New Age people like the concept of going natural but aren't prepared to stay in nature unlike bushcraft people.
If he went on that logic, he should question "why aren't any women willing to have secks with me?"
and as usual, Chris will "accept responsibility" but goes back to blaming the trolls.
I guess he's trying to say he's a prostitute now along with the goddess thing.
I guess he doesn't feel the need to draw Rule 34 of himself now that he's not trying to prove to the world he isn't gay.
I bet if he had to select a body type on a dating website, he would chose "Whitegirl with the curves of Sophia Vergara & Jessica Rabbit" instead "refrigerator with pipe cleaners for limbs"
He's the Goddess of Love and Sexuality "Christine Does Kiwifarms, 1977".
I like the pink, fleshy walls of his fantasy. The Pink Lemonade drawing was truly his sexuality in full flower.
Hope weens weren’t reading the thread and decided to implement this:
I'm a bit surprised Chris hasn't started his own OF account yet.
I'm sure the Idea Guys could convince him to do it because everyone in the world wants to see that sexy tomgirl translesbian goddess.
These Praetor kids or whoever is in control of him right now should really step up their game.
Why does this remind me of a copy pasta where OP says he jerked off to Chris’s cake fart video?
Imagine the only time in your life that you engage in even surface-level self-reflection is your birthday when you buy yourself magic rocks and pony dolls. I Have No Girlfriend And I Must Ree
I know there's a law in Sonic the Hedgehog characters: They all wear shoes. If they're not, don't show it.
Chris just got into instagram: OF is is next step into his likes cause he sees himself as sesty. It'll end up like his Patreon.
I love how far this goes. I mean, the decision behind Sonic wearing shoes was so innocent at the beginning. It was a practical stylistic choice for its sprite, nothing more nothing less. Then the ocean of spin offs cartoons and toys based on this sprite/franchise had to include the shoes too because they were fucking part of this character's style, nothing more, nothing less.
Then you wrangle in the fetishists like furries, Bronies and Chris.
That’s not it, he thinks trolls get turned on by trolling. That’s why he talks about people having a “hate fetish”. He learned the word hateboner one day and took it completely literally because he’s autistic.
I half agree with you on that, I also believe that Chris thinks he's attractive physically to trolls.
He'd certainely have his chances with the ones from Scandinavian folklore.
He had his chance with Sockness and he blew it.
