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The Fool said:
Don't go into the cwcville, chris!
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When people have near death experiences (NDE), they can see what reflects their beliefs. CWC really could have an NDE where he sees "da merge" happening. Which would make death - took Bob earlier than as told in a dream - the ultimate troll.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
"we need more g4 mlp or else the dimensions will fold in on themselves and nullify all existence
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This is a nice way to sum up Chris. Basing all his life and hopes on something this retarded. I mean, MLP was going on for 6 years or so, so the target group (6-10 yo girls) grew up and moved on to other interests. Hell, I guess even the bronies would welcome something new as they can consoom new content from the franchise they love. Meanwhile, Chris manages to make the lack of continuation of his favorite cartoon the biggest problem ever, during a major crisis and a tangible perspective of losing what is left from his family and becoming homeless.

Shine on, you crazy worthless piece of shiny rock. :semperfidelis:

Now that I think about it, a CWC video set to "Shine on you Crazy Diamond" could be pretty good.
 
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What Chris considers true or false at any given moment is arbitrary. If I was a good enough friend and said "hey man I'm Paul Bunyan" he'd be on board with it, then he gets mad and he'd say I was only Paul Bunyan from G-1968 and the Goddess hated me.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
What Chris considers true or false at any given moment is arbitrary. If I was a good enough friend and said "hey man I'm Paul Bunyan" he'd be on board with it, then he gets mad and he'd say I was only Paul Bunyan from G-1968 and the Goddess hated me.
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the only "Paul Bunyan" Chris could be is the plastic haunted statue from IT (the book and 2019 film)
 
ToroidalBoat said:
When people have near death experiences (NDE), they can see what reflects their beliefs. CWC really could have an NDE where he sees "da merge" happening. Which would make death - took Bob earlier than as told in a dream - the ultimate troll.
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One day Chris walks into the chiropractor and his doctor says "So the way he sees it, if you're frightened of dying and holding on, you'll see trolls tearing your sweetheart away. But if you've made your peace then the trolls are really OCs freeing you from Dimension 1218."
 
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horrorfan89 said:
the only "Paul Bunyan" Chris could be is the plastic haunted statue from IT (the book and 2019 film)
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He's never read the book. Someone asked him about it at one point and he had no idea what they were talking about. Now the movie? Maybe.

(Sperging about one of my favorite books)

For him though Belch and Victor are just one line characters and Patrick is the only bully besides Henry that really matters but only because we see his death. In the novel Patrick was alive for all of 2 Chapters, Vic was the most important friend of Henry's and had good morals, and Belch was the sidekick that kind of just blindly went along with stuff.

But Chris wouldn't even know who Paul Bunyan was on a folklore level either. If anything Bunyan is just another OC that exists in that universe.
 
Alex Krycek said:
He's never read the book. Someone asked him about it at one point and he had no idea what they were talking about. Now the movie? Maybe.

(Sperging about one of my favorite books)

For him though Belch and Victor are just one line characters and Patrick is the only bully besides Henry that really matters but only because we see his death. In the novel Patrick was alive for all of 2 Chapters, Vic was the most important friend of Henry's and had good morals, and Belch was the sidekick that kind of just blindly went along with stuff.

But Chris wouldn't even know who Paul Bunyan was on a folklore level either. If anything Bunyan is just another OC that exists in that universe.
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you'd think he'd at least have seen the 1990 miniseries he was what? 8 when it aired on TV? actually given how his life at that point (much like now) revolved around cartoons and toys...yeah maybe he didn't see that either. Chris, what a life wasted on bullshit.
 
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Aha!
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And then Sonichu's like (to quote Shadow - acknowledgements to that) "Finally...I've got ALL the Chaos Emeralds!" That's just one of the seven in particular.

Oh! Here's another one!
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Damn it! Where did time fly by? The past decade... the goddess' stupendous actions and words... nothing makes sense these days when it comes to speech since the troon outs... Robbee was just a wee lil Sonee yesterday. Now, look what happened to him? He's a tom-woman! I dunno... He already had his own album with his older sisters or something.
 
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The Dude said:
Aside from shitty CGI, there's no way to have an actor accurately portray "post-transition" Chris because we don't have the technology to resurrect Benjamin Franklin.
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People forget how much of a chad Benjamin Franklin was; he lived to his 80s in an era where life expenctencies were low, was a prolific inventor, a charismatic diplomat, and had enough charm to seduce much younger women even beyond his middle-aged years.

We shouldn't disrespect him by comparing him to someone like Chris.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
He wouldn't be happy with 4 more years of MLP even. If it went past his desired seasons he'd want more because he doesn't want change.
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That's true, even if he got that he'd be all 'Hmm yes but this pony should be a princess as it was foretold CHANGE IT NOW!!!' since Chris can't seem to comprehend that not everyone wants the exact same thing as him.
 
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The Dude said:
there's no way to have an actor accurately portray "post-transition" Chris
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More to the point, Chris's life is, in a way, so sprawling and crazy, I'm almost not sure if such a role could be played by one actor. I'm thinking like a more fly-ridden I'm Not There.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
People forget how much of a chad Benjamin Franklin was; he lived to his 80s in an era where life expenctencies were low, was a prolific inventor, a charismatic diplomat, and had enough charm to seduce much younger women even beyond his middle-aged years.

We shouldn't disrespect him by comparing him to someone like Chris.
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Yeah I feel like we'd be more apt to call him Captain Spalding or something.
 
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The Fool said:
Yeah I feel like we'd be more apt to call him Captain Spalding or something.
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Hey dont you bring sid haig into this, at least Spalding could be genuinely funny and even kinda badass like beating up two armed thugs with just a shovel and a revolver.

Plus despite being in poor health and nearly 80 he still played the captian one last time for 3 from Hell. Miss him so much (:_(

unlike Chris who's just getting fatter, older, and lazier with age (and uglier)
 
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