Containment Random Chris Updates

Argh My Cigar said:
Where did you get that comment from? On the same video (part 42 of ACH) on my end, Chris's comment is this:View attachment 2068726
The one you see is way too normal sounding to be Chris. YouTube's been having this issue for some browsers (Chrome with certain extensions installed) and on mobile where comments from previously watched videos get spliced into the sections of whatever you're currently watching, so I'm assuming that's why.
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Came from an FB group so it's possible it's doctored.
 
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There is absolutely no fucking way he properly beat Morrowind. This game expects you to think, read, understand the setting and explore shits. Nobody and nothing help you, and the island is rather grim and tern with ashes and swamps everywhere. No pretty cartoon colors. Morrowind is the anti-CWC.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
Plus dumbass got the expression wrong. The witching hour is 3 am on the dot, not 4.

I mean at least Helena is drawing new comics that are almost perfect replicas of the ones Chris drew before he got too lazy to even draw. Plus I do love watching Chris show despite all the hrt, and the supposedly polygamous marriage, he's just as thirsty for pussy as he was when he was clinging to Megan 13 years ago



Also just so you guys know we're almost at 1790 pages.... 1790 was the year Ben Franklin died. Thought I'd mention it given all the Ben Franklin jokes we make about Chris.
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Is Chris still actually taking HRTs? Because it's been a while since he talked about it and well, it doesn't exactly show in any of the recent images.
 
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What even constitutes as "beating" Morrowind?
Sure I can do some alchemy exploiting and beat the main quest in 15-20 mins.
But otherwise my save games have clocked on average 50-70 if I do the main quest and xpacs. There's no way Chris has that kind of an attention span.
Hell, he hasn't even beaten any of the Neptunia games as far as I know. So not even colorful ans pretty cartoon graphics are enough to keep him interested on one game for long.
 
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Retarded INTP said:
There is absolutely no fucking way he properly beat Morrowind. This game expects you to think, read, understand the setting and explore shits. Nobody and nothing help you, and the island is rather grim and tern with ashes and swamps everywhere. No pretty cartoon colors. Morrowind is the anti-CWC.
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Chris also isn't one to play PC games, or first person games for that matter. He's always been a Sony and Nintendo fanboy through and through.

Naamaleipuri said:
What even constitutes as "beating" Morrowind?
Sure I can do some alchemy exploiting and beat the main quest in 15-20 mins.
But otherwise my save games have clocked on average 50-70 if I do the main quest and xpacs. There's no way Chris has that kind of an attention span.
Hell, he hasn't even beaten any of the Neptunia games as far as I know. So not even colorful ans pretty cartoon graphics are enough to keep him interested on one game for long.
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He never even touched the game. All of knowledge of the Neptunia series comes from the subpar anime adaptation it got years back. He's so lazy he won't even bother playing the games from a series he's obsessed with and stylizes himself after. Good thing too, because other wise we'd have to deal with Chris adding the other goddess forms to his reportoire of "goddess powers".
 
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Abarefiller said:
Chris also isn't one to play PC games, or first person games for that matter. He's always been a Sony and Nintendo fanboy through and through.


He never even touched the game. All of knowledge of the Neptunia series comes from the subpar anime adaptation it got years back. He's so lazy he won't even bother playing the games from a series he's obsessed with and stylizes himself after. Good thing too, because other wise we'd have to deal with Chris adding the other goddess forms to his reportoire of "goddess powers".
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Actual jrpgs and other Japanese video games are too advanced for the little peanut Chris calls a brain.
 
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Chris unintentionally gave curse to the discord server
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Eggwhore said:
Lol @ everyone here chimping over the possibility of Chris consuming the same vidya as them. This is like autists coming here trying to prove Chris isn’t a TRUE and HONEST autistic.
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I've been chimping over Morrowind for over 15 years. It's not regular autism, it's avanced autism. Too complex and consistant for OPL.
 
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Eggwhore said:
Lol @ everyone here chimping over the possibility of Chris consuming the same vidya as them. This is like autists coming here trying to prove Chris isn’t a TRUE and HONEST autistic.
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I'm just glad Chris hasn't discovered 4X games. We have enough autists playing CK2, EU4 and HOIV, thank you very much.
 
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Witthel said:
Those types of games would be way too complicated for his little peanut brain.
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He didn't understand the difference between Communism and Nazism when the Idea Guys were fucking with him. Even before then he thought Kung Fu was from Japan, not China. There's no way in hell he would understand the dynamics of a Steppe Horde or how a Crusade Works in CK2. It would just be him saying "Oh yeah and it was fated dat dis would happen in Dimension V-910005 dat da Mongols took over MY England, among which I find Sonichu couldn't project there. Magichan informed me that this would happen. However I would like to say to a certain Subotai Uriankaiid and a certain Mongke Borjigin that after the Dimensional Merge is complete I will be personally punishing you both! Have a good and safe day. ⚡"
 
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Alex Krycek said:
He didn't understand the difference between Communism and Nazism when the Idea Guys were fucking with him. Even before then he thought Kung Fu was from Japan, not China. There's no way in hell he would understand the dynamics of a Steppe Horde or how a Crusade Works in CK2. It would just be him saying "Oh yeah and it was fated dat dis would happen in Dimension V-910005 dat da Mongols took over MY England, among which I find Sonichu couldn't project there. Magichan informed me that this would happen. However I would like to say to a certain Subotai Uriankaiid and a certain Mongke Borjigin that after the Dimensional Merge is complete I will be personally punishing you both! Have a good and safe day. ⚡"
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Oh, and don't forget some infamous catchphrase at the end: "Peace!" And also, where is an extra bolt and a blue heart?!
 
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