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Jasonfan89 said:
I wouldn't say dying...a subset of the furry crowd maybe but really even with no show or cons backing it up I've always felt the brony base is like a lovecratian elder good. Going quiet for a while to rest and build up before coming back to spread madness and lunacy wherever it goes.....much like Chris himself in some ways.
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we won't hear much of the bronies until the next series comes out and the tism storm hits hard as its not going to be anything like FiM. Cue every autistic reeing about how they don't like change, and they'll bitch on twitter about how FiM was better and Hasbro change it. Chris will be right there, screaming his head off and filling his diaper like never before. This will make BLARMS look controlled and composed.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
we won't hear much of the bronies until the next series comes out and the tism storm hits hard as its not going to be anything like FiM. Cue every autistic reeing about how they don't like change, and they'll bitch on twitter about how FiM was better and Hasbro change it. Chris will be right there, screaming his head off and filling his diaper like never before. This will make BLARMS look controlled and composed.
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Hasbro couldn't give a damn what these man babies think, as long as it makes bank for them. The exact same thing for the Transformers fan base.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
we won't hear much of the bronies until the next series comes out and the tism storm hits hard as its not going to be anything like FiM. Cue every autistic reeing about how they don't like change, and they'll bitch on twitter about how FiM was better and Hasbro change it. Chris will be right there, screaming his head off and filling his diaper like never before. This will make BLARMS look controlled and composed.
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Until the anyalists give is a positive or at least ok review, then Chris will tweet about how he just bought the lastest playset.


And if that doesn't work we're never ever gonna hear the end of him sperging about this. At least sega would eventually return to the classic sonic design after boom ran it's course. Hasbro has about as much chance of bringing back the flash designs of g4 as they do bringing back the style of the 80s mlp show.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
Hasbro couldn't give a damn what these man babies think, as long as it makes bank for them. The exact same thing for the Transformers fan base.
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Oh I know that. Hasbro liked their money, but that's all. From what I saw there were a few episodes even directly insulting the bronies, and in their autism the insults went over their heads. John DeLancie hated doing brony cons, and when he did con events he refused to talk about the show. Hasbro shut down a few brony projects, and has been quick to step on any brony trying to sell their fan projects. Hasbro clearly has no love for this dying fanbase.

Jasonfan89 said:
Until the anyalists give is a positive or at least ok review, then Chris will tweet about how he just bought the lastest playset.
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I'm not so sure there. I kinda think he'll sperg out and say they're wrong, because chris puts his ego and sensibilities over his shallow attempts at 'friendship.'
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Or at least a Duckman crossover.
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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Actually, both Chris and Alex Mullholand are like twins souls. Tards so alike need to collide their universes somehow.
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I've been waiting forever for a relevant thread to post this:

Jason Alexander is balding, fat, and a social reject but he manages to make the most of his life as opposed to Chris. This is why I consider OPL's appearance to be the least of his concerns in unraveling the web of dysfunction that constitutes his life.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
I've been waiting forever for a relevant thread to post this:

Jason Alexander is balding, fat, and a social reject but he manages to make the most of his life as opposed to Chris. This is why I consider OPL's appearance to be the least of his concerns in unraveling the web of dysfunction that constitutes his life.
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duckman was funny, it used to play here on a channel called locomotion and i watched it all the time although i was too young for it.


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Chris biggest hurdle is himself, not even his autism is what fucked Chris the most, is very easy to look around and find so many people doing better coming from disadvantaged positions, even without the tism he would be a very exceptional and dysfunctional individual. His upbringing of course was fucked too but he has been an adult for longer than he was his parents responsibility and yet he never corrected anything or gave a crap while even lower funcioning autists have done so and improved their lives. He wasnt even born ugly, he only looks disgusting because he is a gross fat fuck who also dresses like a clown.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Oh I know that. Hasbro liked their money, but that's all. From what I saw there were a few episodes even directly insulting the bronies, and in their autism the insults went over their heads. John DeLancie hated doing brony cons, and when he did con events he refused to talk about the show. Hasbro shut down a few brony projects, and has been quick to step on any brony trying to sell their fan projects. Hasbro clearly has no love for this dying fanbase.


