Containment Random Chris Updates

[Abarefiller]

Vital lesson time for the Merge
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"Any moment now" Chris will keep saying for next few years.

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Fuck I'm not reading some autistic spaz's rambles about his make believe world and doomsday clock.

I gave up the moment I saw Steven Univer and WWII in the same sentence.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Fuck I'm not reading some autistic spaz's rambles about his make believe world and doomsday clock.

I gave up the moment I saw Steven Univer and WWII in the same sentence.

Does Steven Universe actually take place in a world where WWII didn't happen? Is the 1000 Year Reich preserved in gem-world 2020?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris has kept this game of make believe; pretending to be sonichu for what, 6 months now? I really doubt he'd just give it up after its netted him so much attention. He's probably just picked a date that seemed 'right' to him IE new year's day, and when it doesn't happen he can kick that can down the road like it was a court continuance.

I hate to poop on the parade, but chris is going to wake up on new year's day and get pissy that he's not the supreme being of weeb paradise, USA. he'll be mad like a 4 year old not getting his wish after blowing out the candle on his birthday cake. Then he'll just say 'well the merge is coming, but I'm back' so he can give up pretending to be sonichu because that's just so tiring to his fat, flabby frame. He'll probably invent stories about how great it is in C-197 and that eternal bronycon he supposedly visited.

But in reality chris is just going to be fatter, older, poorer, and more and more desperate to buy into his final fantasy house style beliefs about reality cartoons and video game gods. The knights and weens on twitter will suck his duck and pat his ass until chris calms down and feels like he's in control of the Hindenburg disaster that is his life.

Sockness will still try to get in chris's pants, and chris will indulge him because chris I think gets off on being in control of their fucked up friendship. kengle will be jealous of sockness's ability to get chris's attention. The bronies will still ignore him. Barb will still refuse to die.

I do think chris is going to start distancing himself from MLP since he's not getting attention from it and the bronies have stone walled him long enough. with conventions canceled he's kinda left out in the cold until the next big craze comes along. and if mlp gen 5 comes out this coming year he's going to sperg hard on it.

I'd like a big troll event or hell even a decent ween to knock chris down a peg but that's not likely to happen with people trying to protect chris. He's not going after sweethearts in previous ways, so no galpal trolls are likely.

I hate to say it, but unless something meteor strikes chris from Orbit I dunno if anything interesting is in the cards for us.

ain't that a kick in the head? if he hadn't been banned from seaquestria (still set to happen this june as of this post) we might have gotten something about him stinking up that con. heheh hehe funny how despite being rescheduled to 2022 that's the one brony convention that hasn't banned him, though i expect as much from commifornia

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Is he already setting up a way to back out of this? JFC Chris give it up.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Well, folks, it's 2021 in Virginia now and no merge in site. What now, Chris?

 

[A Grey Cat]

"The merge is happing! ya'll haters and bullies are just to blind to see it!"

god hes pathethic he's gonna cling to this bs until he's clutching his chest as he has a massive heart attack and even then it'll all be "part of the merge."

 

[Deadpool]

"The merge is happing! ya'll haters and bullies are just to blind to see it!"

god hes pathethic he's gonna cling to this bs until he's clutching his chest as he has a massive heart attack and even then it'll all be "part of the merge."

"Whoahly my chest hurts among which! Dis muss mean da merge is happening, Oh my Chris Chan I can see a bright light KRAK.........."

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Put your expectations up on hold, folks. Chris is going to be beating this dead horse until reality hits.

 

[Tikbalang]

He can make the merge happen. All he had to do is take variety of narcotics. Mix Salvia and LSD.
Or wait for your death. Suicide doesn't count as Chris said it himself. That means you won't meet Kurt Cobainchu.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He can make the merge happen. All he had to do is take variety of narcotics. Mix Salvia and LSD.
Or wait for your death. Suicide doesn't count as Chris said it himself. That means you won't meet Kurt Cobainchu.

Speaking of narcotics, I wish Chris smokes weed more often.

 

[Eldritch]

If he takes 700mg of Benadryl he can live in the dimension where H.P. Lovecraft's stories take place

Which isn't much but it's a start.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Does Steven Universe actually take place in a world where WWII didn't happen? Is the 1000 Year Reich preserved in gem-world 2020?

WWII never happened in Steven Universe. This also meant that in-universe, the swastika taboo doesn't exist there. This is emphasized in this early animatic.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Put your expectations up on hold, folks. Chris is going to be beating this dead horse until reality hits.

I hope it hits him hard. Sometimes I feel Chris and other severely autistic people need to realize reality isn’t going to conform to their wants.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

He'd become obsessed with even older shows like roy rogers since his parents fed him shit like I Love Lucy.

Imagine creepy chris sending psycho letters to the ladies who starred on I dream of jeanie or bewitched. Or he'd be obsessed with hanna barbara stuff like josie and the pussy cats.

Nah, "Mary Kay and Johnny"
I can see him watching that twenty years after it went off the air.
CWC loves sitcoms

 

[Shaka Brah]

WWII never happened in Steven Universe. This also meant that in-universe, the swastika taboo doesn't exist there. This is emphasized in this early animatic.

Man reddit and this show's creators are gay.

https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/3vsme3/world_war_ii_never_happened_in_the_world_of/

https://archive.is/aCJ3k

 

[The Un-Clit]

OKAY! WHICH ONE OF YOU ARE READY TO MAKE HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL!?
WE ALL NEED TO to go and make him an no he's his own reaper I'm sorry

Looks like someone else had themselves a drunkposting night!

 

[Cedric_Eff]

https://twitter.com/cpu_cwcsonichu/status/1345011921427329024?s=21

Sooo yeah, Apparently the merge happened but most people can’t experience it because our judgement and perception is “clouded”.

 

[Tikbalang]

Skeptic: Any evidence that gods exist?
Priest: Believe and faith are evidence enough

By his logic, 99% of world population are haters. If he's certain that merge happened, just take a picture of anything that can prove it but he can't because he knows it's bulllllshiieettt.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Skeptic: Any evidence that gods exist?
Priest: Believe and faith are evidence enough
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By his logic, 99% of world population are haters. If he's certain that merge happened, just take a picture but he can't because he knows it's bulllllshiieettt.

Either that or he’ll take a picture of an empty field and say “they’re literally right there”!

 

[Tikbalang]

Either that or he’ll take a picture of an empty field and say “they’re literally right there”!

We expect something that can be detected with five senses and tangible, not a product of schizophrenia.