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"Attract" rocks. That's a nice spin on the locals throwing rocks at your house.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Aug 13, 2014
Great open your mind to my delusions and buy what you could at Home Depot for 20 bucks for a bunch and you too can spend money on my lego habit.
shadhardblogger19
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- Aug 3, 2019
$45 a rock is ridiculous on my budget.
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- Jan 8, 2021
If no one buys his rocks, how else will he be able to visit his dog in C-197?!
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- Feb 3, 2013
I dunno, he always had that weird face that autistic people seem to have. If he had kept in shape, he'd probably be average looking, but he has been a fat ass for a while now but most of his fat previously went to his gut and torso
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- Oct 21, 2018
Having an open mind, says the person who ignores people when they tell him to seek professional help. New age gurus don't count.
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- Jun 12, 2019
translation :As I was shitting myself and doing nothing but being a lazy dumbass, I was playing with shitty rocks that claim to have magical/healing powers untill i saw pretty colors over my shithole house i call a temple. I use my meditation (aka napping all day) crystals to play wizard and now you too can use the gravel from my driveway to play pretend in wonderland like I do!
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- Jun 3, 2016
How else will he consumate his love for Patty Chan and create antichrist-chu
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- Mar 24, 2013
If I were going to spend money on rocks, I'd actually buy some nice crystals for display, like some pretty quartz clusters or amethyst geodes. Something like that. I would not waste money on gravel from the driveway of some Autistic hillbilly's trashy, hoarded-out house.
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- Aug 13, 2014
If I wanted rocks I'd go to Yellowstone or Big Bend and carefully look at them with my gf and maybe my sister, her husband and my niece and all have a good time examining them. What Chris is doing is funny to me though because it's literally just trash from the yard he's selling as a talisman. So I guess if I pray over a bottle of Orange Fanta and drink it I'll never die or if I buy one of Chris' Rocks I can hang out with Victor Frankenstein and Communist Superman.
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- Oct 21, 2018
"I bless them rocks". He learns from the televangelists.
Do you think he's selling meth at this point? If praetor makes meth, Chris is the least noticable to sell it if he thinks he's selling healing crystals.
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- Mar 24, 2013
Rock hounding can be a fun hobby. Especially if you live somewhere that has unique geological and mineralogical areas. You can't take rocks from National Parks like Yellowstone, but it's definitely a uniquely beautiful area unlike anywhere else on Earth. I've been there eight or nine times in my life, and every time has been a unique experience for me. It's my favorite place in the world. There are quite a few places close to me that are excellent for rock hounding, including places where you can find huge chunks of obsidian and even topaz crystals. An enjoyable day trip with the family in the great outdoors to collect beautiful stones will always be superior to wasting money on driveway grit "blessed" by some mentally ill SpEd with delusions of grandeur.
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- Mar 23, 2021
Considering HDN goddesses fight/beg for attention, sometimes money, its not surprising chris chose this masturbatory aid to model his religion
Huge Fuckin Nerd
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It’s really great that your GFs husband lets you tag along.
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- Jan 8, 2021
I've never seen Chris say "thank you" to some of the artists that draw his red cheeked mutant character
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- Mar 9, 2018
This is the first time I see Chris not nitpicking on whatever minute imperfection the fanart has.
Huge Fuckin Nerd
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Its because Chris doesn’t feel insecure over the artstyle. He only get really butthurt if someone makes an obvious low effort troll drawing, or something that is completely superior to his own work.
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- Jun 12, 2019
Ive never see him say thank you and stay curteous to an artist that has a boyfriend. tsk tsk tsk old classic chris would have tried to get to "ditch the zero and get with the hero."
Cuntflaps
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Chris is a selfish, narcissistic, ungrateful, egotistical ass who believes no one can draw his retarded abominations better than he can. And it's particularly egregious because he believes he's a beloved artist who has millions of fans around the world. His normal MO is to criticize and nitpick every time someone sends him fan art, no matter how superior it is to his own childish scribbles. He has no concept of humility or gratitude.