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Containment Random Chris Updates
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EDIT: Both on the hunt, looking for China
JenkinsJinkies
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Maybe Chris has switched from Valium (benzos/downers) to Adderall (amphetamines/uppers)?
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Fritzl always reminded me of an AU Bob that went into overdrive disciplining Chris, keeping him locked in the basement without any internet or bear bands to influence him growing up.
Also it’s fucked how Chris as Fritzl looks way better and younger than he currently does.
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I can't imagine this lasting more then a few days at most before he breaks. Either that or he'll start roll playing again so it's not technically Chris on Twitter
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Chris really thinks that him being gone from Twitter is gonna make an impact on Hasbros decision.
"Oh no, the CPU Cosmic level deity Christine Sonichu Chandler Blue Heart is threatening to leave Twitter if we dont cancel G5. Quick, fire everyone working on it and burn the studio to the ground!"
"Oh no, the CPU Cosmic level deity Christine Sonichu Chandler Blue Heart is threatening to leave Twitter if we dont cancel G5. Quick, fire everyone working on it and burn the studio to the ground!"
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Meanwhile the underpaid intern that actually runs @Hasbro, cracks open another beer and posts inane child friendly tweets while rolling another spliff. "It's going to be a loooong day..."
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Praetorman is all rubber-gloved and lubed-up. Let the puppet show begin.
'HELLO EGGERYGOGGY! GI'M GER GRADE GODDESS GRISTINE! AGUNG GICH.'
'HELLO EGGERYGOGGY! GI'M GER GRADE GODDESS GRISTINE! AGUNG GICH.'
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Chris looks like that, just fatter, beaty possum eyes,and a Benjamin Franklin wig.
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ScrappyLobsterchu
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I'm calling that chris didn't write that tweet. Something suspicious is going on.
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My theory: Chris came "back" because he's angry at some stuff and couldn't stand putting up the happy-go-lucky Sonichu act any longer.
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Well, the fact that hasbro doesn't acknowledge his 'protests' and his threats of global devastation is a direct challenge to his supposed godly powers. Chris's ego cannot let that slide, I guess.
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And then Chris thinks he's a hero who saves the world. No wonder why JRPGs put gods as the final boss.
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Although Chris is the insignificant tutorial boss that you fight in the beginning of a JRPG introducing some of the mechanics and you forget about after 3 seconds.
For Chris there is always a bigger enemy (real life consequences or nuisances) in his world, but doesn't ever overcome them.
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Chris reminds me of Porky from Mother 3. A immature child-tyrant who never leaves his bed, and has a legion of followers. The kinda kid that'd make you endlessly redo a 10-yard race if he doesn't win.
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Is Chris, I mean the real Chris proud of Sonichu for getting him involved with Praetor while he was gone in C-197?
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Who is this this fat hambeast and what have they done with our beautiful, ethereal goddess?
Edit: I fucked up and forgot to attach the picture of Chris but you all know what he looks like.
Edit: I fucked up and forgot to attach the picture of Chris but you all know what he looks like.
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Eh nah, the comparison fails, because porky still managed to achieve notable shit, he's only bed bound because he's a bajillion years old due to time travel shenanigans.
Chris never leaves his bed because he's too fucking lazy and has never achieved anything of actual significance.