Containment Random Chris Updates

[Chrus Chundlur]

Another round of screencaps from the Watchmen's Discord was posted to the CWCki. Full caps/text here: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Thinking_with_Portals

In it, Chris describes more of his delusional daydreams about his magical "origin story" and Merge lore. He pulls a bunch of math terms out of his ass to describe the distance between dimensions.

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And the Watchmen and Praetor argue over the taser situation. Chris talks back to a Watchman who tries to say that Chris should be cautious.

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Why Chris thinks he needs the taser:

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Christine was a princess on Kidasuna during the prehistoric times, and she did end up being banished to Earth

Chris being banned the fuck out from places since ancient times? Ok, that one does make a bit of sense

I bet they banished him because he was farting and belching all over the place, like when he was kicked out of the gym.

and commanded their wizards to absolve all magic from the realm

Chris using big boy words to try to sound smart. Still doesn't knows that "absolve" means pretty much the opposite of what he thinks.

Damn, Chris cosmology is pedestrian as all fuck. Retarded, word salad, pretend-math aside, the hopeless cretin can't conceive the concept of more than 3 dimensions, so his "alternate universes" just happen to be physically really, really far. Plus:

The Cosmos took the form of a hedgehog

Of course, Sanic (a lazy Mickey Mouse ripoff with a punk hairdo slapped on) has to represent the Alpha and the Omega on Chris simplistic, consumism-rotten mind.

Dipshit sees having the mayor's office in the middle of the mall as perfectly normal, after all.

The taser provided is not for sale, as it is a low wattage one not worth selling. Prolonged contact is uncomfortable, but not damaging. The ones that will be sold are not handled by CWC, but are far stronger.

They are saying right to his dumbass face that they are giving him your baby's first taser because they don't trust Mongo with a real one (rightfully so), and as usual, it flies the everloving fuck over his misshapen head.

 

[ZeroCool]

Word on the street is that Barbra has the Corona. RIP.

 

[Parasaurolophus]

"lovely zappers", "We is innocent!"... Praetor comes across as dangerously childish. They might not dare to harm Chris in any way that could get them backlash, but if they manage to not zap each other in the dick while taking a break from exploiting mentally unwell children I'll be impressed. Fuck you, Praetor. Chris may not be a good person, but endangering him and enabling his delusions doesn't make you look much better.

If you really wanna do anything that'll get you a page on the CWCiki? Get him help. Contact a specialist who knows how to deal with delusional escapists and let them talk about it. Devise a plan with them, maybe get him into a low level job, or if he's too far gone, maybe there are homes for insane people he could find shelter in once his mom dies... Just, this can't be it. Really. Retards.

 

[No_one]

Word on the street is that Barbra has the Corona. RIP.

Meh, Chris will treat her with crystals or zap her into a different dimension. She'll be alright.

 

[Larry Vaughn]

"lovely zappers", "We is innocent!"... Praetor comes across as dangerously childish. They might not dare to harm Chris in any way that could get them backlash, but if they manage to not zap each other in the dick while taking a break from exploiting mentally unwell children I'll be impressed. Fuck you, Praetor. Chris may not be a good person, but endangering him and enabling his delusions doesn't make you look much better.

If you really wanna do anything that'll get you a page on the CWCiki? Get him help. Contact a specialist who knows how to deal with delusional escapists and let them talk about it. Devise a plan with them, maybe get him into a low level job, or if he's too far gone, maybe there are homes for insane people he could find shelter in once his mom dies... Just, this can't be it. Really. Retards.

To be honest Praetor just wants to further enable Chris at this point because doing so makes them money. Like they thought that I put mushrooms in the wine to poison Chris, they thought that they could get money from me, and they also thought that I was like 30 people.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Like they thought that I put mushrooms in the wine to poison Chris

Chris drinks wine now? If so, he is that middle aged housewife who drinks to mask the pain.

 

[cockaine]

Word on the street is that Barbra has the Corona. RIP.

For real? Where'd you hear this?

 

[Larry Vaughn]

Chris drinks wine now? If so, he is that middle aged housewife who drinks to mask the pain.

I really don't know. I thought that it would be better than a pack of bud or a bottle of Seagrams 7

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Another round of screencaps from the Watchmen's Discord was posted to the CWCki. Full caps/text here: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Thinking_with_Portals

In it, Chris describes more of his delusional daydreams about his magical "origin story" and Merge lore. He pulls a bunch of math terms out of his ass to describe the distance between dimensions.

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And the Watchmen and Praetor argue over the taser situation. Chris talks back to a Watchman who tries to say that Chris should be cautious.

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Why Chris thinks he needs the taser:

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I'm surprised they're challenging chris at all on his merge shit and not just gobbling this up. Also kinda surprised chris is accepting these questions from unworthy 'non-autistics.'

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

You're answering both questions there, though. Chris is accepting these questions because they're sycophantic questions. 'Gosh, Chris, what are the answers? We're nowhere near as wise and powerful as you!' But the other side of that coin is that they at least have to ask questions. They'll keep them as softball and vague as possible so that Chris can spout some pseudo-scientific bullshit and feel like a clever girl, but they do need to ask them. Because Chris has just about learned enough to realise that people do take advantage of him, but not enough to realise that even a little elementary psychology is still more than enough to pierce his mental armour.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Because Chris has just about learned enough to realise that people do take advantage of him

How does he feel about Praetor keeping all the money from the medallion sales and not giving Chris anything until he does what they say?

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

How does he feel about Praetor keeping all the money from the medallion sales and not giving Chris anything until he does what they say?

Really? Are they doing that?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Really? Are they doing that?

according this, yes.

I would not be surprised if he made another begging video, and people would point out "didn't you make money from your sales with Praetor?"

 

[A Grey Cat]

"you have so many friends waiting for you in c197 Tara! "

God if Chris wasn't chemically castrated by hrt I'd swear he's thirsty as Fuck and desperate for Tara to be his post merge wife

 

[BScCollateral]

None of them has huge fake tits or has voiced a Pony.

Incorrect. Among his many roles for Jack Benny, Mel Blanc played Benny's car in addition to an English horse.

This latter was actually a joke directed at Blanc. The script read, "Mel whinnies like an English horse." And the mad boy actually did it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Meh, Chris will treat her with crystals or zap her into a different dimension. She'll be alright.

He'll zap her with something alright.

 

[Larry Vaughn]

Really? Are they doing that?

Yeah. Gibi mentioned it in a video, and I also mentioned it.

 

[Larry Vaughn]

"you have so many friends waiting for you in c197 Tara! "

God if Chris wasn't chemically castrated by hrt I'd swear he's thirsty as Fuck and desperate for Tara to be his post merge wife

Who says he isn't still thirsty af for her?

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Yeah. Gibi mentioned it in a video, and I also mentioned it.

Make sure ur parents get that number changed bro. Also keep an eye on Chris and don't allow him to neck himself.

 

[AmnasLord]

Wait, if Barbara has the rona, wouldn’t her death come quicker? At 75-80 or however old she is, isn’t it like a death sentence? Especially considering her lifestyle.