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Chris has sent out over 20 plus tweets...
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Says he let's his frustration out...
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heads up @TheOnlyYamchaFan , looks like we got another fic reading video incoming oh goody are these going to be the new snt/tf2 reaction videos?
oh and subsequently. "she has grown up and matured she is not the man-child you want her to be. " He says while he STILL lives with his mother, refuses to get a job or some kind of income that isn't government handouts, (uber eats/grubhub, all lardass has to do is pick up food, deliver it, and not touch it or steal any before it gets to the customer.) and makes shitty videos in a bedroom that looks like the bedroom of an autistic child surrounded by Legos, sonic, and mlp toys.
 
heads up @TheOnlyYamchaFan , looks like we got another fic reading video incoming oh goody are these going to be the new snt/tf2 reaction videos?
oh and subsequently. "she has grown up and matured she is not the man-child you want her to be. " He says while he STILL lives with his mother, refuses to get a job or some kind of income that isn't government handouts, (uber eats/grubhub, all lardass has to do is pick up food, deliver it, and not touch it or steal any before it gets to the customer.) and makes shitty videos in a bedroom that looks like the bedroom of an autistic child surrounded by Legos, sonic, and mlp toys.
“Sonichu” can’t read for shit, his reading skills are very poor.
 
He probably got the tomato juice idea from South Park given there were a clique of kids pretending to be vampires who drink tomato juice.

THAT explains it. I was wondering how the fuck he came up with tomato juice as a substitute for blood as it dosen't even make sense from an autist's standpoint, except that it's a red juice and therefore must be just like blood. Except for, y'know, the oxygen carrying red blood cells, immune response white cells and blood plasma containing various nutrients that vampires need to extend un-life. Clearly tomato juice with salt and sugar added to it before canning is just as fundimental to the vampire's physical needs! :story:
 
THAT explains it. I was wondering how the fuck he came up with tomato juice as a substitute for blood as it dosen't even make sense from an autist's standpoint, except that it's a red juice and therefore must be just like blood. Except for, y'know, the oxygen carrying red blood cells, immune response white cells and blood plasma containing various nutrients that vampires need to extend un-life. Clearly tomato juice with salt and sugar added to it before canning is just as fundimental to the vampire's physical needs! :story:
It's even worse because that South Park episode was making fun of the idea about vampires drinking tomato juice, and given Chris doesn't understand satire or comedy beyond face value, of course he'd take it seriously.
 
THAT explains it. I was wondering how the fuck he came up with tomato juice as a substitute for blood as it dosen't even make sense from an autist's standpoint, except that it's a red juice and therefore must be just like blood. Except for, y'know, the oxygen carrying red blood cells, immune response white cells and blood plasma containing various nutrients that vampires need to extend un-life. Clearly tomato juice with salt and sugar added to it before canning is just as fundimental to the vampire's physical needs! :story:
slightly unrelated but dyk there's an Asian food mart in my hometown that sells pig blood in those plastic cups used for take out soup? what recipe calls for just pork blood? or maybe chris is right and the mart is just preparing for the arrival of the vampires with the merge. too bad "goddess Christine" is siding with the anti vampire likes of blade and Abraham van helsing
 
THAT explains it. I was wondering how the fuck he came up with tomato juice as a substitute for blood as it dosen't even make sense from an autist's standpoint, except that it's a red juice and therefore must be just like blood. Except for, y'know, the oxygen carrying red blood cells, immune response white cells and blood plasma containing various nutrients that vampires need to extend un-life. Clearly tomato juice with salt and sugar added to it before canning is just as fundimental to the vampire's physical needs! :story:
There were plenty of old cartoons that did similar things since blood sucking was too intense for 4 year olds. I can't say which ones might have influenced chris but I can think of Duckula and several others. But yeah, south park's a good guess.
heads up @TheOnlyYamchaFan , looks like we got another fic reading video incoming oh goody are these going to be the new snt/tf2 reaction videos?
oh and subsequently. "she has grown up and matured she is not the man-child you want her to be. " He says while he STILL lives with his mother, refuses to get a job or some kind of income that isn't government handouts, (uber eats/grubhub, all lardass has to do is pick up food, deliver it, and not touch it or steal any before it gets to the customer.) and makes shitty videos in a bedroom that looks like the bedroom of an autistic child surrounded by Legos, sonic, and mlp toys.
And here I just bought some decent beer for... sleep aid purposes. Bring it on, lard ass.
His hygiene, his speech pattern, and social graces seem to be the same.
Chris often reminds me of that cartoonishly unaware trope, like say a kid who gets up in front of class for an assignment and picks his nose in the middle of his presentation. i mean, when he went to the gym he'd belch and fart so loud and so often that there were complaints made against him.
 
slightly unrelated but dyk there's an Asian food mart in my hometown that sells pig blood in those plastic cups used for take out soup? what recipe calls for just pork blood? or maybe chris is right and the mart is just preparing for the arrival of the vampires with the merge. too bad "goddess Christine" is siding with the anti vampire likes of blade and Abraham van helsing

There are actually a LOT of recipes that call for pigs blood, especially sausages. Black Pudding is entirely made of cooked/congealed pig and/or cow blood, and there are several other sausage types on the European continent that use pig's blood to soak up the other dry ingredients like breadcrumbs and such that plump out the sausage and make them spicy and delicious.

