Containment Random Chris Updates

[ogmudbone]

I guess I'm looking at Sonichu as what's being presented in the comics was the definitive version of him when in truth he, as a character, was whatever chris wanted to be atm. He's just an enabling, copy-rite infringing devil on chris's shoulder... which would imply that chris wants sycophants who thoughtlessly take his 'sermons' to heart.

Reminds me of that one simpsons episode with ralphs leprechaun "burn them chris, burn them all."

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

I'm under the impression that Chris will find a way to weasel his way out of being homeless, I just don't think any of the white knights he has will legit let him go homeless. So on that end he wont get done in, but, his health? Most definitely, the sheer fact he hasnt had a heart attack is actually surprising. Taking all that into consideration, I dont think Chris will be kicking the bucket until at least 40-45

Obese smokers still make it to retirement age on average. You have a wildly exaggerated sense of risk here.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I love Chris' writing, particularly when he chimps out. He gets so BLANGRY! that he just blurts out whatever is rattling around in that empty head of his. It really offers a good look into his autistic thought process. It's fascinating.

The best part of that Tweetstorm is "Sonichu" breaking up his delusional ranting about The Merge & Chris' godhood with protests like "NO, EQUESTRIA WON'T BE IN COLORADO, IT'LL BE IN MARYLAND! IDIOT!" as if this is completely obvious & logical to everyone else that has at least two brain cells to rub together.

Everybody else is the moron because no one can follow his disjointed rambling. It's really fascinating.

chris calls billy mays a 'freaking kanagaroo' which sounds borderline racist. shame on you chris.

I think he means "kangaroo" as in "kangaroo court," implying that BILLY MAYS' mayoral win was FALSE & DISHONEST.

Chris keeps using the word asinine like he just learned what it means and wants to show off.

& repeatedly spells it wrong.

Time to do that, these are phone screenshots so apologies

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Video tard rages are the best, but written chimpouts come in a really close second. They're illuminating in all the worst ways, like Chris belittling someone for...going to college & improving their life.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I think he means "kangaroo" as in "kangaroo court," implying that BILLY MAYS' mayoral win was FALSE & DISHONEST.

I thought so too, but I can't be sure with chris since he either doesn't understand how certain words are used, doesn't know what they mean, or has invented his own definition for them.

& repeatedly spells it wrong.

Sonichu's just a dumb pokemon, he doesn't understand anything like spelling. its a wonder he hasn't eaten barb and shit all over the floor.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

EDIT: I combined all the voice clips into a single MP3 file for your listening pleasure:
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All the sound clips are just ogg files sitting in a folder so they're easy to extract. I'm just going to embed the Ranking quotes, as most of the clips are grunts and Kiwi Farms posts have trouble embedding more than 5-6 things at once. I'll attach the zip of the mod to this post if anyone wants to hear them all (check the "voice" folder).

One thing I noticed while embedding them, they're all recorded with a really shitty mic and often have long pauses before Chris says anything. Also, Sonichu apparently sounds exactly like Chris pre-transition, as in he's not trying to do the high-pitch screeching tone he uses in his more recent videos.


Rank A: "We did it, mama!"
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Rank B: "Welp, we tried!"
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Rank C: "Ugh! I could have done better!"
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Rank D: "A D? Darn glitch."
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Rank E/F: "Holy Crap! Player, we could have done better!"
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Rank S: "Sweeet! An S for Sonichus and Rosechus everywhere!"
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It will never not be funny that Chris can't pronounce his own catchphrase correctly. Zap to the etstreme!

 

[Tikbalang]

EDIT: I combined all the voice clips into a single MP3 file for your listening pleasure:

If Chris made a realistic voice he should run kilometers. The result would be hearing him exhausted.

It's kinda like that accept little does Chris knows that he is the one making these terrible decisions. Not Sonichu, not Rosechu, not Magi-chan, they just don't claim any responsibility for her actions and refuse to.

No matter who he pretends, his lifestyle, manners, and the way of thinking will always be the same.
Magichan, who is supposed to be smart, still a dumbass.
Sonichu, who is supposed to be an active runner, is a couch potato.

 

[Abarefiller]

And if he pretends to be Rosechu, they'll both be useless, except while Rosechu is basically Sonichu's living flesh-light, Chris just shits himself on the daily

 

[BScCollateral]

I'm just going to embed the Ranking quotes, as most of the clips are grunts and Kiwi Farms posts have trouble embedding more than 5-

But, doesn't Chris know that Sonichu doesn't yell "Zap" and "Krakow", that these are sounds that Sonichu makes when...

...You know what? I have a DVD of a Hitchcock film I haven't watched yet. I think I'm just going to plug it in, and see if I can find his cameo. Hitchcock's, not Chris'.

 

[Tikbalang]

...living flesh-light,

That's how he sees every female, both real and in fictional.

 

[somethingrandom987]

Chris is now writing...but not through comics
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Out of all the genres, it's non-fiction. Link to his retconning
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Edit: Like what he did to Ben Saint, he's now doing it to @somethingrandom987

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Sonichu doesn't like the better intro
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QUICK UPDATE: That Wattpad account is now following me.

 

[Penis]

Probably a result of his autism which makes it hard for him to understand things that are not firmly defined in black and white. Given how society typically is firmly defined with gender roles, the fact Chris found females attractive to the point he liked traditionally girly 'media' which was far less rough than comparable boy oriented media, must have made him think he identified more as female than male. Its also entirely possible he simply doesn't understand sexuality.

