Containment Random Chris Updates

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

My suggestion is just to pick up Cities Skylines. Then he can prove how wrong I am with how linear her city is. Or in fact, pick up a Sim City game.

Chris picks up City Skylines. Builds water treatment plant down river of the sewer outlet. Chris can't figure out why people are getting sick and dying. Declares it a bad game and he could do better.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

My suggestion is just to pick up Cities Skylines. Then he can prove how wrong I am with how linear her city is. Or in fact, pick up a Sim City game.

Chris can’t comprehend a unique and lively city because he lives in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and hasn’t thought about stuff like traffic management or even real estate. He just treats CWCVille like an amusement park. I mean shit, CWCVille is literally Chris’s Virginian EPCOT.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris can’t comprehend a unique and lively city because he lives in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and hasn’t thought about stuff like traffic management or even real estate. He just treats CWCVille like an amusement park. I mean shit, CWCVille is literally Chris’s Virginian EPCOT.

If that's the case, then post-merge world is just a big Disneyland. Makes me wonder if Mickey Mouse becomes a slave property of Disney corporation.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

If that's the case, then post-merge world is just a big Disneyland. Makes me wonder if Mickey Mouse becomes a slave property of Disney corporation.

Disney quietly tries to have Br'r Fox, Bear, and rabbit all whacked and buried in the swamp.

 

[muh_moobs]

While I don't disagree, Chris did show signs of legit dysphoria well before the tomgirl saga. Now this is not me saying what he's doing is normal or natural at all. I'm saying there's really a component of him that did have immense curiosity and perhaps even fetishized being the opposite gender. The extent he would discuss it is far beyond healthy.

That's called autogynophilia.

so warped by demintia she see Chris as a toddler playing pretend again and he'll "grow out of it soon."

Pretty sure that's how she's always seen Chris.

Chris picks up City Skylines. Builds water treatment plant down river of the sewer outlet. Chris can't figure out why people are getting sick and dying. Declares it a bad game and he could do better. Shits self. Does nothing

This is more likely.

 

[BScCollateral]

Edit: If I could compare CWCville to an actual City in the world, I think it would be Dubai.

Tuscon, maybe? But again, not a gigantic, bustling metropolis.

 

[graywolf88]

Tuscon, maybe? But again, not a gigantic, bustling metropolis.

 

[Abarefiller]

So how long until Chris creates a Debunk page like YanDev? Because that whole tweet chain is nothing but Chris trying to cover his ass from all of his past mistaktes... to absolutely no one in particular. Seriously, who is this for? Chris' ass lickers already see him as innocent for all the stupid shit he did in the past as "Chris" and not "Pristinne Christine", and anyone whoose familiar with Chris knows this isn't the first time he's done this, only to prove he hasn't changed at all.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

So how long until Chris creates a Debunk page like YanDev? Because that whole tweet chain is nothing but Chris trying to cover his ass from all of his past mistaktes... to absolutely no one in particular. Seriously, who is this for? Chris' ass lickers already see him as innocent for all the stupid shit he did in the past as "Chris" and not "Pristinne Christine", and anyone whoose familiar with Chris knows this isn't the first time he's done this, only to prove he hasn't changed at all.

more accurately, chris won't create a debunk page. He'll demand one of his ball washers create it for him.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Bwahahaha! Oh, god, that wall of tweets... Apart from the irony of claiming not to be a manchild or a narcisist while writing a barely legible defense of his make-believe 5 year old kid fantasies where the universe revolves around him while pretending to be some silly cartoon himself... I like how pissy he gets about Rosechu and her power levels. But let's just take facts from Chris himself, this is the description of "Ultra Sonichu" from his mongoloid try to univitedly butt into an already extremely autistic horsie card game:

When Sonichu (Prime) is exposed to the power of he seven Chaos Emeralds, he becomes Ultra Sonichu. To the touch of his aura and fur, insanely powered-up, his foes and adversaries get an insta-kill, unless we're talking a Really large foe, or one that is also over-powered, then it will take a few hits from him.

You get melted by as much as looking in his general direction. Let's see what, on the other hand, "Mega Rosey Rosechu" is capable of:

When a Rosechu Mega Evolves, it becomes a Lioness type. Ferocious and even more agile, it can even shred massive stones and steel beams into shards with their electrified claws. To keep their clothes from getting ripped apart in the Mega Evolution, they must be removed before Evolving.

She can defeat... stone, BUT only is she takes her tits out. Besides, he only used that form once, just to facerape for some reason an unremarkably human adversary.

Still, Sonichu does "more than half of the chores", so on top of being useless on a fight, she probably spends most of time on the sofa watching TV while she scratches her twat.

 

[Nickhayes1988]

Does anyone miss when chris actually created content? As bad as it was atleast it was entertaining.

