Containment Random Chris Updates

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris is happy Trump is gone.
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Yeah, Chris will never be sorry alright.

 

[Gooby]

I still love that Lisa Simpson is his ideal president, every time I remember that I smile.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Chris is basically one of the sheep from animal farm. He bleats"four legs good two legs baaahhhd" but doesn't really understand what it means so long as it get him approval and validation from people like Tara

well, chris thinks that Tara is going to be reincarnated at twilight sparkle or something when his precious merge occurs, so sucking up to her is sucking up to his pony princess waifu.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is happy Trump is gone.
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Funny, that's the same thing Chris will be saying as he uploads photos of the smothered, raped corpse of Barb.

 

[A Grey Cat]

well, chris thinks that Tara is going to be reincarnated at twilight sparkle or something when his precious merge occurs, so sucking up to her is sucking up to his pony princess waifu.

For me there's two faces to Tara strong. The cool va who's done work as far back as my own childhood and is still talented. And then there's echo chamber, tds sjw tara who has legions of neck beards who agree with everything she says with a "m'lady" all in a vain attempt to suck up to her.

Much like Chris is as we see here

 

[Optimus Prime]

There was a recent tweet from him saying when the merge was complete he wasn't going to become God with a big G, but in the last rant we saw that when someone else had control of the narrative chris would stop time and completely rewrite history to 'fix it' to suit his tastes.

The more I watch chris, the more I think he's make a great villain in a story.

It kind of reminds me of the video game series Darkseed. Namely the second game (though the first still can apply, it's just in vacuum plot wise), as it involves a man named Mike Dawson going on a one-man investigation into the death of his 'girlfriend' which is somehow tied to the existence of extradimensional evil alien ancients and the parallel dark world, and as the game goes on more people die.

It's a long, drawn out game that's not that good, and it largely involves Dawson (who literally everybody in the town hates) convinced he's this chosen hero who will save all existence, being clever enough to outwit the evil ancients all the time and legitimately at one point getting a one-shot superweapon...which he needs to use to cheat at a carnival game (something so monumentally dumb even the game has to point out how pathetic Mike must be). In the end, Mike succeeds in destroying the Anicents and their weirdo monster thing (it's a giant skull faced worm wearing a sawblade for a hat, it's dumb)...but then wakes up in his shrink's office where surprise, the psychiatrist is dead. Then Jack, the one character in the game who's been nice to Mike, is revealed to be Dark World Mike and kills Mike. The cops then show up, oblivious to Jack still standing there, and they conclude that Mike was simply insane and killed all the victims before an heroing himself. The last scene has Jack driving away in the dark world...but the story really only makes sense in the context of Mike having been the villain of his own story and the dark world bullshit never existed.

You can draw a LOT of similarities between Mike Dawson and Chris. The key difference being Mike at least didn't dress like a six year old girl playing pretend.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

The cool va who's done work as far back as my own childhood and is still talented.

Right, Tara Charendoff was hello kitty when she was 13, in 1987

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

It kind of reminds me of the video game series Darkseed. Namely the second game (though the first still can apply, it's just in vacuum plot wise), as it involves a man named Mike Dawson going on a one-man investigation into the death of his 'girlfriend' which is somehow tied to the existence of extradimensional evil alien ancients and the parallel dark world, and as the game goes on more people die.

It's a long, drawn out game that's not that good, and it largely involves Dawson (who literally everybody in the town hates) convinced he's this chosen hero who will save all existence, being clever enough to outwit the evil ancients all the time and legitimately at one point getting a one-shot superweapon...which he needs to use to cheat at a carnival game (something so monumentally dumb even the game has to point out how pathetic Mike must be). In the end, Mike succeeds in destroying the Anicents and their weirdo monster thing (it's a giant skull faced worm wearing a sawblade for a hat, it's dumb)...but then wakes up in his shrink's office where surprise, the psychiatrist is dead. Then Jack, the one character in the game who's been nice to Mike, is revealed to be Dark World Mike and kills Mike. The cops then show up, oblivious to Jack still standing there, and they conclude that Mike was simply insane and killed all the victims before an heroing himself. The last scene has Jack driving away in the dark world...but the story really only makes sense in the context of Mike having been the villain of his own story and the dark world bullshit never existed.

