Containment Random Chris Updates

[Jonah Hill poster]

Don't forget him impregnating himself on the comics.

(I'll never get over him inventing himself some children only to shit his pants and immediately give them away, overwhelmed for the make-believe responsibilities he made for himself. You can hardly get more autistic than that, it just cracks me up)

Next to possibly creating vore for Sonichu, this is honestly the first time I’ve ever heard of someone crapping their pants and giving those pants away for his fans.

I’m learning new things every day regarding something that could be described as Islamic Content.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Is this the first time Chris ever used the term 'Christorian'?

Nah, he's been using it for years (unironically, because he's such a big deal, you know).

 

[B1 Commander]

he's gone to selling shitty cards to "magic" stones now to shit stained pants?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I don't think that's even autism, it's just Chris's usual self-important entitlement and laziness at work. He wants all of the prizes without any of the effort.

Stick to the 'self-love', Chris, because no one else loves you. Maybe you'll be able to sustain a stiffy if you splint it with a cocktail stick.

Yeah, I like how being a fictional mayor (with an assistant who does all the work) also became too much for Chris to handle so now he’s just a dictator goddess who laws don’t apply to and can also change laws on a whim if he feels like it.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Next to possibly creating vore for Sonichu, this is honestly the first time I’ve ever heard of someone crapping their pants and giving those pants away for his fans.

I’m learning new things every day regarding something that could be described as Islamic Content.

he's gone to selling shitty cards to "magic" stones now to shit stained pants?

No, you autists. @Chrus Chundlur didn't mean "Shit his pants" literally. He meant it as in Chris chickened out and gave up. He had kids in the comic, then gave them up after they were born. He is so lazy he couldn't even handle his fictional counterpart raising kids.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris used that analogy because when you put oats in water, they become white & chunky!


Twitter Vs Real Life
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Yup, Chris just oozes sexual magnetism. He's like Grace Jones but a white man who will eventually be forced to live in a run down trailer.

I wonder if he would be offended if some told him he looks like his dad. Then again, just like he can't tell faces, I doubt Chris could tell that he'd prefer to look like Barb.

 

[Meat Pickle]

I wonder if he would be offended if some told him he looks like his dad. Then again, just like he can't tell faces, I doubt Chris could tell that he'd prefer to look like Barb.

Probably not, Chris is one of few lolcow trannies who admit their birth gender.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

No, you autists. @Chrus Chundlur didn't mean "Shit his pants" literally. He meant it as in Chris chickened out and gave up. He had kids in the comic, then gave them up after they were born. He is so lazy he couldn't even handle his fictional counterpart raising kids.

Thanks for letting them know Stephanie Bustcakes.

Hey, can I call you some time?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Thanks for letting them know Stephanie Bustcakes.

Hey, can I call you some time?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Thanks for letting them know Stephanie Bustcakes.

Hey, can I call you some time?

You sound like Classic CWC hitting on Tranny CWC.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Could have just taken his mom out to eat on mother's day, but instead choses to tweet an old picture on a service barbra probably doesn't use.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

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Could have just taken his mom out to eat on mother's day, but instead choses to tweet an old picture on a service barbra probably doesn't use.

The best she could probably hope for is a happy meal minus the toy, but only if there was some Pokemon or My Little Pony promotion going on that Chris cared about.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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Could have just taken his mom out to eat on mother's day, but instead choses to tweet an old picture on a service barbra probably doesn't use.

Her replies are always funny.

 

[B1 Commander]

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Could have just taken his mom out to eat on mother's day, but instead choses to tweet an old picture on a service barbra probably doesn't use.

Is she even alive anymore? Chris hasn't given us the "she's doing very well and healthy" crap

 

[A Grey Cat]

Her replies are always funny.

That hast be a fake/troll account. Even if barb doesn't have Alzheimer's or dementia like we say she does when she's on camera. I doubt she's still functioning enough to use twitter

 

[CrimsonAcid]

That hast be a fake/troll account. Even if barb doesn't have Alzheimer's or dementia like we say she does when she's on camera. I doubt she's still functioning enough to use twitter

It's a definitely a troll account. I've seen that account to other Weenish replies

 

[Dick Pooman]

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Could have just taken his mom out to eat on mother's day, but instead choses to tweet an old picture on a service barbra probably doesn't use.

He made a post on Facebook with a longer Mother's Day message and a few extra pictures, including this one:

 

[CrimsonAcid]

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

He made a post on Facebook with a longer Mother's Day message and a few extra pictures, including this one:
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Holy shit, that wrinkled saggy chin looks gross from that angle.

Oh yeah, I'm talking about barb btw, not the swamp monster you see before you.

 

[Shabobus]

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I wonder if Barb is trying to avoid looking at Chris and his grody medallion, or if she's just off in her own personal Cwcville.