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[Naamaleipuri]

chris recently tweeted this out.
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So can someone smarter than me explain if Fats MacShitsalot is using "passé" correctly? Or does SNT use random French words in her dialogue? I tried googling but couldn't really find any English sayings that you would use that word in place of "last year" or something.
Or is it him once again trying to sound smarter than he is?
It's just bugging me.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris is trying to retcon my story even though it's not finished.

What's the part of the fanfic that Chris hated it so much that he tries to retcon it?

 

[somethingrandom987]

What's the part of the fanfic that Chris hated it so much that he tries to retcon it?

She is looking at the 3rd one and taking the story I wrote for it and inserting herself into the story. Making SNT and Chris-Chan Sonichu friends which they are not in the story. Also saying that I don't have the S-Chu Balls (That I am calling Sonichu Balls because it's funnier) and I am using crystal balls instead.

She also tries to Retcon the 2nd one by saying it happened in a different universe (Which was accepted as canon a year ago by herself!) by saying that The Chris was dropped back in 1218 like the whole thing was a dream. Then Magi-Chan who was the main villain in the story was rehabilitated and continues what he is doing. It's supposed to be that Magi-Chan was forever lost in the void and nobody saves him. He also said that Kel continued training even though I said that Kel stayed in that cabin waiting for Rosechu's return until Christian's evil twin, Naitsirhc was teleported to her bed and they had sex when Kel realized that she was suddenly being controlled but didn't know why.

There is a lot more retcons but this was expected. I'm the one that is telling the story, not Chris. I'm just filling in some of the holes Chris left in his own story.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

She is looking at the 3rd one and taking the story I wrote for it and inserting herself into the story. Making SNT and Chris-Chan Sonichu friends which they are not in the story. Also saying that I don't have the S-Chu Balls (That I am calling Sonichu Balls because it's funnier) and I am using crystal balls instead.

She also tries to Retcon the 2nd one by saying it happened in a different universe (Which was accepted as canon a year ago by herself!) by saying that The Chris was dropped back in 1218 like the whole thing was a dream. Then Magi-Chan who was the main villain in the story was rehabilitated and continues what he is doing. It's supposed to be that Magi-Chan was forever lost in the void and nobody saves him. He also said that Kel continued training even though I said that Kel stayed in that cabin waiting for Rosechu's return until Christian's evil twin, Naitsirhc was teleported to her bed and they had sex when Kel realized that she was suddenly being controlled but didn't know why.

There is a lot more retcons but this was expected. I'm the one that is telling the story, not Chris. I'm just filling in some of the holes Chris left in his own story.

Wow. It's almost like Chris can't handle conflict and interesting plot twists..

 

[Tikbalang]

Wow. It's almost like Chris can't handle conflict and interesting plot twists..

When's the last time Chris made a tense plot without outside influence?

 

[Meat Pickle]

Fuck.

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Chris is extremely ignorant to history and recent events unless if cartoons reference them constantly. This is why Chris disapproved of Hitlerchu, but didn't bat an eye on Ted Bundychu.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Chris is extremely ignorant to history and recent events unless if cartoons reference them constantly. This is why Chris disapproved of Hitlerchu, but didn't bat an eye on Ted Bundychu.

I think he had some awareness of Ted Bundy since he was referenced in a cartoon Chris watches

 

[greninja]

She is looking at the 3rd one and taking the story I wrote for it and inserting herself into the story. Making SNT and Chris-Chan Sonichu friends which they are not in the story. Also saying that I don't have the S-Chu Balls (That I am calling Sonichu Balls because it's funnier) and I am using crystal balls instead.

She also tries to Retcon the 2nd one by saying it happened in a different universe (Which was accepted as canon a year ago by herself!) by saying that The Chris was dropped back in 1218 like the whole thing was a dream. Then Magi-Chan who was the main villain in the story was rehabilitated and continues what he is doing. It's supposed to be that Magi-Chan was forever lost in the void and nobody saves him. He also said that Kel continued training even though I said that Kel stayed in that cabin waiting for Rosechu's return until Christian's evil twin, Naitsirhc was teleported to her bed and they had sex when Kel realized that she was suddenly being controlled but didn't know why.

