Containment Random Chris Updates

The American Hedgehog said:
Chris was reading a lot of pro-LGBT news around the time of the election and was influenced by being in a left-leaning echo chamber. He had his reasons for disliking Trump, thought he'd be anti-LGBT, would bankrupt the country (though his source was a Simpsons episode), would reduce the tugboat, and didn't like his character.
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He also has a neurological disorder resembling brain damage.
 
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Maybe they should have drawn Simonchu with a bulge. that would have gotten chris's attention
 
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Analog Devolved said:
I think you mean Magi-Chan is omniscient with precognition.
Magi-Chan also has interdimsensional and intradimensional capabilities with limited temporal abilities.
He can read every mind in cwcville simultaneously and predict crimes, often allowing them to happen so Chris and Sonichu can solve them instantly. He can time travel (Babson, Covid) and also change events in the Sonichu timeline.
Omnipotence would render Chris, Sonichu, the chaotic combo and Chrus (chris+beerus) irrelevant.
Magi-Chan can't change anything outside of C-197, like the Sanic the tardhog universe or when people draw unflattering pictures of Chris or Sonichu, which Chris believes are real but happen in more distant alternate dimensions.
The whole thing is fucking retarded. I won't even talk about Jakoba and Kidasuna. Chris's ponyfag super troon characters are all just fragments of his autistic imagination. He refuses to make comics because imo he's afraid to add to his warped reality, instead focusing on tranny card games and merge sperging. If he adds the merge to his comic and it doesn't happen in real life his delusions would collapse.
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isn't Chris married to Mewtwo
 
Retarded INTP said:
You know way too much infos about CWC shitty lore for your own well being. Take care of yourself man, good lord.
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How dare you criticise someone for their extensive understanding of the complexities and inner workings of the mind and matter of Chris and his fictitious wonderland!

Go back to the subreddit.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
Ok either Chris somehow got his ponies mixed up or he's still clinging to the whole Vynil/octiva lesbian thing. unless the show itself has officially made them a couple. (i know they did with at least one fan fave paring, like at the very last second almost like a full on korrasami thing)
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According to the pony wiki this character doesn't speak at all, so I think its just a case of chris pretending that he knows more about a fictional character than anyone else.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
According to the pony wiki this character doesn't speak at all, so I think its just a case of chris pretending that he knows more about a fictional character than anyone else.
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she never officially said anything on the show, not every character needed to have a voice/major role. Funny enough Nowhacking aka that lesbian who latter trooned out into a man used to be her fan voice a few years ago. (idk if nowhacking still does that) I think nowhacking was one of the people who blocked chris back during the blocking saga. Man how low can you sink when a lez/troon wants nothing to do with you?
 
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horrorfan89 said:
she never officially said anything on the show, not every character needed to have a voice/major role. Funny enough Nowhacking aka that lesbian who latter trooned out into a man used to be her fan voice a few years ago. (idk if nowhacking still does that) I think nowhacking was one of the people who blocked chris back during the blocking saga. Man how low can you sink when a lez/troon wants nothing to do with you?
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I don't even watch the show and all I know about it comes from CWCki lore. Maybe I do need to reevaluate my life.
 
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Fritos said:
Chris is so shortsighted. After the house is inevitably demolished I wonder how much of the hoard chris will try and keep
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He'll probably try to summon a portal and hide his assets in different dimensions. He'll hide a majority of his junk, I mean crowned jewels in the Beastars dimension where he has several non-platonic friends.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
try to imagine chris trying to cram everything into one U-haul truck to some dinky studio apartment .
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Can you imagine Chris driving up in his white trash minivan to his Tooter style hovel. "Christine's palace is not a hotel for Smurfs! Change it back, NOW, NOW, NOW! There's not even an Olympic size swimming pool I can fill with Fanta and watch Magi Chan skinny dip! Null is going to pay!"
 
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