Containment Random Chris Updates

Basketball Jones said:
I like how none of us have even attempted to decipher that speech bubble and what it means.
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"I AM EVER SO SORRY FOR KEEPING TOU WAITING, BUT I HAVE ADDRESSED AND CLEARED THE DOUBTS AWAY. SHALL WEDANCE?"

Gonna guess he's saying he was nervous, but overcame that and now is down to fuck.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
The one time someone who's not a troll takes an interest in Chris, and at the same time claims to be "bisexual", yet Chris prefers his husbands to be fictional.
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Come on, it's Sockness. Anyone would prefer fictional waifus or husbandos to that.

Sockass is fat and NO ONE would have sex with him.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Sockass is fat and NO ONE would have sex with him.
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Old people "Sugar Daddies" don't count.
Monolith said:
"I AM EVER SO SORRY FOR KEEPING TOU WAITING, BUT I HAVE ADDRESSED AND CLEARED THE DOUBTS AWAY. SHALL WE DANCE?"

Gonna guess he's saying he was nervous, but overcame that and now is down to fuck.
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And then the seductive godes dances gracefully, listen to such marvelous lyrics
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
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Maybe his drawing took place when Chris was doing mass debating with Magichan.
 
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Retarded INTP said:
I love how far this goes. I mean, the decision behind Sonic wearing shoes was so innocent at the beginning. It was a practical stylistic choice for its sprite, nothing more nothing less. Then the ocean of spin offs cartoons and toys based on this sprite/franchise had to include the shoes too because they were fucking part of this character's style, nothing more, nothing less.

Then...and then I don't fucking know. The internet did its thing and the fact Sonic and his furry peers have to wear shoes has now become a GOLDEN VITAL RULE that you MUST implicitly follow at any cost because you may drive degenerates to drown in their own libido all over the world if you dare show the toes of your damn protagonists. In a very weird way that's amazing.
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with one recent exception of course
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and of course typing sonic the hedgehog 2020 followed by f, lead to feet being the 5th or so guess by the A.I
 
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Tikbalang said:
Since when he's start writing his journal? He has so much free time, nothing can interrupt him other than his retarded unproductive routine.
Is he referring to the comics? Where the fuck is it?
Chris followed the challenge on twitter and I'm uncormfortable, not even curious on google searching it
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Good Lord I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Also I was so distracted by the horror of the face I didn't notice that not only is his sonichu self in lingerie he's also still wearing his ten thousand rings. Good Lord, again.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Old people "Sugar Daddies" don't count.

And then the seductive godes dances gracefully, listen to such marvelous lyrics

Maybe his drawing took place when Chris was doing mass debating with Magichan.
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"MAGIC BOND!!!"
 
If Chris wasn't the giant retard he he is, I'd swear Chris is trying to ape Orwell and the concept of newspeak from 1984. Which had a similar concept of shortening certain words such as sex crime to secrime or creating new ones that barley make any sense unless you do a deep anaylsis of them and thinka about their meaning....or have a copy of the book on hand so as double plus good, miniplen, double plus ungood, goodwise, ect

Too bad the only 1984 Chris is familiar with is the one when he was was two years old
 
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horrorfan89 said:
Too bad the only 1984 Chris is familiar with is the one when he was was two years old
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It's really uncanny that despite being a child of the 80s, he was mainly into media franches & cartoons that mostly influenced the kids born in the early 90s. Seeing a guy in his late 20s/early 30s who was autistic for Pokemon and referenced shows like Ed, Edd n Eddy or other cartoon network stuff was really unusual at the time. Nowadays it's normalish, but that's because times have changed and childhood nostalgia is all the rage. I can't fathom someone who was born in 1982 who hasn't seen Predator, Terminator or any other creative works that defined that period.

Then again this was during his mute, 'tard tantrum days. He didn't fucking learn to talk until he was 7 god-damn years old. Yet somehow he still believed he was a child prodigy who possessed above-average intellect.
 
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Hey guys, I've got a couple of new words for y'all! They are "bumblefuck" and "tardshit". Bumblefuck means someone who is clownishly stupid, likely mentally retarded in some way, but they're entirely clueless how normal people see them. Tardshit means when someone is saying nonsensical, asinine things at such a rate that it's like diarrhea flowing out of their mouth. Example: Chris is a bumblefuck who regularly says tardshit.
 
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