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Alex Krycek said:
I like how he still calls people NEET even though he's the definition of one.
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Plus, the drooling idiot described this Larry guy both as a NEET and as "having a job at a vineyard", literally on the same fucking tweet.

Chris' special brand of dumbassery never ceases to amaze me. I can't wrap my mind around things like Chris being allowed to have a driving permit while the cretin shouldn't even have access to non-safety scissors.
 
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lemme ASS you a question said:
tranny chris is so boring
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Exactly.

Troonout Chris is too deluded to ever be funny again. Classic Chris was only worth following because there were always new ways to fuck with him and his reactions would range from unpredictable to outright bizarre. Nowadays it’s the same shit: word salads about the merge, claiming he’s possessed by Sonichu and calling himself Mama, and maybe a video of him babbling like a chimp while watching bronies goof off with one another.

Only thing interesting that ever came out of it in recent memory was Sockness and it could’ve culminated in one of the biggest shitshow spectacles if he succeeded in getting his fat ass all the way to Viriginia. But no, the handlers don’t want that. They want Chris roleplaying in some dumbass discord while they gatekeep info and act like they’re a secret service.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
They want Chris roleplaying in some dumbass discord while they gatekeep info and act like they’re a secret service.
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Which is effectively how the Golden Era content was made, except back then it was legitimately entertaining and still is to this day if the constant comparisons are any indication. Plus back then the info got dropped eventually. And tended to highlight Chris's more assholish tendencies. And didn't simp for him.
 
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Mr. 0 said:
Which is effectively how the Golden Era content was made, except back then it was legitimately entertaining and still is to this day if the constant comparisons are any indication. Plus back then the info got dropped eventually. And tended to highlight Chris's more assholish tendencies. And didn't simp for him.
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Wasn’t the admin of that CWC protect squad discord some 40 y.o. pedo just using the server to mack on younger girls? In fact all of them are just a bunch of unemployed autists. And they’re not trying to make entertaining content— they’re keeping others from doing so. All they fucking do is RP with Chris and hold Q & As for shit we already know.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Exactly.

Troonout Chris is too deluded to ever be funny again. Classic Chris was only worth following because there were always new ways to fuck with him and his reactions would range from unpredictable to outright bizarre. Nowadays it’s the same shit: word salads about the merge, claiming he’s possessed by Sonichu and calling himself Mama, and maybe a video of him babbling like a chimp while watching bronies goof off with one another.

Only thing interesting that ever came out of it in recent memory was Sockness and it could’ve culminated in one of the biggest shitshow spectacles if he succeeded in getting his fat ass all the way to Viriginia. But no, the handlers don’t want that. They want Chris roleplaying in some dumbass discord while they gatekeep info and act like they’re a secret service.
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I think the only reasons these retards have been tolerated is that they are purportedly keeping Chris out of trouble, but they're not even doing a good job if Chris is getting convinced by loser weens to send people scat copypastas. I think its reasonable for Chris to have a safety net of people he can fall back on in case he gets into IdeaFag style trouble again but the fact that these people are operating in such a gay way is horribly suspect. And if this was someone other than chris, people wouldn't be as relaxed with it.
 
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Chris stealing inspired by bits and pieces from Avatar, in order to relate his experiences he's had in real life from being massively retarded.
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Mist3 said:
The era of Chris being interesting is over. At this point, he’s just trying to maintain his personal fantasies and could probably stay in this feedback route indefinitely as long as he doesn’t get forcefully evicted.
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Personally I'm entertained by him having power fantasies and acting like he can do things to people and if you aren't go browse another board. I like laughing at things I've kept up with for years and if you don't then don't post here.
 
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For those unaware, the Avatar State is basically like extreme Fight or Flight, as a superpower. It lets you connect with your past lives and gain all of their knowledge and power for yourself, usually for situations where someone is trying to destroy a village you care about or harming your loved ones or about to kill you. The closest Chris has gotten to this type of situation is apparently during a children's card game match.
 
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Gooby said:
For those unaware, the Avatar State is basically like extreme Fight or Flight, as a superpower. It lets you connect with your past lives and gain all of their knowledge and power for yourself, usually for situations where someone is trying to destroy a village you care about or harming your loved ones or about to kill you. The closest Chris has gotten to this type of situation is apparently during a children's card game match.
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In his comic world he did kill 4 people.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
In his comic world he did kill 4 people.
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Right, but Chris gave his example of when he used the avatar state in real life, and it was to draw on the power of his alternate selves so he could gain the power to reach across a small table and try to win a game of the Pokemon TCG. That's when he needed it the most. I'm surprised he didn't say he used it to gain the power to run over Snyder or lift the dog house.
 
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From the Avatar wiki:

It allows the Avatar to channel vast cosmic energies and the knowledge of previous Avatars, granting them increased strength and the ability to perform especially powerful and extraordinary feats of bending. The Avatar may unconsciously enter the State in response to the perception of mortal danger or high emotional stress, utilizing the State as a defense mechanism.​
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Chris-chan, fanta bender
 
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