Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tikbalang]

At this point I’m not sure what can be done, I hope the praetor idea guys realise how big a target they are going to be with both weens and white knights if anything happens to Chris, they’ll be forever tied to Chris’s lolcowdom.

I should expect praetor would put a disclaimer saying:
"Christine Chandler made a choice to tase herself. Praetor is not responsible."

 

[B1 Commander]

At this point I’m not sure what can be done, I hope the praetor idea guys realise how big a target they are going to be with both weens and white knights if anything happens to Chris, they’ll be forever tied to Chris’s lolcowdom.

he'll most likely cry on the ground if he get's tazed

 

[cockaine]

He used to, but a while back he was saying being autistic made him more evolved or some shit.

He has more chromosomes than us. We are being replaced. The autistic master race will stomp out all.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Chris compares his video schedule with the Second Coming of Christ.

Birthday greetings to Tara Strong, surprised she hasn't blocked Chris yet.

Every time he says "Oh, my Chris-Chan", I just want to split my skull.

Strong's birthday is the same as Cryzel's, one of Chris's underaged spouses.

Basic response, dunno what to say.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He likes an Ember McClain pony.. The waifu of a pathetic little spree killer. Yes, Chris is fucking stupid.

And that Tweet a page or so back, where he compared someone not knowing about a murder to one of his Brony bum-chums not knowing about a Brony webpage or something? Classy, 'goddess', classy.

And it's now clear that he never realised what was funny about Monty Python apart from lolzrandom giant hedgehogs and silly names. But then again, it always was.

Fuck you, Chris.

(Also - 'most diverse voice actor in this universe'. Mel Blanc wants a word with you, Chris. And Grey de Lisle. And Tom Kenny. And Rob Paulsen. And...oh, of course. None of them has huge fake tits or has voiced a Pony. Silly me. Fuck you again, Chris.)

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

The barrel has been scraped

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I want to say "Imagine him going to a shrink and he flat out says he's the jesus christ of an alternate dimension of cartoon people." But we all said something similar years ago when he was ordered to go see a shrink and she just nodded her head and encouraged his delusions.

At his point i hope chris takes this messiah complex into IRL and starts shrieking about how he's god to a cashier at McDonalds and swears if he doesn't get a McDouble he'll punch the shit out of the cashier with his mind.

 

[Abarefiller]

Chris compares his video schedule with the Second Coming of Christ.
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Birthday greetings to Tara Strong, surprised she hasn't blocked Chris yet.
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Every time he says "Oh, my Chris-Chan", I just want to split my skull.
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Strong's birthday is the same as Cryzel's, one of Chris's underaged spouses.
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Basic response, dunno what to say.
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That's 3 times he tagged her on Twitter for weird and creepy Merge bullshit, in a day. How she hasn't blocked him after the 2nd we'll never know.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I knew it all along and I’m glad he finally admitted it. The Merge is the Rapture.

 

[Larry Vaughn]

I want to say "Imagine him going to a shrink and he flat out says he's the jesus christ of an alternate dimension of cartoon people." But we all said something similar years ago when he was ordered to go see a shrink and she just nodded her head and encouraged his delusions.

At his point i hope chris takes this messiah complex into IRL and starts shrieking about how he's god to a cashier at McDonalds and swears if he doesn't get a McDouble he'll punch the shit out of the cashier with his mind.

He hasn't seen a shrink. Counsellors yes. My informant told me that he is too lazy to, and that he only sees them 'on paper' usually unless they decide to call him.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Comparing himself to Jesus again. Maybe he can be the one thing to unite Millitant Atheists and Fundamentalist Christians. No matter how much they may disagree, what Chris says and believes is antithetical to their very core.

Discordians are naturally having fun with it though I'm sure.

 

[BlerdBjern]

He used to, but a while back he was saying being autistic made him more evolved or some shit.

Which is retarded.

Yes high functioning autism can occasionally produce potentially useful traits.

But its not an upgrade at all...

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris compares his video schedule with the Second Coming of Christ.

Like his comics, likely never.

Strong's birthday is the same as Cryzel's, one of Chris's underaged spouses.

It's weird that Sonichu is older than Cryzel. Imagine someone ten years younger and call her mama.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

Binaural beats are good for the mind, but absolutely they don't treat obesity or any other health problem.

Didn't Chris say because of binaural beats or some such BS that he cured himself of autism? Which is weird because in current videos where he's "Sonichu", he keeps complaining on his mind blanking out.

 

[cockaine]

I want to say "Imagine him going to a shrink and he flat out says he's the jesus christ of an alternate dimension of cartoon people." But we all said something similar years ago when he was ordered to go see a shrink and she just nodded her head and encouraged his delusions.

At his point i hope chris takes this messiah complex into IRL and starts shrieking about how he's god to a cashier at McDonalds and swears if he doesn't get a McDouble he'll punch the shit out of the cashier with his mind.

I would love to know why this seems to be happening. No sign of any of the court ordered shrinks trying to tackle this issue. Whatever is or isn't happening is extremely irresponsible.

Binaural beats are good for the mind, but absolutely they don't treat obesity or any other health problem.

Actually, I used them to grow boobs on my ass and I am now known as boobieass, a local legend.

Which is retarded.

Yes high functioning autism can occasionally produce potentially useful traits.

But its not an upgrade at all...

It's like picking an extremely unbalanced RNG heavy class in an RPG, not that you actually get to pick the most patrician class available, autism, on your own anyways.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

He used to, but a while back he was saying being autistic made him more evolved or some shit.

Evolution:

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Another round of screencaps from the Watchmen's Discord was posted to the CWCki. Full caps/text here: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Thinking_with_Portals

In it, Chris describes more of his delusional daydreams about his magical "origin story" and Merge lore. He pulls a bunch of math terms out of his ass to describe the distance between dimensions.

And the Watchmen and Praetor argue over the taser situation. Chris talks back to a Watchman who tries to say that Chris should be cautious.

Why Chris thinks he needs the taser:

 

[Tikbalang]

Why taser and not put a fork in the electric socket?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Why Chris thinks he needs the taser:

Sounds like a kid expressing his NEED for Legos at Christmas.

 

[Larry Vaughn]

Another round of screencaps from the Watchmen's Discord was posted to the CWCki. Full caps/text here: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Thinking_with_Portals

In it, Chris describes more of his delusional daydreams about his magical "origin story" and Merge lore. He pulls a bunch of math terms out of his ass to describe the distance between dimensions.

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And the Watchmen and Praetor argue over the taser situation. Chris talks back to a Watchman who tries to say that Chris should be cautious.

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Why Chris thinks he needs the taser:

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I did say that Chris had developed an obsession with math earlier. The thing about all this is the way they say they want to do or not do something, "It has been fated to happen in every universe and timeline!"

The conventions can't start up soon enough.