Containment Random Chris Updates

AmnasLord said:
Wait, if Barbara has the rona, wouldn’t her death come quicker? At 75-80 or however old she is, isn’t it like a death sentence? Especially considering her lifestyle.
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It can be if she has other factors that make her weaker. That being said, this sounds like a rumour until there is further evidence.

Guntkvd said:
What's with all the a-logs and weens trying to steal money from Chris?
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It started with the Idea Guys. The truth is that Chris is very dumb and gullible when it comes to other people. He is already quite prone to being scammed. Add that to his online infamy and his delusions and he honestly shouldn't have control of his own finances.
 
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So I've been out of the real loop for a hot minute here, can someone tell me what exactly Chris' goal is here? Dimensional merge whatever yeah, but I'm talking over all in his life, or are we still at the "this is just to keep him in his house with his half dead mother" era? I've lost where this story is at and him RP-ing as Sonichu now just makes it more confusing. This lore is too much for a boomer like myself.
 
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TheShortWaveCerealKiller said:
So I've been out of the real loop for a hot minute here, can someone tell me what exactly Chris' goal is here? Dimensional merge whatever yeah, but I'm talking over all in his life, or are we still at the "this is just to keep him in his house with his half dead mother" era? I've lost where this story is at and him RP-ing as Sonichu now just makes it more confusing. This lore is too much for a boomer like myself.
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in summary; chris got pissed the covid shut down the conventions last year so he's basically claiming to be sonichu in chris body while the real chris is away in dimension c 197 enjoying babscon there because they cured covid in like a week in c 197. This claim is also "proof" the merge is happening and now two groups are fighting over chris.

One the watchmen are essentially trying to keep chris safe from trolls the other is going by the name praetor. at first they seemed legit the worst they did was prop chris up in a conference room so he could sperg about the merge and deliver a sermon on how it wors and all that, they also started an etsy shop selling medallions getting chris around his ban from etsy and seem to have made an animated into for chris that praises him and even has him singing the theme to it.

so really behind praetor's good intentions there is this air that they're trolls messing with him and making fun of him. for example the merge sermon is plastered with sarcastic remarks that mock chris and an autist like him can't tell that, and most concerningly they seem to have bought chris a pikachu mask and a high voltage taser. and have used chris idiot logic about magic and all that to try and convince him to zap his magic stones thinking it'll open portals to the merge.

and worst of all because chris believes hes a goddess/a sonichu and his body is "partly electricity." He's more than willing to prove this by zapping himself with the taser the praetor trolls bought him and they are delighted by the idea of chris doing that. Because really praetor are a bunch of teenagers (one of them is still in high school the others graduated last year) and for them picking on the autistic kid and making him do dumb shit for their amusement is how they get their kicks.
 
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TheShortWaveCerealKiller said:
So I've been out of the real loop for a hot minute here, can someone tell me what exactly Chris' goal is here? Dimensional merge whatever yeah, but I'm talking over all in his life, or are we still at the "this is just to keep him in his house with his half dead mother" era? I've lost where this story is at and him RP-ing as Sonichu now just makes it more confusing. This lore is too much for a boomer like myself.
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So Chris' goal at this point is that he wants to be a kid, he wants to be coddled yada yada.

As for the story, after Sockness left, a group called Praetor managed to get involved with Chris in the form of using him to make money via Sonichu medallions. They also aimed to protect Chris from external forces like the Watchdogs, although neither of them do an even okay job at that.

Chris has mostly been roleplaying as Sonichu since Babscon was cancelled due to covid (he is also having nightmares about why the merge isn't happening and why he hasn't swapped bodies yet).

Enter me about a month ago. I contacted Chris via a gift basket and a letter. Praetor thought that I was 30 fucking people, that the wine was poisoned, and that they could get some money out of me, and the Watchmen effectively just let Chris interact with me and proceeded to just observe me in horror rather than contact me (oh, and they were also simply gushing when they thought they doxxed me).

That brings us to now, where Chris either has delusions of Null doing his bidding or Null is working behind the scenes, and both Praetor and the Watchmen are fighting over whether or not Chris will taze himself, and which group of retards will be able to call Chris 'theirs'.
 
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Larry Vaughn said:
So Chris' goal at this point is that he wants to be a kid, he wants to be coddled yada yada.

As for the story, after Sockness left, a group called Praetor managed to get involved with Chris in the form of using him to make money via Sonichu medallions. They also aimed to protect Chris from external forces like the Watchdogs, although neither of them do an even okay job at that.

Chris has mostly been roleplaying as Sonichu since Babscon was cancelled due to covid (he is also having nightmares about why the merge isn't happening and why he hasn't swapped bodies yet).

Enter me about a month ago. I contacted Chris via a gift basket and a letter. Praetor thought that I was 30 fucking people, that the wine was poisoned, and that they could get some money out of me, and the Watchmen effectively just let Chris interact with me and proceeded to just observe me in horror rather than contact me (oh, and they were also simply gushing when they thought they doxxed me).

That brings us to now, where Chris either has delusions of Null doing his bidding or Null is working behind the scenes, and both Praetor and the Watchmen are fighting over whether or not Chris will taze himself, and which group of retards will be able to call Chris 'theirs'.
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horrorfan89 said:
in summary; chris got pissed the covid shut down the conventions last year so he's basically claiming to be sonichu in chris body while the real chris is away in dimension c 197 enjoying babscon there because they cured covid in like a week in c 197. This claim is also "proof" the merge is happening and now two groups are fighting over chris.

