Containment Random Chris Updates

[ogmudbone]

chris got a covid shot
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Thats all he needs is more autism

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

chris got a covid shot
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The older Chris gets the more he's turning into Hector Hammond played by Peter Sarsgaard.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

I thought goddesses were immune to everything. What a fat retard.

And still doesn't even know Chris is just a mere mortal like the rest of the people.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

chris got a covid shot
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The closer you look the worse Chris looks (Bigger picture):

 

[Ass-burgers]

Doesn't Chris know that Pfizer shots come with the possible side effect of sterilization?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The closer you look the worse Chris looks (Bigger picture):
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With Barb practically a zombie, it's left to Null to tell Chris how utterly retarded he looks. That thing around his neck is filthy, BTW.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

chris got a covid shot
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Someone should tell Chris that you can get those cards laminated for free at Office Depot and office Max

 

[WutangLee]

The closer you look the worse Chris looks (Bigger picture):
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I'm gonna call bullshit on his eyes being a different color. There's no fucking way.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Chris looks like my Uncle Sebastian. Former South African Mercenary during the Bush Wars and current elderly flamboyant homosexual.

 

[Tikbalang]

The closer you look the worse Chris looks (Bigger picture)

Sonichu Medallion: from molded in clay to covered in mold.

 

[A Grey Cat]

how can he take one look at...THAT in a mirror and see a skinny long haired anime goddess?

Eyes sunken in and unfocused
Fatty flabby cheeks and facuial structure
chin drooping to the floor from fatty buildup
smile just as smug and punchable as it was 15 odd years ago
hairline recceding and turning white in places

Seriously all thats missing is wrinkles and sags which are right around the corner for him at this point

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I think at this point we are all waiting for the day Chris does something illegal again or dies. Chris wont be going back to classic since now there are too many weens trying too hard to piss him off, and too many white knights trying too hard to protect him. Its created this weird stalemate and it kinda sucks. I miss Alec Benson Leary

I think he's too low energy to put in the effort to do anything illegal at this point. I doubt he'd even try to scissor AnnieRenee at the next Praetor meet-up.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The closer you look the worse Chris looks

>She/Her

Also remember when the HIPAA or medical privacy was a thing?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

smile just as smug and punchable as it was 15 odd years ago

He acts like he graduated from medical school when we all know these shots have limited effectiveness. Either way, the vaccine trend is already passe. Everyone and their grandma has a vaccine.
This is Chris's biggest accomplishment, and I'm sure he'll be posturing about it way into his 80s. If he lives that long.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

The closer you look the worse Chris looks (Bigger picture):
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Only after looking at this picture half a dozen times do I realize it’s on a Bronycon strap hanging around his neck.

He really is taking it around with him like a VIP pass at a con, isn’t he?

 

[normankrasner]

he's not trying to hawk Sonichu masks?

 

[Rungle]

The closer you look the worse Chris looks (Bigger picture):
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The fuck does this even mean?
Does he have like, ultra autism now?

 

[Dimensional Merge Expert]

The closer you look the worse Chris looks (Bigger picture):
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Did chris really wire wrap a petrified turd on his necklace? Also vaccinate that fucking medallion, it looks like Sonichu has Ebola along with Covid

 

[Abarefiller]

I'm gonna call bullshit on his eyes being a different color. There's no fucking way.

Chris' eyes where never emerald green and sky blue like he depicted himself in the comics.

Chris does have some slight heterochromia, but it's barely noticeable.

 

[A_Rotten_Sharwama]

Spoiler

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Someone posted this to Chris' twatter. It's funny.

He may as well be a shit flinger. Being this low on the spectrum means almost nothing in terms of functionality and socialization except that he can say enough to embarrass himself and be the world's laughingstock.

Chris' eyes where never emerald green and sky blue like he depicted himself in the comics.View attachment 2186542
Chris does have some slight heterochromia, but it's barely noticeable.

In defense of Chris, Crayola doesn't have "dirt blue" and "shit green" crayons