I am sure there are even more dishes in Asian cuisine using pigs blood as they have all been pork eaters since time out of mind (minus the few that are now muslim) and will always use every part of the animal and waste as little as possible.
 
Let's do some highlights here.
chris claims he's not a narcissist despite claiming to be the supreme super goddess of all reality, and architect of the death of billions in the merge.
Chris claims to have grown up, despite evidence to the contrary.
chris says he's pro second amendment and universal health care and then says billy mays was a do-nothing mayor... then says that electoral votes happen in a mayoral election. wat.
chris calls billy mays a 'freaking kanagaroo' which sounds borderline racist. shame on you chris.
Chris claims he's a slender and not at all built like the stay puff marshmallow man's fatter brother.
"All boobs are blobs of fat!"
chris claims to not have been looking for a sweetheart for years despite having creeped on doopie... how long ago?
chris claims we're projecting our fetishes onto him.
chris talks about details about the merge and my eyes glaze over.
somethinig something ponies.
Chris necros the Evan George/Simolma topic. Chris says Simolma has always existed so Evan doesn't have any connection to the character.
Says Sandy killing a man in cold blood isn't cold blodded.
Chris implies the murder of the asperpedia 4 happened even though he retconed it.
CHris states that wild sonichu has the voice of peter quinn from guardians of the galaxy.
Chris claims rosechu is not sonichu's sex slave and that she's a bondage queen.
'Sonichu' claims chores are hard.
chris randomly dunks on Sockness
chris thinks the merge will fill in the plot holes in his comics.
Chris says rosechu isn't powerless, again, telling but not showing.
Claims Kel and rosey kept in touch. more telling, no showing.
Sonichu claims to treat rosey as an equal despite evidence to the contary.
Chris keeps using the word asinine like he just learned what it means and wants to show off.
claims he never slept on the job as mayor.
I think he claims he's employed as mayor and therefore has a job? I don't get it.
chris claims ten years ago he was fully turned into a woman, embracing the fantasy.
Chris claims to still be developing as a person... at a 1st grade level if you ask me.
chris calls out Opuscon987's fanfic. rees about it not being accurate to his narrative.
Chris: "CHRIS R SMART. DUN CALL HIR DUM."
Chris: "I'm not going to rule the universe after the merge. The other gods will, I'll just be their best friend and have power over them!"
Sonichu literally says he prays to Chris to smite us.
Chris claims on TV in his dimension he doesn't appear on every TV show. just most of them.

This whole thing feels like someone loaded a shotgun with blanks. Its so scattershot, he's throwing shade at everyone he can name but nothing here is a 'gotcha'. it just screams 'cope.' I wonder what started this... just people not getting what the fuck he meant by 'linear?'
 
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I was thinking Chris meant that Cwcville is some kind of infinite realm that can't be measured, but on second glance it looks like he just doesn't understand what the word linear means. Since he contrasts it with being "large and diverse", he must think being linear means being small or something.
I'd like it if he was basically asking whether or not CWCville was more like a side-scroller or a 3D video game.
 
Mm...you hide under a veil. I don’t know, are you a pretty woman? Or are you a...or are ya hide a beard underneath that veil? Or do you hide that beard? Perhaps you are actually a dude, or even worse, a hermaphrodite. You know what, you gettin' not much of response from me, because, you even deleted your own account! You are such a cowardly, naïve, retarded, individual. Naïve is the cruelest of words, cause it questions one's intelbi--intelligence. And that’s why I’m calling you...you naïve retard.
 
Oh, wonderful, I've been called out again. I don't even do anything but write fan fiction and yet she somehow gets angry.

Well whatever, it wasn't written for her anyway.

I commented in the fan fic about her Linear Designed City because that was exactly what it was. I am a Civil Engineering Student and I understand some basic forms of City planning. The way Chris designed that city is terrible. You only have 1 freeway going in and out of the city so you're going to clog all of that traffic. Plus only 3 places to shop for groceries and supplies. At that point, you might as well ask for more traffic delays. Nobody will be able to get anywhere in that city if you put things in one place and only have one way to get there. That's why I commented on it.

Edit: If I could compare CWCville to an actual City in the world, I think it would be Dubai. But give that city some credit there development and zoning practices are all mixed so you could have homes, offices, and stores in the same building. Also Charleston West Virginia, that place is on a river valley where most of the state is mountains. They get an excuse but it still feels that there are multiple ways to get into the main city there and there isn't much population.
 
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Oh, wonderful, I've been called out again. I don't even do anything but write fan fiction and yet she somehow gets angry.

Well whatever, it wasn't written for her anyway.

I commented in the fan fic about her Linear Designed City because that was exactly what it was. I am a Civil Engineering Student and I understand some basic forms of City planning. The way Chris designed that city is terrible. You only have 1 freeway going in and out of the city so you're going to clog all of that traffic. Plus only 3 places to shop for groceries and supplies. At that point, you might as well ask for more traffic delays. Nobody will be able to get anywhere in that city if you put things in one place and only have one way to get there. That's why I commented on it.
Have you show him his map of Cwcville? Unless he draw a new map, he can't prove it
 
My suggestion is just to pick up Cities Skylines. Then he can prove how wrong I am with how linear her city is. Or in fact, pick up a Sim City game.
I thought about that too. The problem is that it takes trial and error to create terrain from scratch if he wants to make the best presentation of cwcville
 
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