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Super Colon Blow said:
But see if you didn't tell us, no one would know because you don't run around acting like a retard and you have important academic pursuits.

That's the difference, folks. Hard work versus entitled laziness. It's why I don't feel sorry for Chris in the slightest. Most people have some kind of problem(s) but work past them. Lots of people were raised in fucked up households. Chris isn't unique in that regard either.
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Exactly.

@somethingrandom987, may have autism but he’s better than Chris for those reasons. He has dreams and he knows the value of hard work and education.

Chris is one of those re.tards who are so entitled they feel like the world and everyone should bow to their whims. They copy everybody else because they have no imagination or skills. They can’t innovate so they imitate.

Which is one of the reasons why autistics like Chris are at the bottom of the food chain.
 
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Grumpy Pickle Rick said:
Exactly.

@somethingrandom987, may have autism but he’s better than Chris for those reasons. He has dreams and he knows the value of hard work and education.

Chris is one of those re.tards who are so entitled they feel like the world and everyone should bow to their whims. They copy everybody else because they have no imagination or skills. They can’t innovate so they imitate.

Which is one of the reasons why people like Chris are viewed as incompetent.
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High functioning downies just barely able to keep their tard rage in check and hold jobs sorting amazon packages or bagging groceries contribute more to society than Chris.
 
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Penis said:
On the topic of Chris and gender, do you guys think that the Tomgirl saga was caused by Bob's death, or Bob's presence was simply preventing it from happening while he was alive? If the former is true, lord only knows what Chris will turn into when Barb dies.
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Chris has always had an intense hatred of males, this fact hasn't changed and probably never will, and always considered himself "teehee, one of the girls" when referring to his gal-pals in high school. IIRC someone mentioned to him that he should get in touch with his feminine side to attract more female companionship, and his brain took it literally. Whether he's genuinely trans or effiminate is debatable, but I think a large part of it is his inability to live up to the standards society has levied for men, like being the main provider in a relationship and not be a massive pile of failure.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Chris has always had an intense hatred of males, this fact hasn't changed and probably never will, and always considered himself "teehee, one of the girls" when referring to his gal-pals in high school. IIRC someone mentioned to him that he should get in touch with his feminine side to attract more female companionship, and his brain took it literally. Whether he's genuinely trans or effiminate is debatable, but I think a large part of it is his inability to live up to the standards society has levied for men, like being the main provider in a relationship and not be a massive pile of failure.
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Oh god, that just made me chuckle. I can picture Chris sitting at a round table at lunch with girls who feel sorry for him. All of a sudden, Chris lets out a big, juicy wet fart that's noticed by an 80 year woman 2 blocks away. Then Chris turns to the girls, giggles, and coyly states, "I think I just got my period".
 
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Grumpy Pickle Rick said:
Exactly.

@somethingrandom987, may have autism but he’s better than Chris for those reasons. He has dreams and he knows the value of hard work and education.

Chris is one of those re.tards who are so entitled they feel like the world and everyone should bow to their whims. They copy everybody else because they have no imagination or skills. They can’t innovate so they imitate.

Which is one of the reasons why autistics like Chris are at the bottom of the food chain.
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Calling Chris a high functioning autistic is insulting to other autistic people, it's obvious he has other severe deficiencies in his personality and demeanour that have always set him back. But what's always fascinating to me is that not only would he be somewhat aware of a few of his own faults, but he mostly refuses to admit that people will always be more talented and successful then he ever will be, his only notoriety is being a butt joke of encyclopedia dramatica and his "OC" character being noticed by one or two Sega reps, he has nothing to really be proud of.

Chris thinking that he has a sizable amount of people who preach and obsess about his creative endeavours to this day just shows how incredibly naïve and short sighted he his in regards to people who still follow him on social media and make parodies of his work better than the original garbage vomit comics, he's a complete failure and is trying to distract himself with childish endeavours to run away from his problems.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
he's a complete failure and is trying to distract himself with childish endeavours to run away from his problems.
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With that kimd of life, the first thing in my mind is to literally commit suicide, going to that perfect heaven of his dreams. I wonder what keeps him living.

Not that I encourage him to
 
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Penis said:
On the topic of Chris and gender, do you guys think that the Tomgirl saga was caused by Bob's death, or Bob's presence was simply preventing it from happening while he was alive? If the former is true, lord only knows what Chris will turn into when Barb dies.
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Tomgirl was going on well before Bob's death. He thought it was bullshit but wasn't able to really stop anything.
 
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somethingrandom987 said:
I'm not a freshman, the point of the comparison is to highlight that there is a difference between people with HFA and Chris who claims to be one. But mostly shows how people could be raised incorrectly and be like Chris. Kinda like the guy who pays some girl to treat him like a baby and doesn't want to grow up on that show on TLC.
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You don't really seem that different, though . . .
 
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Well, considering Sonichu and Rosechu had those 3 hellspawn Sonichu babies, Chris is technically considered a grandp- I mean, Chris is considered a very setsy grandma goddess CPU whatever the fuck Chris wants to be called nowadays
 
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Oh sure, Definitely the Civil Engineering Degree where I can help rebuild highways across our country that do need help is less important than writing stupid fanfic where I borrow characters correctly. (Sarcasm)

I'm autistic too but the main difference between Christine and me is that one of us in 5 years is going to eventually contribute to society and the other is still going to be laying on the couch playing Sonic games into her 40s. The Animaniacs would be using one of them in their ad for the "Please get a Life Foundation".
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Hey don't be so hard on yourself, just because he'll be contributing in five years doesn't mean you're destined for sonic faggotry forever.

And yes, by definition something that doesn't exist and could possibly with all feasibility never exist is vastly less important than something real, functioning right in the actual world now. Sonichu has thousands of followers, and tens of thousands of people have been entertained by Chris and his shit, learned, found a community, etc. You're....in school (that someone else paid for). You're actually anti-contributing if you want to be honest

Wipe some of that autism off
 
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Hey don't be so hard on yourself, just because he'll be contributing in five years doesn't mean you're destined for sonic faggotry forever.

And yes, by definition something that doesn't exist and could possibly with all feasibility never exist is vastly less important than something real, functioning right in the actual world now. Sonichu has thousands of followers, and tens of thousands of people have been entertained by Chris and his shit, learned, found a community, etc. You're....in school (that someone else paid for). You're actually anti-contributing if you want to be honest

Wipe some of that autism off
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I don't let it bother me. I already integrated with society and I just move on with life.
 
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Penis said:
On the topic of Chris and gender, do you guys think that the Tomgirl saga was caused by Bob's death, or Bob's presence was simply preventing it from happening while he was alive? If the former is true, lord only knows what Chris will turn into when Barb dies.
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the Tomgirl saga began when Bob’s health began to fail. Bob could no longer lay down the law on Chris, so Chris felt comfortable turning into the person he wanted to be. Bob was too weak and bedridden at the time to do anything about it. He died a death of disappointment and bedbug bites. It was also at this period when Chris put the most effort into his appearance. But in retrospect, the Tomgirl saga shouldn’t have been a surprise to anyone. A disappointment yes but, not a surprise. Liquid Chris predicted that Chris would turn trans back in 2009.
 
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Penis said:
On the topic of Chris and gender, do you guys think that the Tomgirl saga was caused by Bob's death, or Bob's presence was simply preventing it from happening while he was alive? If the former is true, lord only knows what Chris will turn into when Barb dies.
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It started before Bob's death. Bob even called him a "faggot" when Chris started it
 
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