Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tikbalang]

"...because they actually, genuinely believe the facts that I, Chris Chan, and the rest of us have been presenting to all of you"

In the second tweet, I thought "Did he stop the Sonichu kayfabe?" but no.
I guess, to Chris, there's no turning back. It is fated* that he'll only ended up disappointed.

*common sense

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Edit:
There's a rule who'll live at his universe or not: If he says "s/he exists in another dimension", that means he's uncomfortable with the character.
In the case of Big Chungus, Chris is fatphobic.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Interesting out he left himself there, with the it can't be reverted or undone until completed line. Granted he probably doesn't know he left himself an out, but it's still an out.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Damn Sockness, how does it feel to be compared to heinous and deceitful trolls like the dreaded Idea Guys and the wicked Bluespike?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

In the second tweet, I thought "Did he stop the Sonichu kayfabe?" but no.
I guess, to Chris, there's no turning back. It is fated* that he'll only ended up disappointed.

*common sense

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Edit:
There's a rule who'll live at his universe or not: If he says "s/he exists in another dimension", that means he's uncomfortable with the character.
In the case of Big Chungus, Chris is fatphobic.
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its hilarious that chris would be fatphobic when he himself is fat.
Also, kinda strange that all the things chris doesn't like are getting left out of the merge yet everything he loves are staying in. I guess this isn't "original" enough for him. *coughsonichuisntoriginalatallcough*

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris is so transparent. All his anger at the Merge being a bust is taken out on da haters.

 

[Optimus Prime]

This is moving full speed into Heaven's Gate cult territory. Only less Star Trek/Aliens from space and more the complete destruction of the laws governing reality itself.

I'm just worried it's going to end up like Heaven's Gate where Chris decides to leave his mortal body behind and offs himself.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

its hilarious that chris would be fatphobic when he himself is fat.
Also, kinda strange that all the things chris doesn't like are getting left out of the merge yet everything he loves are staying in. I guess this isn't "original" enough for him. *coughsonichuisntoriginalatallcough*

Really goes to show how the merge is more of a vanity thing for him (which isn't a surprise), but given how he was touting this as a religion or good idea to spread when it's mostly for his own theoretical enjoyment really drives home how much of a narcissist Chris has always been.

 

[Tikbalang]

Guess we should not expect new comics any time soon, huh?

And no 3D models either.

Damn Sockness, how does it feel to be compared to heinous and deceitful trolls like the dreaded Idea Guys and the wicked Bluespike?

Afterall he is the only Unholy Tetrad in christory.

 

[Alex Krycek]

You know what is interesting and I'm kinda drunk but it has my noggin joggin.

This actually is an interesting case study to see how people get indoctrinated into a cult and become it's most fantical followers. It legit wouldn't surprise me if in 20 years the Cwcki and our various threads here become an actual resource for some kind of new psychological disorder.

 

[Gunslinger]

I know Chris thinks trolls are dense but I think even they would be able to notice millions of people dying and the catastrophic structural damage of whole cities colliding. In 30 some odd years he hasn't changed one bit and still thinks people should believe whatever nonsense comes out of his mouth instead of what is right in front of their noses. Ignore all google results, indeed.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I know Chris thinks trolls are dense but I think even they would be able to notice millions of people dying and the catastrophic structural damage of whole cities colliding. In 30 some odd years he hasn't changed one bit and still thinks people should believe whatever nonsense comes out of his mouth instead of what is right in front of their noses. Ignore all google results, indeed.

Chris is too far gone but we'll know if he really believes it once Sonichu is "gone".

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

You know what is interesting and I'm kinda drunk but it has my noggin joggin.

This actually is an interesting case study to see how people get indoctrinated into a cult and become it's most fantical followers. It legit wouldn't surprise me if in 20 years the Cwcki and our various threads here become an actual resource for some kind of new psychological disorder.

there's a reason I keep referencing the final fantasy house with this merge crap. It was actual legit cult shit based around the idea that some people were reincarnations of video game characters. Randy stair did something similar with the EGS and that's starting to get some fringe cult following.

