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Dementia saga incoming!
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Feb 27, 2013
Plus ancient shit his fossilized parents got him into, like I love Lucy or Red Skelton. It's quite a weird mix.
taintmisbehavin
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Sockness was prepared to take Chris’ virtue by hook or by crook so yes, innocent, consensual wall licking was the correct choice.
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Ah, yes. Chris and innocent, consensual ball licking.
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You stay away from Chris for a while and forget just what a sperg he is and then you see the small but constant shit like this it comes flooding back. A grown ass man shares his retärded portmanteau that would be embarassing for a 10 year old and he actually expects others to admire it and find it useful; when really it's just a sad window into his early onset dementia.
But, hey, maybe it'll be a hit among the delusional, multiverse-theory proponent geriatrics. I'm sure they're all on Twitter, right?
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Not only is Chris delusional about his godhood, but also on his body image.
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This is the same man... thing whoose normal diet consists of nothing but fast food and sugar-filled energy drinks, and does nothing all day but shit himself, play vidya and talk about his delusions on Twitter. You'd need alot more than just "self-love" to fix your wrecked body Chris.
Does he imply that all the Rosechu pickle images he saw was like basically abusing him? Despite the fact that he was in late 20s when people found out about him? And does he not know the reason doctors used to spank newborn babies was to get them to cry and fill their lugs with air and drive out the amniotic fluid?
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"I have been working with my body in better self-love"
Great news, Chris! So how much weight have you lost so far?
Great news, Chris! So how much weight have you lost so far?
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No no you misunderstand, self-love means shes feeding herself MORE of what she loves.
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Then again, it's all meaningless. Easier said than done.
Addicts' mentality. I can't wait for Chris in his Narcotics Saga.
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Chris is lucky he's so boring these days otherwise this 'I HATED WHEN PEOPLE SENT ME PICTURES OF DICKS AND ASSHOLES!' message would have resulted in weens sending more pictures to his inbox.
I do have a kind of morbid curiosity on what kind of (real) person Chris is attracted to these days though.
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Anyone who isnt black. I refuse to believe thats changed.
Im kinda shocked thats something weens and shit havent gotten him to try yet. Then again maybe its truly something Chris holds to heart and wont ever break it. That or he just doesnt know who to ask / cant afford it.
dirtydeanna96
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He's such a dualist he believes his mind and body are separate people?
"I have been working with my body"
"we"
Shabobus
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Oh yeah I agree, in fact I wouldn't be suprised if NOTHING has changed from the original attraction sign, he even said in a comic that:
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Sexually? That's hard to say because his HRT and antidepressant therapy took away all form of sexual drive.
On Twitter he seems to really like when people do good fanart and even more so when he gives out criticism and they correct the fanart according to Chris's specifications.
I believe that Chris is mentally broken at this point because of all the negativity he received over the years.
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Horny Chris is back with a vengeance.
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For people like Chris, their fantasies always start with the main character: themselves. They usually appear to be beautiful and attractive based on their standards.
Men: Muscular chad /K-pop pretty boy
Women: Instagram models / hourglass
Tumblr: Various and Colorful
Let's be real, he's jerking off of his own avatar. At some point, he'll request r34 fanarts of himself like Helena did
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I guess Chris is end game autogynephilia.
At least he’s not trying to get lesbians to trib with him anymore.
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takes a long swig of my wino bum grade wine*
ok roughly translated from chris chan autism to English: I've been looking back on and trying to forget the 13 year old's who trolled me into having nasty cybersex with them because i was too dumb to tell the difference between the voice of a preteen boy and a potential sweetheart.
Ive been trying to jerk my taffy soft, flaccid tranny cock that's been stunted by a mix of my obesity, old age, and trooning out on hormonres.
i would have found myself and had been mpore comfortable in my sexuality had a bunch of teenagers not drawn me fucking my "son" back before i trooned out or had sent me emails with drawings of rosechu with a dick to troll me.
i promise not not be a disgusting pervert anymore, because I am a pure and good cpu goddess who doesn't care about sex and sexuality anymore, and its so totally not because the titty skittles have zapped my testosterone, sex drive, and left me impotent and exhausted all the time.