Containment Random Chris Updates

Mariposa Electrique said:
He acts like he graduated from medical school when we all know these shots have limited effectiveness. Either way, the vaccine trend is already passe. Everyone and their grandma has a vaccine.
This is Chris's biggest accomplishment, and I'm sure he'll be posturing about it way into his 80s. If he lives that long.
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Yuck. His chin is very deformed vagina-esque.
 
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Dimensional Merge Expert said:
Did chris really wire wrap a petrified turd on his necklace? Also vaccinate that fucking medallion, it looks like Sonichu has Ebola along with Covid
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When he's on the vaccination site, did he wear that piece of filth? If he is, the medical professional would ask about it.
Mariposa Electrique said:
I thought goddesses were immune to everything. What a fat retard.
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Also he (as sonichu) said that the covid problem is solved in c-197, yet he doesn't tell what the cure is.
But then again this is Chris we're talking about, lacking on consistency
Back to the medallion, that thing will gain powers. Not turning into a magical furry, but as bioweapon.
 
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Cask of Amontillado said:
And still doesn't even know Chris is just a mere mortal like the rest of the people.

Displaying a vax card like a convention badge. Good or bad?
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I want to say bad since nobody is really going to ask for it as far as I know.

After I got vaccinated, I took a picture of it to save in my cloud storage. Then I got my card laminated at a store for free. That way my saved card doesn't have any glares and if someone asks for my card, I can use my phone to pull it up from my cloud storage. It's convenient that way and it helps to make sure my card is in my safe box.

EDIT: Is nobody going to talk about how Chris decided it was a good idea to use shipping tape to laminate his vaccine card instead of going to the store to have it done professionally for free?
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
Even if Chris does reach that age, his skin would be more saggy considering how much fat it is currently. He'd probably be the only senior citizen that would still wear "breathe it in" or any sort of shirt meant for younger people.
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Dumpster diving Mickey Ds would turn Chris into Tattare 2.0, bloated obese and homelrdd
Tikbalang said:
Like pokeman cards and amiibos, he can make his very GFuel Sonichu flavor, that is if he put an effort to it.
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Like Gloop magic rocks at bottom of semen mixed with carbonated orange sugar water to enhance your psychic powers and speed up merge™ on personal level.
Little does Chris know that he is aping MLM religions of LDS and jehovah's witnesses
Like with merge we are still waiting for Armageddon/Apocalypse.

Chris is too retarded, lacks hygiene and charisma to start a cult, besides he is few decades late retarded zoomers believe in Tik Tok magical numbers/manifestation instead of organized religions and working to get results instead of deluding themselves, much like Chris.

God forbid if Chris starts using Tik Tok for reasons.
 
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Kingfisher9000 said:
God damn does Chris only have that one fucking shirt now?
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Recall that Chris's entire life has been playing pretend dress-up. From the Ash Ketchup outfit, to the clown shirts, to the medallion, to his tranny gear.
Haesindang Park said:
EDIT: Is nobody going to talk about how Chris decided it was a good idea to use shipping tape to laminate his vaccine card instead of going to store to have it done professionally for free?
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It will just look like he made a fake card. When questioned, he'll most likely start babbling out a bunch of nonsense which will further reinforce the allegation that he made the card himself.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
The closer you look the worse Chris looks (Bigger picture):
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I spent over 9 gajillion hours in my phone’s photo editor making Chris’ vision of himself
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
He's still at it.

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Christine Weston Chandler: The Last Cock Bender!
This really reads as: Hey guys, I know I said I could read the future, but here's an explanation as to why my predictions are garbage. Thank You and whatnot.
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I ate a lot in Chipotle, I foresee that I'm sitting in the toilet for hours. No shit that vaccines will be made.

We know what are the major disturbances. It doesn't take place in Palestine or India, no. It's the expected cancellation of an MLP convention again.
 
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