There is a lot more retcons but this was expected. I'm the one that is telling the story, not Chris. I'm just filling in some of the holes Chris left in his own story.

I thought you said you woul

She is looking at the 3rd one and taking the story I wrote for it and inserting herself into the story. Making SNT and Chris-Chan Sonichu friends which they are not in the story. Also saying that I don't have the S-Chu Balls (That I am calling Sonichu Balls because it's funnier) and I am using crystal balls instead.

She also tries to Retcon the 2nd one by saying it happened in a different universe (Which was accepted as canon a year ago by herself!) by saying that The Chris was dropped back in 1218 like the whole thing was a dream. Then Magi-Chan who was the main villain in the story was rehabilitated and continues what he is doing. It's supposed to be that Magi-Chan was forever lost in the void and nobody saves him. He also said that Kel continued training even though I said that Kel stayed in that cabin waiting for Rosechu's return until Christian's evil twin, Naitsirhc was teleported to her bed and they had sex when Kel realized that she was suddenly being controlled but didn't know why.

There is a lot more retcons but this was expected. I'm the one that is telling the story, not Chris. I'm just filling in some of the holes Chris left in

She is looking at the 3rd one and taking the story I wrote for it and inserting herself into the story. Making SNT and Chris-Chan Sonichu friends which they are not in the story. Also saying that I don't have the S-Chu Balls (That I am calling Sonichu Balls because it's funnier) and I am using crystal balls instead.

She also tries to Retcon the 2nd one by saying it happened in a different universe (Which was accepted as canon a year ago by herself!) by saying that The Chris was dropped back in 1218 like the whole thing was a dream. Then Magi-Chan who was the main villain in the story was rehabilitated and continues what he is doing. It's supposed to be that Magi-Chan was forever lost in the void and nobody saves him. He also said that Kel continued training even though I said that Kel stayed in that cabin waiting for Rosechu's return until Christian's evil twin, Naitsirhc was teleported to her bed and they had sex when Kel realized that she was suddenly being controlled but didn't know why.

There is a lot more retcons but this was expected. I'm the one that is telling the story, not Chris. I'm just filling in some of the holes Chris left in his own story.

I thought you said you wouldn't read it.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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does this mean the sonichu body swap saga is over?

 

[Rupin]

Ok yeah, A lot has changed in the past 24 hours.

Chris should be really going after me. I am the one making the creative decisions here. Also, leave Courtney out of this, I only ask for her input if I have questions on characterization and that is done privately. Other than that Courtney has no influence over what I write at all.

Chris is trying to retcon my story even though it's not finished. I only have 2 chapters out. It's being updated every Friday. I have already written 13 chapters. Didn't she say last year that I had my own universe? If I do, then I have the right to do whatever I want with it no matter what you say about it. Therefore I am allowed to do whatever to it. So why is she trying to retcon me? I know, he doesn't like what I wrote. Fine, but it doesn't mean that you can change what happens.

Chris has a right to write his own fanfics and he has been doing this for years. I have that right too. But at least wait until I finish my own fanfic first before you start retconning it.

On the bright side, this does give the fanfic a lot more publicity so I will take this as a benefit.

Keep up the good work.

 

[somethingrandom987]

I thought you said you woul



I thought you said you wouldn't read it.

My friends made me read it

 

[shadhardblogger19]

does this mean the sonichu body swap saga is over?

Not yet. This is imaginary Chris-chan Sonichu and Courtney the Light Blue Hedgehog looking at the next S-Chu Ball. IRL, the real Chris in Sonichu's body is still bringing COVID-19 victims to C-197. Sonichu in the real Chris' body "larped" with SNT via Twitter and Wattpad.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

So can someone explain if Fats MacShitsalot is using "passé" correctly?

Almost guarantee that he's just quoting/regurgitating more dross from that crap reboot he's so obsessed with.

Incorrectly using words and phrases In his usual brain dead television obsessed fashion, failing to understand any of it besides
"haha troll is stupid" completely missing any irony that the animators may have in fact even used classic Chris as their template when designing the character.

