Containment Random Chris Updates

AmnasLord said:
Here is a question. We know that trolls love to contact everyone in Chris’s life like Rocky and such.
So why haven’t they ever contacted Chris’s extended family to get their reactions like his half-brother or the half-sister with the PhD? It seems strange that no one has attempted to contact his extended family.
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How do you know it didn't happen?
 
Abarefiller said:
Also I seriously hope he understands that modding a shitty skin into a game is completly different from making a character's moveset and animations from the ground up.
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Of course he doesn't. He probably thinks you can mod whatever the fuck you want into the game just by typing really fast for a minute, like movies hackers do.
 
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Abarefiller said:
Chris already had a pretty poor excuse for a diet (soy sauce and McDonalds anyone?), but if he's gonna start dumping mayonnaise into every recipe because of some retarded "recipe" mostly likely a very outdated Hellmann's advertisement from the 50's then I don't think Chris is gonna make it to 2022, let alone the end of the decade.
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Is anyone actually expecting him to survive the decade ? It's near impossible between his health (physical and mental) and the soon-to-be homeless saga. The clock is ticking. OPL is coping.
 
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Retarded INTP said:
Is anyone actually expecting him to survive the decade ? It's near impossible between his health (physical and mental) and the soon-to-be homeless saga. The clock is ticking. OPL is coping.
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At most I don't think he'll reach 60. I don't know any people who live longer whose diet is consist of sodas and fast food.

Answer to his math and geography question
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Sonichu doesn't like the magichan's bulge. Forgot that Sylvanna has one.
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Reported the impostor
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RebelRein1488x said:
Chris tweeted a photo of his pony anime statue
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One of the commenters suggested Chris to put it in a jar:
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I'm sure he bought both.
Tikbalang said:
Usually temples are portayed to be clean places and don't covered with materialism whenever possible. His "temple" don't fit the criteria.
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Yes it does. It's just that it's a temple to consumerism.
TheMagician said:
I'm pretty sure she's just supposed to be a tan tomboy...
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A tan makes you orange, not negro.
Abarefiller said:
from the ground up.
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ground-up*
 
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horrorfan89 said:
He's basically trying one of those hideous recipes from the 1950s to the 70s that call for either putting mayonnaise on everything or cooking everything into a mold of raw gelatin.
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Also of course he's started watching the hulu animaniacs. Reboot I honestly can't wait for him to sperg about how the animaincs came back from c-197 to star in the reboot
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Ahh I see thank you. Do these recipes appear in the show? Is that what inspired Chris to try them?
 
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Tikbalang said:
HMarine59's tweet was deleted.
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Sonichu is referring to Chris with a male pronoun
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See I don't think Chris or Sonichu or whatever is misgendering. Chris has kind of a unique view among troons where he just accepts that he used to be a different person years ago and is just completely comfortable with it. Even when he's reminded that "Classic Chris" was based and straight pilled he just gets mad at Classic Chris like he's just a different person all together. I'd imagine "Teen Chris" is the same way. So of course referring to him as a he makes sense. Teen Chris is a boy.

I know this perspective is brought on by his weird way of looking at shit and his dimensional merge crap, but in a way Chris comes off as a lot more self assured and stable than most troons out there.
 
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Retarded INTP said:
Is anyone actually expecting him to survive the decade ? It's near impossible between his health (physical and mental) and the soon-to-be homeless saga. The clock is ticking. OPL is coping.
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I'm under the impression that Chris will find a way to weasel his way out of being homeless, I just don't think any of the white knights he has will legit let him go homeless. So on that end he wont get done in, but, his health? Most definitely, the sheer fact he hasnt had a heart attack is actually surprising. Taking all that into consideration, I dont think Chris will be kicking the bucket until at least 40-45
 
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