Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mr. 0]

The comic page Chris drew for The Captain was interesting in that it depicted the Sonichus as sad that he was giving up his ring which clued Captain in that it was done out of coercion. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_Special_5

She doesn't have Chris blocked.

Even before that, back when he was selling medallions, Chris sent @PumpkinSwirl an angry Sonichu medallion over him reporting Chris to ebay for doxing him over Facebook. PumpkinSwirl asked Chris for a refund after discovering Chris pierced his taint, and Chris refused to refund him, which started the whole thing. I think Chris spent all the money he got before he even shipped anything, and regardless of Coty's reasons for wanting a refund, should've been given one, considering Chris never even shipped the damn thing until all of the above happened.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fb-9-26-14-good-news-everyone.5042/post-354147

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fb-9-26-14-good-news-everyone.5042/post-354923

I'm trying my best to get my money back from this bullshit. At first I thought it was a relatively cheap item to buy and own a piece of Christory. I mean, the dude has provided my friends and I with countless hours of entertainment so the least I can do is try to support his little artistic endevour. But after I saw the news about his taint I was flat out disgusted. The thought of him playing with his ball sack all day and then crafting my medallion makes me sick. So far he's refusing to give me a refund and insisting that he's a clean person. I don't care how clean you are mother fucker, I don't want anyone who sits around playing with their balls all day to make a damn craft for me.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fb-9-30-angry-eyed-sonichu-medallions.5107/

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fb-9-30-angry-eyed-sonichu-medallions.5107/post-361338

Alright, I tried emailing Null and he never responded so since people are wanting to see this I just made another account. Here's the pictures and some random notes

- The paint is still wet
- it's an incredibly light and flimsy piece of shit
- I honestly think he screwed up the certificate of authenticity on purpose since when I first bought the medallion I left a note asking if he'd autograph it
- I got the same not about crazy glue as the others.

also there was this:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/my-experience-with-christian-featuring-a-new-original-art-piece.5501/

same saga, different medium

UPDATE: After a long and laborious effort Ebay has sided in my favor and I was refunded my entire $30. My thought on this are as follows


AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

Chris should've been made to shove that angrychu medallion up his ass

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris, Kevin gibes, Moviebob, really the entire plethora of lolcows embody that passage.

They've never really done anything artistic intentionally. Chris sticking his dick in the snow or sittings on a cake is nothing new. I've got a fish is just plain autism. Andy created pop art. Chris created body odors.

 

[A Grey Cat]

They've never really done anything artistic intentionally. Chris sticking his dick in the snow or sittings on a cake is
nothing new. I've got a fish is just plain autism.

I meant they are like this part not the artistic one

"Young at heart", people continue playing video games and collecting toys into adulthood, and favorite entertainment franchises are treated akin to religions.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Again, Chris speaks with the moral authority of a man who hasn't been documented struggling to masturbate with his imaginary friends to the tune of All-Star.

 

[Kuruminha]

The cover art for this scam book is referenced by Warhol's work for Velvet Underground & Nico as it shows:



With the latter being a ripoff from a reddit fan art: https://bit.ly/3fHnN4z

This "author" is just a low effort plagiarizing ween.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This "author" is just a low effort plagiarizing ween.

It still helped us to get some dairy. At lest we know Chris is still a self-absorbed maniac, who probably thinks he's going to pose for Hustler one day.

 

[Kuruminha]

It still helped us to get some dairy. At lest we know Chris is still a self-absorbed maniac, who probably thinks he's going to pose for Hustler one day.

Imagine being so obsessed that you actually made a book, albeit poorly, just to receive a mini rant on a Twitter thread. That must be the most counterproductive weening in a long time since Chris won't even bother to read it's synopsis.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Imagine being so obsessed that you actually made a book, albeit poorly, just to receive a mini rant on a Twitter thread. That must be the most counterproductive weening in a long time since Chris won't even bother to read it's synopsis.

I'm sure more trolls have put in more effort with smaller returns.

I meant they are like this part not the artistic one

If you mean Pappy Gargamel or Nurgle, then yes.

 

[The Dude]

Andy Warhol sucks a big one. So does Chris. They were both obnoxious, awkward, smug egotists who believed they were more important than they really were. The main difference is that Warhol's art was competent (if banal) and people actually liked it for its artistic merits. The only reason anyone gives a shit about Chris' "art" is because of the utter clown show it's attached to. If it weren't for Chris being an entertaining laughingstock, no one would give a squirty shit about his comics.

