d say that’s the closest we’re gonna get to the return of Classic Chris.
 
Didn’t Chris get electrolysis to get rid of his facial hair though? Haven’t noticed stubble on him at all. Then again he’s always tried to keep his face smooth. If he isn’t lazy about anything, it’s shaving at least.
You must have really poor eyesight. You can always notice a really a prominent to faint beard shadow on Chris. Electrolysis and laser removal are super expensive, even for people who have chump change thrown at them like thrm like Chris. Electrolysis csn cost between 30 - 300 dollars per hour and Chris probably needs several hundred hours. Chris probably managed to bathe and shave before he gets on video.
 
Didn’t Chris get electrolysis to get rid of his facial hair though? Haven’t noticed stubble on him at all. Then again he’s always tried to keep his face smooth. If he isn’t lazy about anything, it’s shaving at least.

No way, that's very expensive, painful and time consuming. And I think I've seen him with more stubble as Christine than as Chris
 
You must have really poor eyesight. You can always notice a really a prominent to faint beard shadow on Chris. Electrolysis and laser removal are super expensive, even for people who have chump change thrown at them like thrm like Chris. Electrolysis csn cost between 30 - 300 dollars per hour and Chris probably needs several hundred hours. Chris probably managed to bathe and shave before he gets on video.
I wear glasses so yeah, my eyesight ain’t great. I just remember him claiming he had it done, keyword being claiming. He’s always detested his body hair though, even as a teen. Not sure why, this was before he supposedly realized he was “trans” but he probably didn’t want to be reminded of all the JERKS he was forced to be around in school.
 
I wear glasses so yeah, my eyesight ain’t great. I just remember him claiming he had it done, keyword being claiming. He’s always detested his body hair though, even as a teen. Not sure why, this was before he supposedly realized he was “trans” but he probably didn’t want to be reminded of all the JERKS he was forced to be around in school.
That's not really uncommon for male autistics due to sensory overload. Chris is super hairy. We've seen evidence of this in photographs. I've read that autistics can mistake dumb shit like hating body hair with gender dysphoria. Chris isn't that unique. Chris really isn't capable of any sort of abstract thinking.
 
That's not really uncommon for male autistics due to sensory overload. Chris is super hairy. We've seen evidence of this in photographs. I've read that autistics can mistake dumb shit like hating body hair with gender dysphoria. Chris isn't that unique. Chris really isn't capable of any sort of abstract thinking.
I had a dumb theory that it was because it was a reminder that he was turning into an adult and that he had to start actually doing shit— he never really considered that he’d actually grow up, and always assumed he’d stay a child forever. The sensory overload thing I can get, hairy chests itch like a motherfucker so it’s pretty common for normal men to get it waxed off regularly.
 
I had a dumb theory that it was because it was a reminder that he was turning into an adult and that he had to start actually doing shit— he never really considered that he’d actually grow up, and always assumed he’d stay a child forever. The sensory overload thing I can get, hairy chests itch like a motherfucker so it’s pretty common for normal men to get it waxed off regularly.
Yes, that's more faulty reasoning reasoning due to not being able think abstractly. I completely agree.
 
Yes, that's more faulty reasoning reasoning due to not being able think abstractly. I completely agree.
When you put it that way, it’s probably also the reason he denied his obesity for so long. Aside from unable to consistently recognize himself, he never understood that people became fat for a reason and just weren’t that way “just because”. Also in cartoons/fiction in general, characters only become overweight from eating an exaggerated amount of food. He never understood that even small amounts of fast food are calorie dense and add up easily.
 
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