These tweets are so lazy and unabridged. They're just stream of consciousness screaming into the void. While i do love a good Chrischan sperg rant, twitter has taken all the fun out of his meltdowns.

What has it been over a year since hes actually done any pages for the comic? Why is he so fixated on the jumbled mess that is the sonichu lore?

I look forward to the day when covid is behind us so Chris can move on from the shit show that is the dimensional merge/sonichu possession escapism. It's not entertaining, it not engaging, it's not even funny in a lunatic fringe way. It's just dumb.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Bwahahaha! Oh, god, that wall of tweets... Apart from the irony of claiming not to be a manchild or a narcisist while writing a barely legible defense of his make-believe 5 year old kid fantasies where the universe revolves around him while pretending to be some silly cartoon himself... I like how pissy he gets about Rosechu and her power levels. But let's just take facts from Chris himself, this is the description of "Ultra Sonichu" from his mongoloid try to univitedly butt into an already extremely autistic horsie card game:


You get melted by as much as looking in his general direction. Let's see what, on the other hand, "Mega Rosey Rosechu" is capable of:

She can defeat... stone, BUT only is she takes her tits out. Besides, he only used that form once, just to facerape for some reason an unremarkably human adversary.

Still, Sonichu does "more than half of the chores", so on top of being useless on a fight, she probably spends most of time on the sofa watching TV while she scratches her twat.

Amazing isn't it? Chris really thinks he can fix his broken comic with retcon after retcon after retcon. As much as he harps on details of his comics he handwaves things away or flat out invents shit that never happened because of some plothole we've noticed and laugh about. Most people would scrap a project this fundamentally broken but like some obsessive mental patient chris just keeps trying to polish the turd that is Sonichu.

Does anyone miss when chris actually created content? As bad as it was atleast it was entertaining.

These tweets are so lazy and unabridged. They're just stream of consciousness screaming into the void. While i do love a good Chrischan sperg rant, twitter has taken all the fun out of his meltdowns.

What has it been over a year since hes actually done any pages for the comic? Why is he so fixated on the jumbled mess that is the sonichu lore?

I look forward to the day when covid is behind us so Chris can move on from the shit show that is the dimensional merge/sonichu possession escapism. It's not entertaining, it not engaging, it's not even funny in a lunatic fringe way. It's just dumb.

I think we all do, to some extent. The comics were fun to poke fun at, and locked chris into a narrative. Now he changes his story, characters, and motivation on a whim. there was the barest hint of effort in what he did and now there's not even that.

 

[Shabobus]

Does anyone miss when chris actually created content? As bad as it was atleast it was entertaining.

These tweets are so lazy and unabridged. They're just stream of consciousness screaming into the void. While i do love a good Chrischan sperg rant, twitter has taken all the fun out of his meltdowns.

What has it been over a year since hes actually done any pages for the comic? Why is he so fixated on the jumbled mess that is the sonichu lore?

I look forward to the day when covid is behind us so Chris can move on from the shit show that is the dimensional merge/sonichu possession escapism. It's not entertaining, it not engaging, it's not even funny in a lunatic fringe way. It's just dumb.

It's lame, but I don't think Chris will ever consistently produce the comic or any other kind of narrative content again. Even the earliest issues were motivated in part by the hope they would help him get something he wanted. Psychological revenge against Mary Lee Walsh and the mall cops, love from Sarah Hammer, love from Megan. The issues after that were egged on by trolls, and even then Chris had huge gaps between working on them. The early comics were a product of a time when he was still motivated enough to create something based on his interest at the time, and he had enough going on in his real life to make it funny. He is now so lazy that he won't create comics even based on things he claims to love, and he's such a shut-in that there is absolutely nothing of interest going on in his real life he could insert into the comics.

 

[Pinball 2000]

I didn't see this mentioned in any of the KF threads at first glance (so apologies if this is late), but it's probably one of the better examples of Chris's inability to respect other people's work:

https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1332501097836113922
https://archive.vn/i9Bx4


TLDR: Chris took someone else's Sonichu mod for Sonic World (a Sonic fangame), changed a bunch of the textures and voice clips, then uploaded it as his own to a mod site.

https://gamebanana.com/skins/183391
https://archive.vn/4Q4sI

Personally, I just thought the screenshots he uploaded were pretty funny since he clearly just took photos of his computer screen. Here are copies of them:

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Can someone post the voice clips that Chris "made" for "his" mod

 

[Pinball 2000]

Can someone post the voice clips that Chris "made" for "his" mod

EDIT: I combined all the voice clips into a single MP3 file for your listening pleasure:

All the sound clips are just ogg files sitting in a folder so they're easy to extract. I'm just going to embed the Ranking quotes, as most of the clips are grunts and Kiwi Farms posts have trouble embedding more than 5-6 things at once. I'll attach the zip of the mod to this post if anyone wants to hear them all (check the "voice" folder).

