Containment Random Chris Updates

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Ugh FFS why is he stress shitting himself about this so much? I mean besides his autistic aversion to routine change.

That plus his usual arrogant entitlement and general spoilt brattishness. Remember, he keeps insisting that G4 is the greatest that MLP can ever hope to be: he's created yet another alter ego for himself purely because of G4's existence, and he has his singularly unimaginative and tedious fantasy of all of the main characters becoming OP super-ponies just like his beloved Twilight Sparkle. TL: DR - Chris just wants everything, down to crappy kids' cartoons, to conform to his wishes. His great tragedy is that he's going to be forced to confront the fact that Life isn't like that. Especially if all that one's doing is shitting one's pants and doing nothing (apart from wobbling fidget cubes off one's palm and claiming that this is incontrovertible proof that one has astounding #PsychicPowers).

 

[ToroidalBoat]

he's going to be forced to confront the fact that Life isn't like that

"Damn Dimension 1218's 'Reality' Limits and Shit!!!" - CWC

 

[doz]

chris got a covid shot

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

chris got a covid shot
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I don't know why. He has zero percent risk of catching anything since people know to stay away from the crazy hoarder. Can you imagine Chris waddling up tour booth with visible stubble and what looks to be a piece of toilet paper that says "she/her". I don't care what people say, he deserves to be reminded of what a smug looking trash golem he looks like. Call me a TERF if you like, but I'm so tired of retards humoring HIM. He wears the same damn filthy clothes day in day out, doesn't bother to shave, and looks like an old tranny grandpa.

 

[Abarefiller]

chris got a covid shot
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Goddamn he looks like an inflated toad.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

chris got a covid shot
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Wait a minute... Covid?

Didn't he say a hundred times that he was going to undo the pandemic upon "returning to his body" after "Sonichu" possessed him?

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Is the placard announcing your dysphoria a requirement in Virginia? I don’t remember them asking me a goddamn thing when I got my shots.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

chris got a covid shot

And look at that fat, self-satisfied idiot face. Look how smug he is about it. Like he's got a fucking campaign medal or something.

Wait a minute.

Hadn't the Ponies and Blachu already cured Covid with the help of sugar and electric shocks? Why didn't Chris avail himself of that Pretty Cure?

It's almost like he's full of shit or something.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Wait a minute... Covid?

Didn't he say a hundred times that he was going to undo the pandemic upon "returning to his body" after "Sonichu" possessed him?

I thought goddesses were immune to everything. What a fat retard.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Nobody cares, Chris. This isn't an attraction sign. Literally no one cares that you've been vaccinated like your dogs that shit on the floor.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

chris got a covid shot

The Classic is so much better than that "BREATHE IT IN" thing.

he looks like an inflated toad

Nurgle sure has "blessed" CWC.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

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Nobody cares, Chris. This isn't an attraction sign. Literally no one cares that you've been vaccinated like your dogs that shit on the floor.

How much you want to bet he's going to be going up to employees and waving it around with a big grin, expecting asspats?

 

[Jack LOLson]

chris got a covid shot
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God that medallion looks gross, obviously form old age. When is he getting a new one?

 

[Meat Pickle]

Every time I see a new photo of Chris I always ask myself whether his double chin has always been that loose.

 

[Shabobus]

chris got a covid shot
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All that G-Fuel and staying up until 6 in the morning every day is really taking a toll on Chris. Those sunken eyes are turning into canyons.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Chris:" that mean ol' covid virus can't get me now! I'm now perfectly safe and healthy forever!"
Chris says as he continues to not bathe, the dogs and cats are still shitting on the floor and the black mold has progressed to the point where its starting to learn to talk.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Has anyone else noticed that Chris' face looks like a foot?

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

I liked Classic Chris and think we should get 4 more seasons of that. Current Chris is boring and tedious.

I think at this point we are all waiting for the day Chris does something illegal again or dies. Chris wont be going back to classic since now there are too many weens trying too hard to piss him off, and too many white knights trying too hard to protect him. Its created this weird stalemate and it kinda sucks. I miss Alec Benson Leary

 

[Tikbalang]

I expect Chris, being in to a new age crap like healing crystals, would decline vaccines.

If vaccines cause autism, take it because he's autistic anyways.

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Nobody cares, Chris. This isn't an attraction sign. Literally no one cares that you've been vaccinated like your dogs that shit on the floor.

I guess what motivates him to get one is to break free from mandatory masks.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Is the placard announcing your dysphoria a requirement in Virginia? I don’t remember them asking me a goddamn thing when I got my shots.

it's a badge left over from bronycon, either 2017 or 2018 given the green tag. (which basically was an autistic way of non verbally letting others know you were open to talk and be approached, they didn't have them at the final one but did introduce the pronoun tags)

I get it, BC has become Manchester high all over again. Best three years he's had in a long time and even if covid never happened there was no BC this year. He just can't let go of those few times in his life where the the universe throws him a bone.