Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Fool]

I wouldn't be surprised if Chris saw himself in Pinkie. He probably likes the show because it consistently demonstrates the idiot being in a better position than the scientist.

 

[忠勇真]

Can we see which other livestreams Chris donated to?
I'm a regular viewer of the UwU Sonic voice roleplay channels (TaSP, GGF, EM, CB) and I was surprised to see Chris-chan donate to it.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

I don't think he comprehends what he is facing when Barb passes away. He will try and stay in the house until the court ordered eviction is in force. Then, he will have to be removed by the Sheriff.

Thats pretty much a given that he doesn't truly get his situation, nor will he. If anything he will just inevitably flip the situation around to being how cruel the world is and how this was all a big conspiracy. People take bets on when Barb dies, my bet is how long itll take Chris to try to profit off of it / use it as a conspiracy to further his own delusions.
It'd be really sad if it wasn't so fascinating

 

[Optimus Prime]

Thats pretty much a given that he doesn't truly get his situation, nor will he. If anything he will just inevitably flip the situation around to being how cruel the world is and how this was all a big conspiracy. People take bets on when Barb dies, my bet is how long itll take Chris to try to profit off of it / use it as a conspiracy to further his own delusions.
It'd be really sad if it wasn't so fascinating

To be fair, that would be poetic given how Barb pretty much uses Chris as a fund for goodwill hunting.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

To be fair, that would be poetic given how Barb pretty much uses Chris as a fund for goodwill hunting.

Its statements like this that make me happy Chris will never be a father, I cant imagine how he'd treat his kids if his only parental guide was his mother.

 

[rVeRSeSI]

he's gotten poop in the mail before, this is nothing new

That actually happened? I thought he was just messing with everyone

 

[Mr. 0]

That actually happened? I thought he was just messing with everyone

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CatKnight_Interview_3

I'm sure @MasterDisaster enjoyed finding that one out.

Arthur: Okay! Last one, and then straight to Sonichu. It's gonna be perfect. Um, I noticed on the CWCki, it mentions that every once in a while, you get... gifts? And donations? From people, sometimes surprising, sometimes anticipated?
Chris: Yes. Yes.
Arthur: Wh-what kind of things do you get? I mean exactly, I mean I hope you're not getting, like, shoe boxes full of cat poop, or... You know...
Chris: Uhh, no no no, um, so that does not happen, very often... Uh, only once... time, only one time, though, somebody had sent me a Tupperware full of... Horse manure... And we put that- and we put that in the-
Arthur: [stifled laughter, breaking character] I'm sorry, no, you gotta be kiddin'- [in character] no. That's just wrong.
Chris: Yeah. That- th- anyway w- we put that in the trash immediately after we figured that-
Arthur: I would hope so!

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Didn't chris claims that he cured his autism with binaural beats? He has been commiting social security fraud this whole time!

Chris has a history of claiming to have been cured of his autism only to use it again as a crutch shortly after to avoid responsibility, gather pity points or because the moron just plain forgot he was supposed to be "cured".

That one was years ago but wasn't the first time.

He really likes the Pinky character. I wonder why. Maybe the theme song the answer.
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Edit: I forgot to mention that there's this one episode where the next president is named Walsh.

Fuck, I hate Chris' dumbass non-jokes (and how he fully expect them to become trends) with the fury of a thousand A-Logs

"I think so, Brain. But won't Barb get mad if I just put my in the laundry pile without taking care of the feces?"

 

[Mr Roboto]

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Chris may be autistic, but he has the sense of humour of a retard

 

[A Grey Cat]

So is canned Ham and Kraft macaroni and cheese on the menu for tommorows Thanksgiving dinner at casa de chandler again?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

So is canned Ham and Kraft macaroni and cheese on the menu for tommorows Thanksgiving dinner at casa de chandler again?

I'd like to see a return of the Spatula Spreader. It is, by Chris's estimation, the greatest device ever conceived.

 

[Chan Fan]

I think he could stock shelves or be a custodian or something, but anything involving interacting with others would be doomed.