I'm not so sure there. I kinda think he'll sperg out and say they're wrong, because chris puts his ego and sensibilities over his shallow attempts at 'friendship.'
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Not to derail this thread but if I may say real quick While I agree that hasbro had no real love for bronies beyond money. I don't personaly believe they're "dying." In a traditional sense. Has any fan base once it's been established truly died off? Even with all that you mentioned they still managed to survive as long as they have..plus I don't think the jabs at fans went over the heads of everyone just the truly smooth brained ones like chris. I stand by what I saw when I say that fandom is like one of lovecraft's elder Gods, you can fight it all you want but the best you can hope for is a brief period of quiet while it rests and recouperates to come back again and again.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
I've been waiting forever for a relevant thread to post this:

Jason Alexander is balding, fat, and a social reject but he manages to make the most of his life as opposed to Chris. This is why I consider OPL's appearance to be the least of his concerns in unraveling the web of dysfunction that constitutes his life.
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That duckman scene is legendary. Thank you for showing it to me. Whenever Duckman murders those two cute teddy bears I'm always reminded of what I'd like to do to the Sonichu Babies.


LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Chris biggest hurdle is himself, not even his autism is what fucked Chris the most, is very easy to look around and find so many people doing better coming from disadvantaged positions, even without the tism he would be a very exceptional and dysfunctional individual. His upbringing of course was fucked too but he has been an adult for longer than he was his parents responsibility and yet he never corrected anything or gave a crap while even lower funcioning autists have done so and improved their lives. He wasnt even born ugly, he only looks disgusting because he is a gross fat fuck who also dresses like a clown.
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He's had an endless row of excuses.

Can't speak? Must be a babysitter, that somehow putting chris to bed, made him a mute. Chris insists, though at 18 months he'd never remember it. More than likely, Bob and Barb got drunk and left him to sperg out on an untrained teen who did the best she could.

Can't make friends? Dad buys them. None of them want to bang him? Its other men at fault for being difficult competition.

Can't behave in school? The teacher's a gay rapist. Sue the school board. What do you mean put my boy in Shutter Island? Fuck that, I'm going to a different county.

Can't sell our house and move? Greensboro County and the School Board bribed the realtors. Has nothing to do with the fact the house is a trash dump that smells of Barb's piss-flaps and dead cat.

No honor roll? School is mean to autistics. It's kick the autistic week. Where's my Pulitzer prize for breaking into Spanish halfway through my documentary on why the zulus attacked pearl harbor for boyfriend free girls?

Can't stay at the game place? It's jews!!! Schlomo Schekelstein and the Rabbi Squad told Snyder to kick him out. Has nothing to do with his racism, or bringing and plugging his dreamcast into the tv there for hours on end, or feeling up the girls.

I didn't win Parappa the Rapper even though I stuffed the ballot? Its cause the others cheated!

Can't go to San Francisco to meet the head of Nintento? Okay, admittedly a troll, but.... Come to me! I'm autistic. It's not fair. My dad invented plastic. Without him, the zulus would have won at Pearl Harbor.

I pepper sprayed someone at gamestop? Self defense! I was scared... despite being told repeatedly I was banned.

I spent my tugboat on toys! Gimmie more money. I can't send out my ebay stuff because ebay want their fees! Buy more stuff so I can pay off my fees. I'm too lazy to make the stuff I promised. Gimmie money. My house burned down. I blame the coffee maker. I was kicked out of the convention because of trolls. I was kicked out of facebook because of trolls. I was kicked out of reality because of trolls.

To quote Merlin from the movie Excalibur, "when a man lies, he kills some part of the world." Chris has fucking genocide'd his.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris named one of his Pokemon Vanessa for some reason.
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I think it was the name of Chris-chans Gardevour from Rosechu's story. I am not sure if the author came up with this herself tho. It might as well be a piece of forgotten CWC lore.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Oh I know that. Hasbro liked their money, but that's all. From what I saw there were a few episodes even directly insulting the bronies, and in their autism the insults went over their heads. John DeLancie hated doing brony cons, and when he did con events he refused to talk about the show.
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Sorta relevant I guess:

 
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