At this point all the Sonichu body swap and dimensional merge nonsense is the very definition of passé.

Funny how he can autistically parrot cartoon horseshit ad nauseam yet forgets his own...

Why is he still quoting/regurgitating Ben (king cocksucker of the weens) Saint?
Thought Chris loathed him, but I guess he still loves his art, and steeling it...

Just me or does the supreme goddess of involuntary bodily functions seem even more smug/conceited/a total cunt than usual?

Edit: complete with all the homophobic undertones from days long past, but its ok when "she" does it...

Sure you did you fat lying imbecile.

Edit: hypocritical cunt

 

[shadhardblogger19]

My friends made me read it

What is it? Speak up!

 

[somethingrandom987]

What is it? Speak up!

They explained it to me to a point where I had to look

 

[Tikbalang]

Almost guarantee that he's just quoting/regurgitating more dross from that crap reboot he's so obsessed with.

Incorrectly using words and phrases In his usual brain dead television obsessed fashion, failing to understand any of it besides
"haha troll is stupid" completely missing any irony that the animators may have in fact even used classic Chris as their template when designing the character.

At this point all the Sonichu body swap and dimensional merge nonsense is the very definition of passé.

Funny how he can autistically parrot cartoon horseshit ad nauseam yet forgets his own...
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Why is he still quoting/regurgitating Ben (king cocksucker of the weens) Saint?
Thought Chris loathed him, but I guess he still loves his art, and steeling it...

Just me of does the supreme goddess of involuntary bodily functions seem even more smug/conceited/a total cunt than usual?

The only word he look for definition is pristine. "Pristine? That sounds like my name."

 

[A Grey Cat]

Almost guarantee that he's just quoting/regurgitating more dross from that crap reboot he's so obsessed with.

Incorrectly using words and phrases In his usual brain dead television obsessed fashion, failing to understand any of it besides
"haha troll is stupid" completely missing any irony that the animators may have in fact even used classic Chris as their template when designing the character.

At this point all the Sonichu body swap and dimensional merge nonsense is the very definition of passé.

Funny how he can autistically parrot cartoon horseshit ad nauseam yet forgets his own...
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Why is he still quoting/regurgitating Ben (king cocksucker of the weens) Saint?
Thought Chris loathed him, but I guess he still loves his art, and steeling it...

Just me or does the supreme goddess of involuntary bodily functions seem even more smug/conceited/a total cunt than usual?

Chris is the ideal coonsoomer. So smooth brained and miserable, with nothing to fill the void in his empty life so he turns to television. Not just any television but mindless drivel made to feed off idiots too blinded by nostalgia to realize what they watch is crap.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

So Chris took someone else's work, made a few minor, sloppy, low-effort changes, and once he releases it he starts acting like he's made a world-changing masterpiece and expects people to heap praise upon him. It's his shitty comics all over again.

This describes every single piece of media Chris has released, from comics to music to card games.

 

[greninja]

My friends made me read it

Wow, talk about pure egotism right there.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Almost guarantee that he's just quoting/regurgitating more dross from that crap reboot he's so obsessed with.

Incorrectly using words and phrases In his usual brain dead television obsessed fashion, failing to understand any of it besides
"haha troll is stupid" completely missing any irony that the animators may have in fact even used classic Chris as their template when designing the character.

At this point all the Sonichu body swap and dimensional merge nonsense is the very definition of passé.

Funny how he can autistically parrot cartoon horseshit ad nauseam yet forgets his own...
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Why is he still quoting/regurgitating Ben (king cocksucker of the weens) Saint?
Thought Chris loathed him, but I guess he still loves his art, and steeling it...

Just me or does the supreme goddess of involuntary bodily functions seem even more smug/conceited/a total cunt than usual?

Edit: complete with all the homophobic undertones from days long past, but its ok when "she" does it...
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Sure you did you fat lying imbecile.

Edit: hypocritical cunt
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In the last stream where he reviewed the fanfic he kept using the word asinine like a child who just discovered a new swear word.
But I guess this is more fodder for the Chris and English page.