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Chris cares more about lines on a screen or on paper than real people.
this we already knew, but here he all but admits it.
this we already knew, but here he all but admits it.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Jan 7, 2021
Well, it's just a drawing. You see fiction at all. Why bother?
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Since when did Chris consider Walsh mayor of CWCville? Did I miss something?
Also Chris says the MLP character he's most like:
Also Chris says the MLP character he's most like:
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How else could they use the oversized drinking straw of fail?
That's all you had to say.
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- Mar 9, 2018
Since the so-called "goddess'' laws supersede that of the common laws, it's more accurate to say that Cwcville is more of a theocracy.
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Ooh, Chris thinks that he's most like the most overpowered Pony of them all (what, Chris, not Night Star?...). There's a shock.
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Makes me wonder what are those goddess laws. Is there a mandatory worshiping?
The better question is: which Mary Lee Walsh? There are two of them, the blonde one and the other who kicked Chris out of college.
I get that Chris wants a meaningful magical purpose in life, but that shit will never happen.
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I like how Chris compares himself to the MLP character who iirc (based on what I heard from former brony friends) became that powerful by earning that position and also being generally smart and open minded which despite Chris saying he is lacks those traits and has never done work. To add insult to injury it happens to be the same character voiced by someone who said she’d never meet Chris because CWC got mad at her for singing a “troll song” as the character and said it encouraged bullying.
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"has agreed to not uphold or disturb the peace" wtf?
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Thanks Chris I just had dental work done and needed a good laugh.
As much as I hate to admit doing a wiki search on twilight shows she and Chris couldn't be more different from each other. Twilight studied and worked hard to get where she is and was kinda socially awkward at first but adapted and made actual friends.
Chris has been a lazy dumbass his entire life, his school work from grade school all the way to college left a lot to be desired. If it weren't for Bob and barb constantly hectoring the Greene county school board and playing the tard card Chris would have been failed and held back till he was too old to be kept in the public school system.
And do I even need to bring up how his whole life, he more or less drove every potential friend away by being a social pariah? And making an ass of himself over the internet time and time again? To the point where the only friends he has are weens egarly awaiting the day they can parade Chris around like a sideshow attraction?
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Does Walsh actually know about her place in Christory?
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My theory is that when Chris sent her that apology drawing she looked up what had happened to Chris in the past few years and was horrified.
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Is Twilight Garble destined to die alone as an obese redneck, who spoons with his mother and has the general vissage and smell of a hobo?
Seriously, I can't tell the difference, expecept for the fact that Chris has the same personality, looks, and destiny as a blobfish, which is to do die as an the biggest joke on the internet due to being ugly.
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When’s MLPG5 gonna cause Chris to break out the capsicum spray again?
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Hahahaha just for being ugly? He's going to die alone because he's a tomgirl, obese, socially awkward, autistic (and proud of it), doesn't understand sex, eats like a slob, can't pull off being bald, and probably wants to die.
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How can you be like the princess of friendship if you don‘t have any real friends?
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Is this a trolling thing, like when BlueSpike made Chris say Billy Mays was the Mayor of CWCVille? I sincerely hope nobody is doing something that fucking boring and weenish.
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Mary is mayor but won't uphold the law. Good job Chris.