Containment Random Chris Updates

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I was just in a new age store that just opened up in my area. crystals, incense, tarot shit. Dear god talk about overpriced. A piece of obsidian, which is just molded glass was 51 bucks. I think the cheapest thing in there was some tumbled quartz pebbles being about 5 bucks each. honestly, if the brainlets I saw buying into this shit are blowing their income on stuff like this, then chris might be onto something.

 

[The Dude]

Someone should add hate-fetish to the list of CWCisms. But I'm still not sure what it means. I suppose it's meant to be fetishizing hate and so hating pristine Christine because you just want to hate something?

It's just yet one of the dozens and dozens of asinine, nonsensical sayings Chris' crippled mind has come up with. Like when he adds "mal" as a modifier to words expressing something negative because he thinks it makes it EXTRA bad. Chris believes it makes him sound intelligent and in possession of an expensive vocabulary, and he thinks everyone understands what he's saying, but it's just confusing, irritating, and only succeeds in making him look mentally stunted.

It's still predictable that Chris can take something awkward, and make it even more awkward. Shouldn't that be Mewtwo or Magi-Chan?

Chris can make least awkward subject or situation and turn it painfully, intolerably awkward. It's his only super power.

The irony is that one reason why the legalization of weed was such a hot topic for so many years was advocates in favor of legalization would often say it could potentially help high functioning autists like Chris learn how to be more sociable and treat their condition. Too bad Chris either took poorly to thc (of that one time he used with the tts is too be believed) or he's so far gone no amount of Rx Can help him now

It could be that Chris has always been more debilitated by his Autism, and his claims of being "high-functioning" have been wishful thinking all this time. I think either his doctors misdiagnosed just how bad his Autism is or missed some other underlying condition that compounded his developmental issues, or his parents kept the severity of his problems from him to keep from hurting his feelings. It could be that Cannabis didn't help Chris much because he's further down the ASD spectrum than any of us knew.

And Chris has used Cannabis on a few occasions, and his first time was quite a while before he ever knew the Teen Troon Squad.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It could be that Chris has always been more debilitated by his Autism, and his claims of being "high-functioning" have been wishful thinking all this time.

You think?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I was just in a new age store that just opened up in my area. crystals, incense, tarot shit. Dear god talk about overpriced. A piece of obsidian, which is just molded glass was 51 bucks. I think the cheapest thing in there was some tumbled quartz pebbles being about 5 bucks each. honestly, if the brainlets I saw buying into this shit are blowing their income on stuff like this, then chris might be onto something.

If it wasn’t for his autism Chris might make for a very good new age huckster, the problem is his lack of theory of mind where instead of making the magical rocks related to angels and fairies or whatever it is new age middle aged women are into he makes it all about his own narcissistic delusions.

He might get a decent following of new agers if instead of Sonichu he was saying Archangel Michael was giving him divine insights.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Or better still, the almighty Triple Goddess. New Agers don't tend to be big on Christianity these days. Far too patriarchal.

 

[JULAY]

I think it's safe to assume that at this point Chris's higher brain functions have deteriorated from disuse and lack of stimuli. Leaving only his R-complex and medulla oblongatta to control his vital functions while the higher ones (speech, comprehension, motor control ect) have pretty much been rendered dysfunctional

Don't forget the hippo on his head.

but what if those olives and everything else in the frame are special mega sized variants? Then the pizza could be large.

Giant olives, giant tomatoes, onions the size of volleyballs...

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I like how he didn't circle "take a bath."

Not only does he not bathe, he's also fat and poops himself. Worth remembering, just in case you were thinking of taking any sort of advice from a fat autistic moron. And I love how he circled and double underlined "stay hydrated". McDonald's sweet tea doesn't count, fatty.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

And Chris has used Cannabis on a few occasions, and his first time was quite a while before he ever knew the Teen Troon Squad.

This is new to me. I thought his first time with MJ was with the TTS.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

If it wasn’t for his autism Chris

... would still be a dumbass.

And I love how he circled and double underlined "stay hydrated". McDonald's sweet tea doesn't count, fatty.

He didn't think "fresh food" was worth highlighting either.

This is new to me. I thought his first time with MJ was with the TTS.

I think he ate some weed brownies on some gaylord festival not long after it got into his head that he was "a lesbian".

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Chris will die at 50 thinking he's had the longest lifespan on earth, and I'm being generous. Instead of maybe adding some healthy vegetables with his children's happy meal and waddling around the neighborhood, Chris practices this garbage while living a gluttonous lifestyle.

In Chris's defense, if he goes waddling around the neighborhood, he's going to eventually attract weens. Yeah, he could learn to exercise inside the house, but don't underestimate how weens have fucked up his life.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I’m really not looking forward to the Terry Davis arc

 

[Shabobus]

He owns a treadmill, but it's probably gathering dust with the rest of the hoard at this point.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

He owns a treadmill, but it's probably gathering dust with the rest of the hoard at this point.

Who knows how much rubbish is piled up ontop of each other at this point, the entire place probably smells of rotten food, burnt clothing and cat piss, bunches of boxes and toys growing mold on them and deterioration around the carpet, walls and probably impacting the structural integrity of that slum house as well.

If you're even a slight germophobe, that place is a house of horrors.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Who knows how much rubbish is piled up ontop of each other at this point, the entire place probably smells of rotten food

And Chris scratches his Neanderthal skull thinking "why does everybody say that I stink? I bathe everyday using the finest feminine products."

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Has it been brought up that Doopie, a woman Chris was trying to date a few years ago is now doing porn and is on Onlyfans? There was a thread on that saga where she signed up to talk about it.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Has it been brought up that Doopie, a woman Chris was trying to date a few years ago is now doing porn and is on Onlyfans? There was a thread on that saga where she signed up to talk about it.

and to think for a while i felt sorry for doppie but as i said in the only fans and the future of this site thread. "Whore's deserve no pity."

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

and to think for a while i felt sorry for doppie but as i said in the only fans and the future of this site thread. "Whore's deserve no pity."

At least she managed to sell her tape. That's pretty hard for a independent to do. Usually porn studios make those so they can pay the "actors" little pay, so she has some business acumen.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Has it been brought up that Doopie, a woman Chris was trying to date a few years ago is now doing porn and is on Onlyfans? There was a thread on that saga where she signed up to talk about it.

Just checked and Doopie’s NSFW Twitter isn’t being followed by Chris (And he’s not following any other of Doopie’s accounts either).

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

At least she managed to sell her tape. That's pretty hard for a independent to do. Usually porn studios make those so they can pay the "actors" little pay, so she has some business acumen.

having an existing fanbase that recently turned 18 also helps.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

He owns a treadmill, but it's probably gathering dust with the rest of the hoard at this point.

I’d be shocked if he actually uses it but it does affect him in anyways.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I’d be shocked if he actually uses it but it does affect him in anyways.

Bet he used it a few times and decided it was too much effort and he'd rather be 'meditating'.