Containment Random Chris Updates

[Black Yoshi]

I was nearly convinced too, but then I remembered that this is Chrisand he's done, said, and believed so, so many stupid things and has fallen for so, so, so many obvious trolls. There is no way Chris will ever get better, even if he was immortal like he's been claiming.

I think someone else wrote that tweet. Either he stupidly allowed access to his twitter like he did with previous trolls or they gave him a script to copy paste. He's been uncharacteristically coherent as of late and I think someone is pulling the strings.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

If James had announced the CWC acknowledgment before uploading this video, I wonder how hard he would have been convinced against releasing it.

Everyone would have thought James paid Chris to appear.

That said, this was something Justin Silverman organized. Only a highly regarded professional like him could rally a bunch of spergs to wear three little pig masks and get one of them to wear a shit-stained Green medallion of a stupid Ogre who had no right to get so popular.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

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I dont know why I found his tweet so damn funny, probably the lack of self awareness.
Also sorry for my shitty editing skills.

This is the fattest I've ever seen him. Nigga went full chungus

 

[Nobue]

If only we had that version of Chris. Doesn't RP as OCs, doesn't draw Sonichu anymore and instead is a productive member of society.

I'm just imagining him as a talented artist and writer, churning out high quality fan works in his free time.

 

[Cletus Kasady]

Uhh...Mature is a strong word to define this man again
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God I miss classic Chris

 

[The Fool]

I'm just imagining him as a talented artist and writer, churning out high quality fan works in his free time.

Imagine an alternative universe Chris who got proper therapy, took real art classes, got a successful job at Archie Comics, reworked Sonichu into something that wasn't an amalgamation of conflicting copyrights and put it into a Sonic comic and became a genuinely appreciated character that built upon the extended lore. Then one day at a con while he was autographing comics, he'd find a cute autistic yaoi-loving 7/10 fujo and he'd ask for her number.

 

[A Grey Cat]

If Chris is matured, I have a big list in order to check if he is.
The first in the list is to not being bothered by the MLP G5 thing. If that fails, that's it.

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Edit: Tired of being portayed as a dumbass
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I am not dumb. Purchased an overpriced water bottle and healing crystals.

Tired of being an outdated mindset, is a walking stereotype of an autistic 40 year old troon who lives with his mom

Claims to have matured, is near 40,still doesn't have a job much less a career, has a room full of toys he plays with at a school desk, is tard raging about a children's cartoon formed and signed a petition to stop said cartoon and go back to the old version.


Also sorry if I'm late with this I started typing it this morning but my shift started and I had to put my p hi one down

 

[Tingle]

God I miss classic Chris

It's astonishing how close he looks to a normal person in some of those older videos, at least compared to the current Chris.

 

[The Fool]

It's astonishing how close he looks to a normal person in some of those older videos, at least compared to the current Chris.

I'll never understand how he had a vague understanding of what a normal person looked like, that he made his gay trucker and troll outfits, but refused to actually adopt those concepts into his normal wardrobe. He even said he wouldn't wear the medallion to an interview, suggesting he knew it was strange on some level.
I guess, if his obsession with the Classic is anything to go by, how he salvaged it and sewn it back together, and if you consider his overwhelming sense of nostalgia and utter contempt for any change whatsoever, I guess he just hates changing. Except for the tomgirl outfits, but, honestly I think one of the reasons he went tomgirl is just as an excuse to don evermore flamboyant outfits.
He just absolutely can't stand the idea of conforming to other's perceptions despite his desire for acceptance.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Chris going about his screed on souls and the Simpsons

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine an alternative universe Chris who got proper therapy, took real art classes, got a successful job at Archie Comics, reworked Sonichu into something that wasn't an amalgamation of conflicting copyrights and put it into a Sonic comic and became a genuinely appreciated character that built upon the extended lore.

Then he'd be Ken Penders.

 

[The Fool]

>my body was missing me and jealous of all the adventures I was going on

His fantasy is shattering, the cracks are forming.

 

[ogmudbone]

>my body was missing me and jealous of all the adventures I was going on

His fantasy is shattering, the cracks are forming.

Positive list that outweighs his negative.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

He's so uncreative that he possibly can't bring out his feelings without naming some other cartoon.

 

[Shabobus]

Chris going about his screed on souls and the Simpsons
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"...and the sex with Magi-Chan, in another universe."
He was having sex with Magi-Chan while in his son's body? There are so many fucked up layers to how wrong this is.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

If I were to remake my KF account you sure as shit can believe it would be "Sex with Magi-Chan".

 

[Deadpool]

People forget how much of a chad Benjamin Franklin was; he lived to his 80s in an era where life expenctencies were low, was a prolific inventor, a charismatic diplomat, and had enough charm to seduce much younger women even beyond his middle-aged years.

We shouldn't disrespect him by comparing him to someone like Chris.

He was also a huge troll.

American Prankster: Benjamin Franklin - Politics - Utne Reader

Benjamin Franklin was a founder in the field of American wit, as his rivalry with "Poor Richard's" competitor Titan Leeds shows.

www.utne.com

 

[A Grey Cat]

He's so uncreative that he possibly can't bring out his feelings without naming some other cartoon.

I know the previous tweet that mentioned to "dip down" included a screen shot from star vs because of Chris would take terms from that show. He can't quote or come up with his own remarks without having to rely on cartoons to speak for him.


Also this twitter is beyond boring do something already! I'll take another fan fic reading a Praetor video anything... Speaking of is Chris still in contact with praetor or have they suffered the fate of the idea guys?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

"...and the sex with Magi-Chan, in another universe."
He was having sex with Magi-Chan while in his son's body? There are so many fucked up layers to how wrong this is.

I agree, although I hope Chris posts this list of what he wants and needs out of a relationship since I assume it’ll be hilariously hypocritical and self-centred like these things usually are with him.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

I know the previous tweet that mentioned to "dip down" included a screen shot from star vs because of Chris would take terms from that show. He can't quote or come up with his own remarks without having to rely on cartoons to speak for him.


Also this twitter is beyond boring do something already! I'll take another fan fic reading a Praetor video anything... Speaking of is Chris still in contact with praetor or have they suffered the fate of the idea guys?

Why doesn't the clown give us funny, stupid comics like always ?