You can draw a LOT of similarities between Mike Dawson and Chris. The key difference being Mike at least didn't dress like a six year old girl playing pretend.

Its weird, because I was just thinking of Darkseed earlier. Though, I'm more familar with the first game, but yeah. replace mike with chris and the darkworld with cwcville and you just about have a game staring chris.

I'm seeing chris more as a kim jong-un kinda dictator. he's surrounded by super powered NPCs who obey him without question and the story is his NPCs slowly figuring out their creator is just a fat, lazy twisted person and eventually abandon him. Chris goes from a dictator to the ruler of a ghost town where he inevitably starves to death because bushes and rocks don't take orders well.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Its weird, because I was just thinking of Darkseed earlier. Though, I'm more familar with the first game, but yeah. replace mike with chris and the darkworld with cwcville and you just about have a game staring chris.

I'm seeing chris more as a kim jong-un kinda dictator. he's surrounded by super powered NPCs who obey him without question and the story is his NPCs slowly figuring out their creator is just a fat, lazy twisted person and eventually abandon him. Chris goes from a dictator to the ruler of a ghost town where he inevitably starves to death because bushes and rocks don't take orders well.

Oh, you need to watch the Retsuprae 'Long Play' of Darkseed II. And by long I think it's like, 7 hours? There's a highlights reel but that itself takes 30 minutes across two videos. But the commentary is on point and its obvious the player (who isn't the commenters) is brute forcing half the game which just makes it even more dreary (and thus funnier).

And then look up the music video somebody made of scenes from Darkseed II to Mulan's "I'll make a man out of you". Shit's hysterical once you know the retsuprae jokes.

And that kinda sounds like the plot of The Real Sonichu, drawn by fellow Kiwi farmer @_blank_

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Oh, you need to watch the Retsuprae 'Long Play' of Darkseed II. And by long I think it's like, 7 hours? There's a highlights reel but that itself takes 30 minutes across two videos. But the commentary is on point and its obvious the player (who isn't the commenters) is brute forcing half the game which just makes it even more dreary (and thus funnier).

And then look up the music video somebody made of scenes from Darkseed II to Mulan's "I'll make a man out of you". Shit's hysterical once you know the retsuprae jokes.

And that kinda sounds like the plot of The Real Sonichu, drawn by fellow Kiwi farmer @_blank_

I'll give both a look.
Chris would be a great take on the isekai genre. Give a spoiled brat his greatest fantasy and watch him piss it away little by little. Almost like the total opposite of Overlord.

 

[Retarded INTP]

It's a long, drawn out game that's not that good, and it largely involves Dawson (who literally everybody in the town hates) convinced he's this chosen hero who will save all existence, being clever enough to outwit the evil ancients all the time and legitimately at one point getting a one-shot superweapon...which he needs to use to cheat at a carnival game (something so monumentally dumb even the game has to point out how pathetic Mike must be). In the end, Mike succeeds in destroying the Anicents and their weirdo monster thing (it's a giant skull faced worm wearing a sawblade for a hat, it's dumb)...but then wakes up in his shrink's office where surprise, the psychiatrist is dead. Then Jack, the one character in the game who's been nice to Mike, is revealed to be Dark World Mike and kills Mike. The cops then show up, oblivious to Jack still standing there, and they conclude that Mike was simply insane and killed all the victims before an heroing himself. The last scene has Jack driving away in the dark world...but the story really only makes sense in the context of Mike having been the villain of his own story and the dark world bullshit never existed.