Both randy and the FF house deal with the idea that you can tap into the powers of fictional characters. Just like chris's merge.

 

[The Dude]

So...you're telling me I'm going to wait even longer for Sonichu hunting season to start? Well shit, that's a bummer.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

OK so the merge ends up being like the tooth fairy or Jesus. All you have to do is believe in it enough and it will come true?

pretty lame Chris. Pretty lame.

 

[Retarded INTP]

I am surprised by the lack of reactions around here following his last few tweets. From my understanding, he just confirmed that there is a new dude pulling the strings, or several fags. Until now, I thought it was just a theory. But between his recent almost-coherent monologue regarding complex bullshit like the key differences between multiverses/universes/dimensions and his own admission that he got a powerful "true and honest" ally this time (unlike the IdeaGuys), it's never been so obvious.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I am surprised by the lack of reactions around here following his last few tweets. From my understanding, he just confirmed that there is a new dude pulling the strings, or several fags. Until now, I thought it was just a theory. But between his recent almost-coherent monologue regarding complex bullshit like the key differences between multiverses/universes/dimensions and his own admission that he got a powerful "true and honest" ally this time (unlike the IdeaGuys), it's never been so obvious.

Eh that’s still a theory and Chris has gone on inane complex bullshit that is hard to understand for awhile now. Also the “ally” could easily be a fictional character.

Unless there is direct evidence it is obvious to me at the moment it’s more Chris Chan’s brand of bullshit

 

[IsaacShraeder]

This truly is a new low (peak?) even for Chris. I'd expect to see schizo rambling like this on pamphlets handed to me on the subway; Chris never really ventured deeper into "merge theory" before.

 

[The Dude]

OK so the merge ends up being like the tooth fairy or Jesus. All you have to do is believe in it enough and it will come true?

pretty lame Chris. Pretty lame.

At least with people who believe in God/Jesus Christ they have a few things they can point to as miracles to further the possibility that they're right, like an airplane crashing in the Hudson River and staying afloat long enough for all the passengers and crew to be rescued unharmed. Chris has literally nothing to point to as proof of the Merge or his powers. It's all just been his say-so.

 

[brooky]

At least with people who believe in God/Jesus Christ they have a few things they can point to as miracles to further the possibility that they're right, like an airplane crashing in the Hudson River and staying afloat long enough for all the passengers and crew to be rescued unharmed. Chris has literally nothing to point to as proof of the Merge or his powers. It's all just been his say-so.

And those people's faith also serves a purpose besides simply making themselves feel better: philosophical frameworks for morality, community, culture...

Anyway, someone should paint a cartoon tunnel on a wall and see if Chris runs into it, like in Community.

 

[The Dude]

And those people's faith also serves a purpose besides simply making themselves feel better: philosophical frameworks for morality, community, culture...

Anyway, someone should paint a cartoon tunnel on a wall and see if Chris runs into it, like in Community.

Literally everything about the Merge, from cartoon furfag harems, to Chris having all the super powers ever-ever, to even Chris being duped into forking over six grand to a trio of retards because he was afraid of a Moon laser...all of it has been a security blanket. A wooby for Chris to cuddle up with and hide his head under to escape from facing the inevitability of a shitty future he doesn't have the tools and skills to cope with after his mother dies. He will be all alone without Babs, so he creates a fantasy where he has a huge polyamorous marriage where he will be loved and taken care of. His mother fucked him out of any chance he might have had of living in the only home he's ever known and he will never have the income to fix the situation, and he's up to his neck in his own debts that he can't pay, so he creates a fantasy where he has all the money he could ever want in another universe and once that universe merges with this one his financial woes will disappear. He's a mongoloid with a low IQ and the mind of a child who has no power or influence over his own life path, so he creates a fantasy where he's actually the most powerful and important person to ever live, including making himself a god to be worshiped. All of it because he was never given the tools and skills he needed to be a reasonably functional adult who can cope with the changes we all have to face in our lives.