Containment Random Chris Updates

We got a burst of activity today. Here we go:
Complementing some fan arts
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Responding to a tweet from Sega's Japanese Twitter
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Chris stoking his critically inflated ego.
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Star Wars Day celebration
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A mix dream bullshittery and random access humor
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Chris has one wish, does he wish for:

A: A boyfriend free girl ❌

B: The pandemic cured so he can go to pony conventions ❌

C: Money to pay off his debt so he doesn’t go homeless ❌

D: A cure for his autism ❌

E: The merge ❌

F: More past journal entries so he can expand his giant ego by reading about himself ✅
 
If there is anything I could wish for at this very moment, I’d wish I had done better at personally keeping and writing personal journals throughout my life, without interruption.
Since when he's start writing his journal? He has so much free time, nothing can interrupt him other than his retarded unproductive routine.
Is he referring to the comics? Where the fuck is it?

Chris followed the challenge on twitter and I'm uncormfortable, not even curious on google searching it
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Since when he's start writing his journal? He has so much free time, nothing can interrupt him other than his retarded unproductive routine.
Is he referring to the comics? Where the fuck is it?

Chris followed the challenge on twitter and I'm uncormfortable, not even curious on google searching it
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Goddamn it what the hell has that retard taken now? Aside huffing his own farts and his overblown ego? From what I can decipher from the sheer idiocy in Chris words he seriously thinks theirs google results for "Chris Chan sexy" and his sonichu persona is sexy enough to be on a dakimakura.

I've seen some freaky stuff made into waifu pillows but Chris balding, greying, 40 year old fat ass should NEVER be one of them.
 
I've seen some freaky stuff made into waifu pillows but Chris balding, greying, 40 year old fat ass should NEVER be one of them.
IIRC, the creepy Michael "Righteous" Myers made a CWC dakimakura art.
For more accurate realistic daki pillow, it has to be wider
 
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I get the feeling this picture was delivered to us in the same style and manner as a child showing his parents a picture in hopes they'd pin it to the fridge.
really? cause it reminds me of those horrible few years chris tried being a lesbian tomboy and and made "sexy" videos inviting girls to his shithole rental house for a "sleepover."
 
Since when he's start writing his journal? He has so much free time, nothing can interrupt him other than his retarded unproductive routine.
Is he referring to the comics? Where the fuck is it?

Chris followed the challenge on twitter and I'm uncormfortable, not even curious on google searching it
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Yes, Chris, that's what Christorians want... to put on the CWCki and further reinforce the belief that you aren't getting better.

I want to chalk this up to Random Access Humor, but I'm not sure.

Edit: That drawing looks like Sonic in drag. The flesh colored arms look like it was someone wearing a furry suit.
 
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Since when he's start writing his journal? He has so much free time, nothing can interrupt him other than his retarded unproductive routine.
Is he referring to the comics? Where the fuck is it?

Chris followed the challenge on twitter and I'm uncormfortable, not even curious on google searching it
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Don't any of you trolls get any ideas about making moves on this setsy lady. She's married.
 
Imagine how setsy would be licking that hairy nipple. :islamic:
That applies to both Chris & Sonichu Chris.

Also, Chris learned how to be a woman from this video.

Since when he's start writing his journal? He has so much free time, nothing can interrupt him other than his retarded unproductive routine.
Is he referring to the comics? Where the fuck is it?

Chris followed the challenge on twitter and I'm uncormfortable, not even curious on google searching it
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Terrible peak autogynephilia. I wanna see Chris make that face in person, then shit himself and do nothing when realizes he can't.

Is he trying to seduce the trolls?
Null, specifically. Here's Chris' actual seductive monologue:
"Hey dere big daddy Kiwifarmer, I'm here, you can have my rear, so get used to it!"
 
Whenever he finds out he'll impulsively piss money away subscribing to her onlyfans only to then realize "Wait, my penis doesn't work anymore! Oh, well"
She was now doing photo sets? Did she still do 2D artwork or did she outgrew it for some reason? I am not entirely sure.
I always liked how Chris would latch on to other pop culture stuff like Star Wars and Star Trek, yet never saw an episode or film. Even when he brought that TARDis towel when he did the BraveryJerk interview; he must have not seen a single episode of Dr. Who.
Same for me except I saw the episode with Spock (for the first term final project), the first Kelvin picture, episodes 1-8 of the Skywalker saga, the CGI Clone Wars movie (and most of its follow-up series pre-2015), Rogue One, and The Mandalorian. I don't think I've interviewed with the Internet people just yet. And I NEVER caused any of the SHTF incidents. And yes, I've never seen Dr. Who too even though some of my old classmates from high school were interested in the show. But will Chris ever read and/or watch Buck Rogers?
 
Since when he's start writing his journal? He has so much free time, nothing can interrupt him other than his retarded unproductive routine.
Is he referring to the comics? Where the fuck is it?

Chris followed the challenge on twitter and I'm uncormfortable, not even curious on google searching it
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fuck... i completely forgot that Chris thought that people making fun of his sex naked videos is because they are horny faggots that jacks off to his aphrodite level goddess body. Like come on Chris... i know he has autism and is retarded but seriously how the fuck does he come up with a logic like this.

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fuck... i completely forgot that Chris thought that people making fun of his sex naked videos is because they are horny faggots that jacks off to his aphrodite level goddess body. Like come on Chris... i know he has autism and is retarded but seriously how the fuck does he come up with a logic like this.

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this was last February? huh around the same time this year he made a post that sounds very similar only he blamed us for something else, what is it about that month that get his panties in a bunch? oh right
 
this was last February? huh around the same time this year he made a post that sounds very similar only he blamed us for something else, what is it about that month that get his panties in a bunch? oh right
It's like he goes through this cycle of perpetual regret and resorts to blaming anything that has caused even a slight headache for something years ago, sometimes even a decade ago.

Can't make up for past mistakes Chris, what's done is done.
 
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