And that recent photo of Chris showing off his vaccination card...holy shit. He is not aging well, and you can really see it in his face. He's gained weight and his skin is starting to loosen with age. It's to the point where he doesn't just have a double chin, but rather a pork beard.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

The comic page Chris drew for The Captain was interesting in that it depicted the Sonichus as sad that he was giving up his ring which clued Captain in that it was done out of coercion. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_Special_5

The Captain should have left a 0 star rating (or 1 star or whatever the minimum is) on Ebay:

"The seller deprived the item of its magic properties before delivery and included a crudely drawn pseudocomic gloating about it"

The tweet continues. He still didn't read the book description and rambles about the artwork of the cover, assuming the premise is about his sex life which is it happened only once.
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Does any of the ungodly stuff Chris did on film count as "porn" if nobody in the history of ever fapped to it?

Get over yourself, pear-head.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Andy Warhol sucks a big one. So does Chris. They were both obnoxious, awkward, smug egotists who believed they were more important than they really were. The main difference is that Warhol's art was competent (if banal) and people actually liked it for its artistic merits. The only reason anyone gives a shit about Chris' "art" is because of the utter clown show it's attached to. If it weren't for Chris being an entertaining laughingstock, no one would give a squirty shit about his comics.

And that recent photo of Chris showing off his vaccination card...holy shit. He is not aging well, and you can really see it in his face. He's gained weight and his skin is starting to loosen with age. It's to the point where he doesn't just have a double chin, but rather a pork beard.

Only just turning 40 and already his hair is turning white. Despite What he's always said about his life it hasn't been so stressful that it should be aging him this rapidly, so really it's a mix of eating like a freshman in college for 30 odd years and getting 0 forms of exercise or some physical activity.

 

[Lazy Man]

"I...have... addressed those aspects of myself in my self-love and healing." CWC
I don't think he realises that the "self love" is the problem.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He is not aging well, and you can really see it in his face. He's gained weight and his skin is starting to loosen with age. It's to the point where he doesn't just have a double chin, but rather a pork beard.

After consuming fast food for a good chunk of his adult life, and delusional claiming to this day that McDonald's iced teas are "healthy" while drinking rock water and balancing that with sugary g-fuel, I'm surprised he hasn't lost a foot by now.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

After consuming fast food for a good chunk of his adult life, and delusional claiming to this day that McDonald's iced teas are "healthy" while drinking rock water and balancing that with sugary g-fuel, I'm surprised he hasn't lost a foot by now.

Seeing Chris dawdling around town with a peg-leg would be a real treat.

 

[Tikbalang]

"I...have... addressed those aspects of myself in my self-love and healing." CWC
I don't think he realises that the "self love" is the problem.

He keeps making love to his root chakra but it doesn't love back, so don't force it.

After consuming fast food for a good chunk of his adult life, and delusional claiming to this day that McDonald's iced teas are "healthy" while drinking rock water and balancing that with sugary g-fuel, I'm surprised he hasn't lost a foot by now.

Sugar is more addictive than cocaine, it will always be in his part of daily diet. Maybe he's hoping that the chicken nuggets has nutrients of a bitter melon.

Seeing Chris dawdling around town with a peg-leg would be a real treat.

An astral leg will replace his amputated one.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Seeing Chris dawdling around town with a peg-leg would be a real treat.

On a fat people mobile cart.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

On a fat people mobile cart.

With a Son-chu vanity plate.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

With a Son-chu vanity plate.

Wearing his mlp sunglasses and a shirt that says, "I put out for less than your girlfriend".

 

[Tikbalang]

Tweets about high school

 

[Nickhayes1988]

Tweets about high school
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Its actually almost sad to hear him still talking about HS. In a humanizing sort of way. Most people as they get older reminisce and look back to their formative years with reverence and regrets. Chris doing it is all the more pathetic because the image in his mind is so devoid from reality.

Sure people often have delusions of grandeur when they think back to HS. "Oh i was popular, got all the chicks" etc. For chris though his memory of HS is different from his typical power fantasy. Usually you'd expect chris to exaggerate and boast. And theirs certainly an element of that with Manchester high. Though really what stands out is how he has real regrets, real tacit emotions in regards to those times. Something he usually never represents even when hes done wrong.

In those days he was just a naive sweet oaf with some learning disabilities trying to find his place in the world. Looking back to then for him must be so detaching from where he is now. 20yrs on and hes accomplished nothing of merit. No career no family. His body destroyed from years of bad habits and hormone replacements. Looking in the mirror every day to see this deformed image of his father in drag. Only acquiring embarrassment and admonishment from a world that has looked upon him as case study on the horrors of autism and bad parenting. His failure is his only really legacy.