You can draw a LOT of similarities between Mike Dawson and Chris. The key difference being Mike at least didn't dress like a six year old girl playing pretend.

This sounds a lot like that one weird "Conspiracy of the Druids" or some shit like that. Man, what a strange and fucked up game it was.

 

[Abarefiller]

I know there was alot of people who blocked Chris on Twitter, but didn't Tara publicly lash out at him because he constantly called her "darling" like the setsy woman he is?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I know there was alot of people who blocked Chris on Twitter, but didn't Tara publicly lash out at him because he constantly called her "darling" like the setsy woman he is?

I think she blocked his other account, not the one he's currently using to RP as sonichu

 

[A Grey Cat]

I know there was alot of people who blocked Chris on Twitter, but didn't Tara publicly lash out at him because he constantly called her "darling" like the setsy woman he is?

I think she blocked his other account, not the one he's currently using to RP as sonichu

I think she said something about hoping she never meets him irl like at a convention or something all because he said something about a fan project she lent her voice too and he didn't like for whatever autistic reason (almost as bad as the blarms saga) and tried to get her to do it again the way he wanted. Tara pretty much told him to piss off as politely as she could and asked her followers not to even mention his name to her.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I think she said something about hoping she never meets him irl like at a convention or something all because he said something about a fan project she lent her voice too and he didn't like for whatever autistic reason (almost as bad as the blarms saga) and tried to get her to do it again the way he wanted. Tara pretty much told him to piss off as politely as she could and asked her followers not to even mention his name to her.

I thought it had something to do with a song she sang about trolling or bullying and Chris said some shit about it that contradicted the actual message or point of the song.

 

[Glowie]

Chris is happy Trump is gone.
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Just wait until Chris gets pissy when obongo 3.0 and sees more foreign wars, shit welfare, inflation and shit health care.

Chris is doesn't give a shit about health of the country, he only cares about himself and his delusions. Too bad he can't buy those Legos with clown world dollars.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

well, chris thinks that Tara is going to be reincarnated at twilight sparkle or something when his precious merge occurs, so sucking up to her is sucking up to his pony princess waifu.

Wouldn't that be cheating on Magi-Chan, Mewtwo and the other one? Then again, Chris has no grasp on relationships. Even if he had a sweetheart irl (lmao), he would be susceptible to cheating.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Just wait until Chris gets pissy when obongo 3.0 and sees more foreign wars, shit welfare, inflation and shit health care.

Chris is doesn't give a shit about health of the country, he only cares about himself and his delusions. Too bad he can't buy those Legos with clown world dollars.

Foreign wars mean jack all to Chris, inflation might not effect the cost of legos, toys, and vydia. I'm admitably not an expert but from what i gathered inflation will affect Chris' mortgage, which is already bubbling out of control and the cost of most essential items like food and gas. as for health care I'd be amazed if Chris regularly saw a doctor even before the pandemic because any physician worth his hypocritic oath would have told chris to lay off the fatty foods, find an excerise program, or dop something to improve his health and avoid ending up on the triple bypass list.

really chris will only throw a tanturm and demand old joe or if we're extra unlucky "queen harris." to give him a bigger tugboat and put him in a "soup hotel" if barb dies in the next four or so years and if the housing market pulls a 2006 and pops again to where even shithole properties like Chris' will be foreclosed like crazy, or if it become too much to stuff piles of junkfood down his throat even though that stuff usually stays cheap even in hard times. Chris only gets political when the politics effect him and his li ttle world directly, starving war orphans in yemen? Screw them momma's got tsssf cards to buy!

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Wouldn't that be cheating on Magi-Chan, Mewtwo and the other one? Then again, Chris has no grasp on relationships. Even if he had a sweetheart irl (lmao), he would be susceptible to cheating.

the beauty of an imaginary relationship is that all your fictional partners are okay with you sleeping around.

 

[A Grey Cat]

we're almost at 1700 pages of chris updates people can we get to lucky 1776?