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judge claude frollo said:
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It's just so funny to me how all the stolen assets from his favorite media are just crammed into his "creative" brain so he can manipulate them for his power fantasy. All the unoriginal ideas, mushed together incoherently in his head and rebranded as his own. It's all blatantly stolen. Even his style, despite how bad and hilarious it is, you can obviously tell when he's copying a certain media depending on his flavor of the week. I just simply can't imagine having my entire personality just completely fabricated from other people's creations. He's literally a husk, filled with nothing but garbage, stolen ideas, and mental illness. It's all over saturated, it's not funny to me anymore. There's nothing entertaining about him; ever since the weens started force feeding him praise and bait, his ego has reached to the point where I can't just watch and laugh because he's so fucking annoying and preachy (like MLM preachy). The only thing I'm waiting on anymore is Barb's death, so I can finally see how he'd react in a real adult situation, one where weens don't exist and his family can't cradle him anymore.
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Amen. That's exactly how I feel about Chris. I'm just waiting for the Dead Barb saga to kick in.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
The preferred term is ”DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS”.

I'd consider making that my nickname but unfortunately my phone's keyboard doesn't have an ñ on it.
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You might be able to find a keyboard driver designed to let you use all those silly squiggles and dots with a standard keyboard. I used one for my Windows computer when I had to write a lot of stuff for Europeans.
 
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Since its Christmas annual viewing time. This part of the video always makes me cringe so hard.
Bob already expected the gift to suck and doesnt even want it. Chris picks something he wants and gives it to his dad as a "present", since he will keep it afterwards anyway. Makes a shitty VHS rip and calls it a present. Gives Bob a "choice" then whines to Bob to take the VHS version instead of the DVD. Then complains that he gave Bob a "choice". Goddamnnnn, the way chris treats people is beyond comprehension.
 
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There's this guy I know who legit does what Chris did every year so I suppose I'm numb to it. However he is at least getting something that's useful for more than just himself. For example he bought his mom a PS4 "For the Blu-Ray Player" knowing full well she barely watches movies and TV and that it would be hooked up in the Living Room anyway. He also bought his dad the full set of the Sopranos on Blu-Ray so he could watch the whole series and knew his dad had already seen the whole show and also doesn't have a lot of time to spend watching it all at once. He bought his brother a skateboard "As long as you let me ride it too". He did all of this using his SSDI and funds from an under the table job he has fixing electronics.

But here's the thing. All of those can in theory be used and enjoyed by other people to some extent if desired and aren't exactly cheap. He also didn't babble like a child and get things that were literally only useful to him. He didn't rip the Sopranos onto a VHS and offer a choice. That's the thing I hate most about Chris in this video. These aren't useful gifts to anyone but him and he's acting like "Oh it's the thought that counts." He's just being a selfish prick and manchild. So business as usual.
 
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What I love about the classic Christmas video is that it's all just a huge metaphysical scam. When you see the accompanying videos, particularly the one that succeeds it that evening, it's clear that Chris is putting on a show of generosity to his parents so that God and/or Santa will deliver a girlfriend to him in time for Christmas sex. The Fraggle video and broken snow globe are prime examples of Chris using autistic moral arithmetic to think he can trick God into rewarding his behavior, while also selfishly buying gifts that are actually for himself or else inexpensively exalt himself.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
There's this guy I know who legit does what Chris did every year so I suppose I'm numb to it. However he is at least getting something that's useful for more than just himself. For example he bought his mom a PS4 "For the Blu-Ray Player" knowing full well she barely watches movies and TV and that it would be hooked up in the Living Room anyway. He also bought his dad the full set of the Sopranos on Blu-Ray so he could watch the whole series and knew his dad had already seen the whole show and also doesn't have a lot of time to spend watching it all at once. He bought his brother a skateboard "As long as you let me ride it too". He did all of this using his SSDI and funds from an under the table job he has fixing electronics.

But here's the thing. All of those can in theory be used and enjoyed by other people to some extent if desired and aren't exactly cheap. He also didn't babble like a child and get things that were literally only useful to him. He didn't rip the Sopranos onto a VHS and offer a choice. That's the thing I hate most about Chris in this video. These aren't useful gifts to anyone but him and he's acting like "Oh it's the thought that counts." He's just being a selfish prick and manchild. So business as usual.
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"It's the thought that counts" only applies if you actually give thought to a gift and the person it's going to. You have to actually be thinking about them and getting something you think will make them happy. It doesn't apply when the only thought you put into a gift is that you think they won't want it and will give it to you instead because it's something you want. Chris is such a self-centered piece of shit. Its like he saw that old Simpsons episode where Homer buys a new bowling ball as a "gift" for Marge, even got his name etched into the ball, knowing she doesn't bowl so that he can have a new bowling ball, and instead of thinking "Homer is a selfish asshole" like anyone else would Chris thought to himself "Hey! That's a pretty great idea!" I mean, that kind of thing would be excusable if it were done by a five year old because they don't know any better. But Chris was legally and biologically an adult when he pulled that shit. I know he's a feeb with the mind of a child, but Bob and Babs never should have put up with that shit. They should have called him out on his blatant selfishness and taken away a gift that they knew he wanted to teach him a lesson. But then, that would have been good parenting, and if they had been capable of that Chris never would have become a lolcow. Or, at least not such a major lolcow.
 
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The Dude said:
"It's the thought that counts" only applies if you actually give thought to a gift and the person it's going to. You have to actually be thinking about them and getting something you think will make them happy. It doesn't apply when the only thought you put into a gift is that you think they won't want it and will give it to you instead because it's something you want. Chris is such a self-centered piece of shit. Its like he saw that old Simpsons episode where Homer buys a new bowling ball as a "gift" for Marge, even got his name etched into the ball, knowing she doesn't bowl so that he can have a new bowling ball, and instead of thinking "Homer is a selfish asshole" like anyone else would Chris thought to himself "Hey! That's a pretty great idea!" I mean, that kind of thing would be excusable if it were done by a five year old because they don't know any better. But Chris was legally and biologically an adult when he pulled that shit. I know he's a feeb with the mind of a child, but Bob and Babs never should have put up with that shit. They should have called him out on his blatant selfishness and taken away a gift that they knew he wanted to teach him a lesson. But then, that would have been good parenting, and if they had been capable of that Chris never would have become a lolcow. Or, at least not such a major lolcow.
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The sad thing is them calling out Chris did get him to change his ways (Or at least it did in the past when they could have made a difference), for example Barb said the attraction sign made him look retarded and he stopped using it soon after (Although he then started doing equally retarded things).
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Chris: Extra chromosomes? Yeah! Sonichu has lots of extra chromosomes! They give him his special powers!
Oh they make him special alright chris. In fact I think you have plenty of those yourself.
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He collects chromosomes like primary school kids collect football cards.
The Dude said:
Being born was the worst thing Chris ever did to his dad.
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Chris is a walking argument for making fourth-trimester abortions legal and accessible on demand.
Ted_Breakfast said:
The Fraggle video and broken snow globe are prime examples of Chris using autistic moral arithmetic to think he can trick God into rewarding his behavior, while also selfishly buying gifts that are for actually for himself or else inexpensively exalt himself.
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Unfortunately for him, God's omniscience means that he knows what Chris Chan's doing when he tries to make an autistic bargain with God.

That said, he's not well known for his understanding of religion. Remember ”GodJesus” and the time he thought Catholics were basically the same as Prods but had monastries?
 
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