Containment Random Chris Updates

TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
I pity whatever state employee that's going to have to be chris's wrangler when he's the last chandler standing. Imagine being a tard wrangler but the tard fervently believes he's better than you in every way.
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I don’t think he’ll get one, Chris is a middle aged man who hates anyone telling him what to do and state funding is limited so they’ll likely not want to intervene with Chris unless they have to.
 
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Another newish status. But remember: his mental health is completely fine : )
 
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judge claude frollo said:
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Another newish status. But remember: his mental health is completely fine : )
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He (Sonichu, as I think Chris is still posing as possessed by the electric-hedgehog pokemon) should visit Chris in our dimension, or Barb. Also, why can't Chris-as-Sonichu reach out to Cole?
Btw, did Chris explain why Joe Biden and not Lisa Simpson is the president of the US, inb4 some bullshit about alternative dimensions?
 
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No_one said:
He (Sonichu, as I think Chris is still posing as possessed by the electric-hedgehog pokemon) should visit Chris in our dimension, or Barb. Also, why can't Chris-as-Sonichu reach out to Cole?
Btw, did Chris explain why Joe Biden and not Lisa Simpson is the president of the US, inb4 some bullshit about alternative dimensions?
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He said Lisa was the president in C-197 and won in a landslide while Biden was the president of this dimension. At least it's clear what Chris' cope would be if Trump had won, especially with his Covid cope being "IT WAS GONE AND CURED IN C-197!"
 
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Tikbalang said:
If that' the case, then there's no excuse to be evaluated by a professional.
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I challenge chris to get a medical professional to say that pretending to be a fictional character created by a video game goddess, inhabiting the body of a tranny cross dresser who has never worked more than 3 consecutive days and lives in a squalid hellhole is 'perfectly normal.'
 
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Meat Pickle said:
Chris spergs over G Fuel and that GOOP-worthy crystal water bottle.
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chris logic: drinking sugary energy drinks al day is fine so long as you balance it out with a goop amethyst water bottle.


seriously archer claiming he balances the cholesterol from eating "eggs woodehouse" everyday by drinking booze all day is more believable than anything chris says. Remember this is a man who believes cells at work is scientifically accurate...as in yes his body actually has tiny people inside it for his cells, and that illness is caused by "thinking and worrying about a disease too much."
 
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judge claude frollo said:
Chris insists his mental health is in tip top shape.
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"her mental health is overpowered and healthy", sure that won't get you far though if you're physically repulsive and fat as fuck.
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I like the idea that his mental health is "overpowered".

Also, Chris will be free-range again once the inevitable homelessness arc happens and he makes video vlogs like the Wern
 
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"My mental health is excellent!" insisted the adult autistic child, who then immediately proceeds to vomit up incoherent word salad about being a mutant anthropomorphic hedgehog in a morbidly obese tranny's body and traveling to parallel dimensions where cartoons and fictional characters are real. Seems legit.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
Remember this is a man who believes cells at work is scientifically accurate...as in yes his body actually has tiny people inside it for his cells
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You mean it isn't and we don't have cute cells to protect and take care of? (:_(

Jokes aside, I wonder if Chris has seen the new "Black" series taking place in a deteriorating body. And if so, how would he deny his poor condition.
 
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