One the watchmen are essentially trying to keep chris safe from trolls the other is going by the name praetor. at first they seemed legit the worst they did was prop chris up in a conference room so he could sperg about the merge and deliver a sermon on how it wors and all that, they also started an etsy shop selling medallions getting chris around his ban from etsy and seem to have made an animated into for chris that praises him and even has him singing the theme to it.

so really behind praetor's good intentions there is this air that they're trolls messing with him and making fun of him. for example the merge sermon is plastered with sarcastic remarks that mock chris and an autist like him can't tell that, and most concerningly they seem to have bought chris a pikachu mask and a high voltage taser. and have used chris idiot logic about magic and all that to try and convince him to zap his magic stones thinking it'll open portals to the merge.

and worst of all because chris believes hes a goddess/a sonichu and his body is "partly electricity." He's more than willing to prove this by zapping himself with the taser the praetor trolls bought him and they are delighted by the idea of chris doing that. Because really praetor are a bunch of teenagers (one of them is still in high school the others graduated last year) and for them picking on the autistic kid and making him do dumb shit for their amusement is how they get their kicks.
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I don't think I've ever read a summary of something so utterly retarded in my life. Like I've read Chris' emails and they dont come off as half as utterly sperged out as this event does. Like maybe its just me and maybe Im being TOO harsh, but why cant we just let Chris rot on his own? We clearly see that he's fully capable of fucking up his own life, I dont think he needs two warring factions fighting over his unclit here.
 
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TheShortWaveCerealKiller said:
I don't think I've ever read a summary of something so utterly retarded in my life. Like I've read Chris' emails and they dont come off as half as utterly sperged out as this event does. Like maybe its just me and maybe Im being TOO harsh, but why cant we just let Chris rot on his own? We clearly see that he's fully capable of fucking up his own life, I dont think he needs two warring factions fighting over his unclit here.
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on the one hand, these idiots and misguided souls all trying to fight over the right to prop chris up like a puppet for their amusement are kinda funny in some ways. On the other hand it's exactly what chris wants. He wants people to praise and worship him for doing nothing besides being a fat, autistic, tranny, slob. And reinforcing his delusions the way these guy be they praetor or watchmen are doing will only further lead him to do dumb shit without thinking of the immediate consequences....because no matter what he does Chris never faces any consequences.
 
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Fritos said:
Yes, but I see no real evidence she has it.
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Honestly if she did have it, at her advanced age and with everything we know of her bad health, Chris should only hope for a speedy (yet unlikely) discovery

horrorfan89 said:
on the one hand, these idiots and misguided souls all trying to fight over the right to prop chris up like a puppet for their amusement are kinda funny in some ways. On the other hand it's exactly what chris wants. He wants people to praise and worship him for doing nothing besides being a fat, autistic, tranny, slob. And reinforcing his delusions the way these guy be they praetor or watchmen are doing will only further lead him to do dumb shit without thinking of the immediate consequences....because no matter what he does Chris never faces any consequences.
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I think if nothing else, we should know by now that Chris, like his mother, has a severe victim complex. They dont want to be left alone or to be at peace, they NEED constant attention and constant misfortune or they will feel invalid and directionless (not to say he isnt already but thats semantics). I guarantee you that the moment we all stop even mentioning his name he will do something stupid to get back into the limelight. I still don't believe he pepper sprayed that Gamestop dude over just Sonics arms, he did it to get his name known again. Chris believes all attention is good, and will get that attention whether people want to give it to him or not. And that my friend, is the scariest thing about him.
 
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“Between I, Chris, Magi-Chan and Mewtwo, we have looked into all probable outcomes.”

Since when did Sonichu get psychic powers?
 
Larry Vaughn said:
So Chris' goal at this point is that he wants to be a kid, he wants to be coddled yada yada.

As for the story, after Sockness left, a group called Praetor managed to get involved with Chris in the form of using him to make money via Sonichu medallions. They also aimed to protect Chris from external forces like the Watchdogs, although neither of them do an even okay job at that.

Chris has mostly been roleplaying as Sonichu since Babscon was cancelled due to covid (he is also having nightmares about why the merge isn't happening and why he hasn't swapped bodies yet).

Enter me about a month ago. I contacted Chris via a gift basket and a letter. Praetor thought that I was 30 fucking people, that the wine was poisoned, and that they could get some money out of me, and the Watchmen effectively just let Chris interact with me and proceeded to just observe me in horror rather than contact me (oh, and they were also simply gushing when they thought they doxxed me).

That brings us to now, where Chris either has delusions of Null doing his bidding or Null is working behind the scenes, and both Praetor and the Watchmen are fighting over whether or not Chris will taze himself, and which group of retards will be able to call Chris 'theirs'.
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Buying shit for Chris makes you more retarded than Chris.
 
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Let's see what Valentine's Day will bring

Art suggestion on Blake
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Responding to some fanarts tweeted out to him.
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Chris tries to bring Pewdiepie's attention with G Fuel.
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Sonic movie stuff

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No mentions of Rosechu. Why, Chris?
Hogar Grupal said:
G-Fuel - more sugar for Chris to scarf down, bringing his health further down.
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If it says Fuel and it's edible, then it provides energy but nothing to do something productive.
Grumpy Pickle Rick said:
You should never do favors for tards like Chris. They won’t appreciate it and they’ll demand more.
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The godes has everything, power and control, but not financial stability
 
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