Containment Random Chris Updates

Chrus Chundlur said:
So what, every-fucking-one on glirby-glorbo dimension spends the day writing shitty fiction about their "counterparts"?

Let's say you are a low class worker with a regular-to-shitty life in "our" world.

Is some Sonichu out there thinking "Man, I wish I was a plumber wrestling a turd out of a clogged toilet right now, earning minimal wage and maybe, I don't know... watching my son die of leukemia? instead of being a carefree superpowered cartoon..."?

And he's writing a fanfic called "Josh the regular plumber" for no absolute reason at all?
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Plumbers actually make really good money since they have to go through lots of specialized training and licensing to work that profession. Just because it's blue collar work doesn't mean it's low pay wage slave work.
 
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Kingfisher9000 said:
Everybody knows only goddess tier psychic-types can predict the future.
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That reminds me.

Chris said that Lisa Simpson would win the US elections because of some weird shit off the Simpsons and because he can apparently see the future. How is he handling the fact that Joe Biden won?
 
Marshal Mannerheim said:
That reminds me.

Chris said that Lisa Simpson would win the US elections because of some weird shit off the Simpsons and because he can apparently see the future. How is he handling the fact that Joe Biden won?
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Honestly I don’t think he’s even noticed. Politics don’t interest him in the slightest, he just parrots the opinions of people around him. The whole Lisa Simpson thing was probably just his autistic way of saying “fuck drumpf!” to fit in with his tranny friends.
 
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Sonichu is now hitting a woman.
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cuevasen said:
No way this is the moon. C'mon.
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at certain points of time, on certain nights the moon can appear bigger and brighter than normal. usually this is when there's a lunar equinox or very close to one, or the sunlight reflecting off the surface is lined up at the right angle (the just passed winter solstice, a "blue moon" under the right conditions or the harvest moon Are notable instances.)
Tikbalang said:
That's the shitty camera he's using. Also the hoard is blocking half of the windows
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Giving some cleaning advice.
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full moon huh? they say a full moon attracts the crazies but with chris the moon's always full

Chrus Chundlur said:
I love how Chris always tries to sound hip and cool but always comes up as... well:

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personally i thught it felt more like this
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
That reminds me.

Chris said that Lisa Simpson would win the US elections because of some weird shit off the Simpsons and because he can apparently see the future. How is he handling the fact that Joe Biden won?
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Well, Joe Biden was the one all the hip and cool leftists were voting for - the crowd Chris seems to think he's a part of - so they're all happy, and if they're happy, Chris is happy.

I think we all know at this point that Chris' political views swing back and forth like a pendulum - it just depends who he's with. He wanted to say that Lisa took office because he hated Trump, why did he hate Trump? Everyone else he was around hated Trump. Once Chris' liberal "friends" start to realize that Joe's not really on their side, he'll probably go right back to that whole spiel.
 
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Lobotomized_Chicken said:
Well, Joe Biden was the one all the hip and cool leftists were voting for - the crowd Chris seems to think he's a part of - so they're all happy, and if they're happy, Chris is happy.

I think we all know at this point that Chris' political views swing back and forth like a pendulum - it just depends who he's with. He wanted to say that Lisa took office because he hated Trump, why did he hate Trump? Everyone else he was around hated Trump. Once Chris' liberal "friends" start to realize that Joe's not really on their side, he'll probably go right back to that whole spiel.
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Chris is the most unoriginal fuck in the northern hemisphere. He just goes along with what everyone else does because then perhaps his 'friends' will tolerate him.
 
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lognifiiskurk said:
Chris is the most unoriginal fuck in the northern hemisphere. He just goes along with what everyone else does because then perhaps his 'friends' will tolerate him.
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Well, that and the fact that you have to have some semblance of awareness on social issues to engage in politics, something Chris is far from possessing.
 
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