Manager: *looks at empty shelves, sighs* Chris, listen, we hired you to stock shelves, that means all of the shelves in the aisle. You haven't touched the pickles yet!

Chris: *stress sighs* You know how I-I'm famous on the internet, right? Well, there was this man in a pickle suit-

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I think he could stock shelves or be a custodian or something, but anything involving interacting with others would be doomed.

ROFL. Ever done custodian work? Even as just an element of another job? Taking out heavy, stinky garbage to the dumpster, sweeping and mopping, scrubbing toilets, unclogging toilets, removing chewing gum from urinals, dealing with used tampons that some ho threw on the floor, degreasing commercial food production machinery, etc. Chris doesn't have the muscles or the balls to do this shit.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Manager: *looks at empty shelves, sighs* Chris, listen, we hired you to stock shelves, that means all of the shelves in the aisle. You haven't touched the pickles yet!

Chris: *stress sighs* You know how I-I'm famous on the internet, right? Well, there was this man in a pickle suit-

You're talking about Chris as if he's still the same old man child of the 2000s. I'm honestly expecting Chris to one day go running around looking for "jerkops" to zap with his electric hedgehog pokemon powers and expect to be paid for it. Because apparently being the defender of Chris's little City state cwcville was sonichus high paying career.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

You're talking about Chris as if he's still the same old man child of the 2000s. I'm honestly expecting Chris to one day go running around looking for "jerkops" to zap with his electric hedgehog pokemon powers and expect to be paid for it. Because apparently being the defender of Chris's little City state cwcville was sonichus high paying career.

Heh. I'm imagining two cops who've stopped at at the local starbucks inside Kroger's, just a chance to get warm on a cold winter beat. Then suddenly this overweight stockboy in a MLP dress and blue hair naruto runs up to them, makes finger guns as he screeches kachow and other childish sounds. The cops sit perplexed by what they're seeing. when this tubby manchild in a dress 3 sizes too small for him whines about how he's going to 'punish the jerkops from cwckville grocery!' they stand up to leave and suddenly he goes into the fetal position. The cops and everyone in the store hear the loud, wet sound of this bizzare tranny ripping ass as he shits himself. The cops put their coffee down and resolve to never come to this store again.

 

[Abarefiller]

He really likes the Pinky character. I wonder why. Maybe the theme song the answer.
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Edit: I forgot to mention that there's this one episode where the next president is named Walsh.

I can just imagine SaberSpark looking at his phone, dumbfounded by whatever the fuck Chris wrote.

It's like, he starts with talking about Pinkie (in the 1st person plural no less) and asking him what his favorite retort was (yes, I'm 100% Saber kept track of all of Pinkie's retorts), and he just trails off to talking about Pinky from Pinky and the Brain, asking other people to come up with lines for a dumb meme, which he apperently has been thinking of for the past few days.

Chris's random access humor will never fail to make me cringe

 

[Tikbalang]

Still bragging about that Sonic skin mod as if it's his masterpiece.

I doubt he made those artwork, except the pink horse one.

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Vampires are the black people of CWCville

Blood and Tomato juice are the same according to Sonichu.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Still bragging about that Sonic skin mod as if it's his masterpiece.
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I doubt he made those artwork, except the pink horse one.

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Vampires are the black people of CWCville
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Blood and Tomato juice are the same according to Sonichu.

He probably got the tomato juice idea from South Park given there were a clique of kids pretending to be vampires who drink tomato juice.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Blood and Tomato juice are the same according to Sonichu.

He probably got the tomato juice idea from South Park given there were a clique of kids pretending to be vampires who drink tomato juice.

The same childish, moronic cartoon logic that made him believe that drinking his cum prevented him from "losing any unborn children". He thinks cartoons are basically documentaries, after all.

 

[Tikbalang]

The same childish, moronic cartoon logic that made him believe that drinking his cum prevented him from "losing any unborn children". He thinks cartoons are basically documentaries, after all.

If cartoons are documentaries, then all of them should be concern with their privacy. Their daily lives have become public knowledge.