On the topic of Chris and gender, do you guys think that the Tomgirl saga was caused by Bob's death, or Bob's presence was simply preventing it from happening while he was alive? If the former is true, lord only knows what Chris will turn into when Barb dies.

 

[Penis]

Oh sure, Definitely the Civil Engineering Degree where I can help rebuild highways across our country that do need help is less important than writing stupid fanfic where I borrow characters correctly. (Sarcasm)

I'm autistic too but the main difference between Christine and me is that one of us in 5 years is going to eventually contribute to society and the other is still going to be laying on the couch playing Sonic games into her 40s. The Animaniacs would be using one of them in their ad for the "Please get a Life Foundation".

Wait, just to clarify, you are a freshman in Engineering school and are using that to compare yourself to Chris?

 

[somethingrandom987]

Wait, just to clarify, you are a freshman in Engineering school and are using that to compare yourself to Chris?

I'm not a freshman, the point of the comparison is to highlight that there is a difference between people with HFA and Chris who claims to be one. But mostly shows how people could be raised incorrectly and be like Chris. Kinda like the guy who pays some girl to treat him like a baby and doesn't want to grow up on that show on TLC.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

Chris is now writing...but not through comics
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Out of all the genres, it's non-fiction. Link to his retconning
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Edit: Like what he did to Ben Saint, he's now doing it to @somethingrandom987

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Sonichu doesn't like the better intro
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At this rate, Chris is getting real salty about things he doesn't like. Wait til another person writes about their OC kicking his Sonichu's ass again.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is now writing...but not through comics
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Out of all the genres, it's non-fiction. Link to his retconning
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Edit: Like what he did to Ben Saint, he's now doing it to @somethingrandom987

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Sonichu doesn't like the better intro
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Christine is NOT A VIRGIN! CHANGE IT BACK NOW, NOW, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Dude]

EDIT: I combined all the voice clips into a single MP3 file for your listening pleasure:
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All the sound clips are just ogg files sitting in a folder so they're easy to extract. I'm just going to embed the Ranking quotes, as most of the clips are grunts and Kiwi Farms posts have trouble embedding more than 5-6 things at once. I'll attach the zip of the mod to this post if anyone wants to hear them all (check the "voice" folder).

One thing I noticed while embedding them, they're all recorded with a really shitty mic and often have long pauses before Chris says anything. Also, Sonichu apparently sounds exactly like Chris pre-transition, as in he's not trying to do the high-pitch screeching tone he uses in his more recent videos.


Rank A: "We did it, mama!"
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Rank B: "Welp, we tried!"
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Rank C: "Ugh! I could have done better!"
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Rank D: "A D? Darn glitch."
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Rank E/F: "Holy Crap! Player, we could have done better!"
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Rank S: "Sweeet! An S for Sonichus and Rosechus everywhere!"
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So Chris took someone else's work, made a few minor, sloppy, low-effort changes, and once he releases it he starts acting like he's made a world-changing masterpiece and expects people to heap praise upon him. It's his shitty comics all over again. And that voice work is just the kind of half-assed, cringy shit burrito we've all come to expect out of Chris. It's a good thing that Chris is incapable of self-awareness and picking up on social cues, because people have committed suicide over doing less embarrassing shit than this.

 

[greninja]

I read Chris's story. It was just what I expected. Deep need for admiration, attack on Opuscon and other stuff.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

So Chris took someone else's work, made a few minor, sloppy, low-effort changes, and once he releases it he starts acting like he's made a world-changing masterpiece and expects people to heap praise upon him. It's his shitty comics all over again. And that voice work is just the kind of half-assed, cringy shit burrito we've all come to expect out of Chris. It's a good thing that Chris is incapable of self-awareness and picking up on social cues, because people have committed suicide over doing less embarrassing shit than this.

That’s honestly Chris’ best part about being a lolcow as he never once stops to think of himself as an idiot, if Chris had any self awareness he’d try to profit off of himself and embrace how much of a lolcow he is, especially writing new comics

 

[Pinball 2000]

So Chris took someone else's work, made a few minor, sloppy, low-effort changes, and once he releases it he starts acting like he's made a world-changing masterpiece and expects people to heap praise upon him. It's his shitty comics all over again. And that voice work is just the kind of half-assed, cringy shit burrito we've all come to expect out of Chris. It's a good thing that Chris is incapable of self-awareness and picking up on social cues, because people have committed suicide over doing less embarrassing shit than this.

So a small update to that mod I didn't catch in my earlier post: the creator of the original mod seems to at least be aware that Chris stole his mod, but he doesn't really seem that bothered by it. The original Sonichu mod was made around late 2017 according to this video uploaded by the mod maker, and Chris commented this on it a few days ago:

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Considering the mod creator "liked" Chris's comment, I'd assume he's aware, but at the same time probably isn't that concerned if Chris appropriates his mod he probably hasn't touched in the last 3 years. That's probably for the best; I assume that if he complained and Chris threw a tantrum over it, the guy would have to deal with a bunch of unfunny weens.

 

[The Dude]

That’s honestly Chris’ best part about being a lolcow as he never once stops to think of himself as an idiot, if Chris had any self awareness he’d try to profit off of himself and embrace how much of a lolcow he is, especially writing new comics

Well, he kinda try to, once. But through a combination of Chris being too fucking lazy to keep up with orders for the things people actually wanted (comics and medallions) and insisting on selling stupid bullshit nobody asked for nor wanted (custom Amiibos and shitty hand made cards for a retarded ponyfag fap-fic card game nobody cared about) he was an utter failure at it.