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That or rosario vampire, the titular character is often seen with a can of the stuff but I'm not sure if Chris knows about that show. Which is odd given all the fanservice in it you'd think it'd be one old Chris's favorites.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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tomato juice, super original.
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Hang on. C-197 Chris boast that he has 'fangs for my eye-teeth' and yells 'DRINK MY BLOOD!', yet vampires are frowned upon in CWCville?...
...oh, of course, that was Old Chris, who was a BRUTE JERK MALE and thus got killed by the Goddess Christine kicking him in the nuts. Now I remember.
...oh, of course, that was Old Chris, who was a BRUTE JERK MALE and thus got killed by the Goddess Christine kicking him in the nuts. Now I remember.
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W H A T . I'm seriously nowhere near up to date on Chris's crazy fantasies but what the fuck is this.
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wait, he's telling vampires to switch to drinking tomato juice like in old 80s cartoons? Next he'll tell us he actually liked that shitty DiC cartoon 'the ketchup vampires.' Or maybe he thinks people have tomato juice in their veins. at this point I'd believe chris believes anything cartoons tell him.
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I'm a bit short of time to dig it up right now, but it's definitely archived on the Cwcki somewhere and someone with quicker access to such things might be able to get you the panel in question. Basically, though, it shows Christine angrily hoofing Chris in the groin while ranting on in a text-wall about what an evil, misogynist, homophobic male JERK he is, as Chris yells out in agony. As Chris never appears again in the comic after that, the popular opinion among Christorians is that Christine lethally injured Chris in this assault.
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It's from Sonichu #12: "CWC gets kicked in the balls."
Link to CWCKI: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler_(comic_character)
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What a better representation for how chris sees his past. No acknowledgement for wrong doing, no remorse. It wasn't Christine it was Chris. God forbid chris takes any responsibility for the things hes done.
His ability to dissociate himself from his own actions allows to him never face any repercussions for his misdeeds. It's a big part of his transition. Its not just physical. Hes cast off his own identity and anything hes done in the past as a completely different person. What a perfect storm of self absorption and megalomania.
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So, I wonder what will happen once "Pristine Christine" becomes problematic? Will he evolve into a CPU goddess alien hybrid from the planet Uranus X-7 here to destroy all troons because Chris is the only legitimate troon? BTW, I've been telling the forum for years that this the extent of Chris' career as a totally legit troon, but no one believes me.
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I believe chris's transition is as legit as most trannies. That being a delusional response from a very mentally ill person. The issue with Chris is he actually doesnt give a shit about being trans. Its just another crutch for him to garner attention and sympathy from. Hes the most transphobic tranny out there. When its about him, he sees himself as the proud trans female soul lesbian fighting for acceptance in a world full of intolerance. When its someone who slights him whos trans, theyre faking, dont pass and are mentally ill. You saw it with his deadnaming and criticism of jeff/francine.
That's the way its always been for chris. Rules are for thee not for me.
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So no tweets or updates on Chris's Thanksgiving dinner with barb? Did they get McDonald's again (doubt they can order any pizza anymore) or did chris break out the spatula spreader and make Spam and Mac and cheese again?
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This Thanksgiving day has been a bit busy for Chris and by busy it's by making several tweets.
Chris gives advice to someone with sleep paralysis.
Thanksgiving message from "Sonichu"
Pokemon cards from a fan.
Pickle jokes
I chuckled at this
And finally, that Sonichu fangame is complete for now.
Chris gives advice to someone with sleep paralysis.
Thanksgiving message from "Sonichu"
Pokemon cards from a fan.
Pickle jokes
I chuckled at this
And finally, that Sonichu fangame is complete for now.
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I imagine Sonichu's a pretty tough cut of meat. better for stews than for roasting like a turkey.
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I also imagine their meat to be gamey as hell.
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Oh no doubt there. and oily like a goose. Gotta boil them, broil them, then bake them to get even half the grease out.
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Knowing all cartoon characters exist in c-197, does that mean non-vegan practices are illegal? Knowing that all cartoon animals are sentient/free will, Pokemans included.
Chris can't say he's friends with Inuyasha the Blaziken and eat fried chicken at the same time
Chris can't say he's friends with Inuyasha the Blaziken and eat fried chicken at the same time
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They don't all exist in C-197, Chris kept realizing the contradictions in that philosophy so instead he said all fiction exists in other universes, but C-197 in particular is where his personally cherry-picked fantasies reside, including him being all-powerful across all dimensions so that other dimensions can't claim they have an equally powerful god that can take over C-197.
Like any good cult, the current doctrine is the result of several revisions.
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Except he's in the cult of one follower and many leaders, thinking it's the other way around.