One thing I noticed while embedding them, they're all recorded with a really shitty mic and often have long pauses before Chris says anything. Also, Sonichu apparently sounds exactly like Chris pre-transition, as in he's not trying to do the high-pitch screeching tone he uses in his more recent videos.


Rank A: "We did it, mama!"

Rank B: "Welp, we tried!"

Rank C: "Ugh! I could have done better!"

Rank D: "A D? Darn glitch."

Rank E/F: "Holy Crap! Player, we could have done better!"

Rank S: "Sweeet! An S for Sonichus and Rosechus everywhere!"

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

All the sound clips are just ogg files sitting in a folder so they're easy to extract. I'm just going to embed the Ranking quotes, as most of the clips are grunts and Kiwi Farms posts have trouble embedding more than 5-6 things at once. I'll attach the zip of the mod to this post if anyone wants to hear them all (check the "voice" folder).

One thing I noticed while embedding them, they're all recorded with a really shitty mic and often have long pauses before Chris says anything. Also, Sonichu apparently sounds exactly like Chris pre-transition, as in he's not trying to do the high-pitch screeching tone he uses in his more recent videos.


Rank A: "We did it, mama!"
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Rank B: "Welp, we tried!"
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Rank C: "Ugh! I could have done better!"
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Rank D: "A D? Darn glitch."
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Rank E/F: "Holy Crap! Player, we could have done better!"
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Rank S: "Sweeet! An S for Sonichus and Rosechus everywhere!"
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EDIT: I combined all the voice clips into a single MP3 file for your listening pleasure:
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well, this is ripe for abusing. I look forward to what the animation trolls can do with this.

 

[Tikbalang]

EDIT: I combined all the voice clips into a single MP3 file for your listening pleasure

Now I know what Krakow sounds like.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Let's do some highlights here.
chris claims he's not a narcissist despite claiming to be the supreme super goddess of all reality, and architect of the death of billions in the merge.
Chris claims to have grown up, despite evidence to the contrary.
chris says he's pro second amendment and universal health care and then says billy mays was a do-nothing mayor... then says that electoral votes happen in a mayoral election. wat.
chris calls billy mays a 'freaking kanagaroo' which sounds borderline racist. shame on you chris.
Chris claims he's a slender and not at all built like the stay puff marshmallow man's fatter brother.
"All boobs are blobs of fat!"
chris claims to not have been looking for a sweetheart for years despite having creeped on doopie... how long ago?
chris claims we're projecting our fetishes onto him.
chris talks about details about the merge and my eyes glaze over.
somethinig something ponies.
Chris necros the Evan George/Simolma topic. Chris says Simolma has always existed so Evan doesn't have any connection to the character.
Says Sandy killing a man in cold blood isn't cold blodded.
Chris implies the murder of the asperpedia 4 happened even though he retconed it.
CHris states that wild sonichu has the voice of peter quinn from guardians of the galaxy.
Chris claims rosechu is not sonichu's sex slave and that she's a bondage queen.
'Sonichu' claims chores are hard.
chris randomly dunks on Sockness
chris thinks the merge will fill in the plot holes in his comics.
Chris says rosechu isn't powerless, again, telling but not showing.
Claims Kel and rosey kept in touch. more telling, no showing.
Sonichu claims to treat rosey as an equal despite evidence to the contary.
Chris keeps using the word asinine like he just learned what it means and wants to show off.
claims he never slept on the job as mayor.
I think he claims he's employed as mayor and therefore has a job? I don't get it.
chris claims ten years ago he was fully turned into a woman, embracing the fantasy.
Chris claims to still be developing as a person... at a 1st grade level if you ask me.
chris calls out Opuscon987's fanfic. rees about it not being accurate to his narrative.
Chris: "CHRIS R SMART. DUN CALL HIR DUM."
Chris: "I'm not going to rule the universe after the merge. The other gods will, I'll just be their best friend and have power over them!"
Sonichu literally says he prays to Chris to smite us.
Chris claims on TV in his dimension he doesn't appear on every TV show. just most of them.

This whole thing feels like someone loaded a shotgun with blanks. Its so scattershot, he's throwing shade at everyone he can name but nothing here is a 'gotcha'. it just screams 'cope.' I wonder what started this... just people not getting what the fuck he meant by 'linear?'

Oh wow @The American Hedgehog, look at all the Idea Syug influences going through his head right now!

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris is now writing...but not through comics

Out of all the genres, it's non-fiction. Link to his retconning

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Edit: Like what he did to Ben Saint, he's now doing it to @somethingrandom987

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Sonichu doesn't like the better intro