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Its actually almost sad to hear him still talking about HS. In a humanizing sort of way. Most people as they get older reminisce and look back to their formative years with reverence and regrets. Chris doing it is all the more pathetic because the image in his mind is so devoid from reality.

Sure people often have delusions of grandeur when they think back to HS. "Oh i was popular, got all the chicks" etc. For chris though his memory of HS is different from his typical power fantasy. Usually you'd expect chris to exaggerate and boast. And theirs certainly an element of that with Manchester high. Though really what stands out is how he has real regrets, real tacit emotions in regards to those times. Something he usually never represents even when hes done wrong.

In those days he was just a naive sweet oaf with some learning disabilities trying to find his place in the world. Looking back to then for him must be so detaching from where he is now. 20yrs on and hes accomplished nothing of merit. No career no family. His body destroyed from years of bad habits and hormone replacements. Looking in the mirror every day to see this deformed image of his father in drag. Only acquiring embarrassment and admonishment from a world that has looked upon him as case study on the horrors of autism and bad parenting. His failure is his only really legacy.
Even if he didn't have a high profile career just keeping a menial job at Amazon or someplace while paying off barb's debt and not spending his income on toys and junk, would be miles above the mess his life has become. Well in a lighter note Chris said He still cherishes his senior prom? Allow me paraphrase this quote from spongebob

"No that was Patrick Chris who brought his mom."
 
Its actually almost sad to hear him still talking about HS. In a humanizing sort of way. Most people as they get older reminisce and look back to their formative years with reverence and regrets. Chris doing it is all the more pathetic because the image in his mind is so devoid from reality.

Sure people often have delusions of grandeur when they think back to HS. "Oh i was popular, got all the chicks" etc. For chris though his memory of HS is different from his typical power fantasy. Usually you'd expect chris to exaggerate and boast. And theirs certainly an element of that with Manchester high. Though really what stands out is how he has real regrets, real tacit emotions in regards to those times. Something he usually never represents even when hes done wrong.

In those days he was just a naive sweet oaf with some learning disabilities trying to find his place in the world. Looking back to then for him must be so detaching from where he is now. 20yrs on and hes accomplished nothing of merit. No career no family. His body destroyed from years of bad habits and hormone replacements. Looking in the mirror every day to see this deformed image of his father in drag. Only acquiring embarrassment and admonishment from a world that has looked upon him as case study on the horrors of autism and bad parenting. His failure is his only really legacy.
I hope we get a new Sonich arc where Chris invents a time machine, so he can ho back in time and tell his gal pals he's a lesbian. This of course would result in consensual tribbing and breast comparisons.
 
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So there's 3 cwcville schools, and they're all called Cwcville HS but have different directional additions to their names; cwcville HS, cwcville Sw and cwcville NE

that is the laziest bit of world building I've seen from him in a long time.
 
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So there's 3 cwcville schools, and they're all called Cwcville HS but have different directional additions to their names; cwcville HS, cwcville Sw and cwcville NE

that is the laziest bit of world building I've seen from him in a long time.
He could have had something at least like somewhat creative like “There’s 3 Highschools: Cwcville High, Patti Chandler K-12, and Red Skelton High.” And made it marginally less retarded.

That’s also not a lot of schools for what basically amounts to a Sovereign Nation.
 
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More Warhol rambling. Warhol's art and Chris's art couldn't be more different. Warhol's art poked into the concept of early consoomer culture and 15-minutes-of-fame. Chris's art is literally is the opposite.
 
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More Warhol rambling. Warhol's art and Chris's art couldn't be more different. Warhol's art poked into the concept of early consoomer culture and 15-minutes-of-fame. Chris's art is literally is the opposite.
It's funny he's still comparing himself to Jerry Seinfeld like 10 years after that video where he did an impersonation of him. Especially during a rant about Andy Warhol. Chris's mind is on a permanent loop.
 
Its actually almost sad to hear him still talking about HS. In a humanizing sort of way. Most people as they get older reminisce and look back to their formative years with reverence and regrets. Chris doing it is all the more pathetic because the image in his mind is so devoid from reality.

Sure people often have delusions of grandeur when they think back to HS. "Oh i was popular, got all the chicks" etc. For chris though his memory of HS is different from his typical power fantasy. Usually you'd expect chris to exaggerate and boast. And theirs certainly an element of that with Manchester high. Though really what stands out is how he has real regrets, real tacit emotions in regards to those times. Something he usually never represents even when hes done wrong.

In those days he was just a naive sweet oaf with some learning disabilities trying to find his place in the world. Looking back to then for him must be so detaching from where he is now. 20yrs on and hes accomplished nothing of merit. No career no family. His body destroyed from years of bad habits and hormone replacements. Looking in the mirror every day to see this deformed image of his father in drag. Only acquiring embarrassment and admonishment from a world that has looked upon him as case study on the horrors of autism and bad parenting. His failure is his only really legacy.
Very well written and astute post. It does however give me the urge to go felate a shotgun on Chris' behalf in Minecraft
 
Chris is still remaining positive about his HS prom about dancing with a girl who knows of his history and wants nothing to do with him. I bet he forgot the part where he brought Barb with him.
Chris' comparison with Warhol is neurotypical Chris.

So, Chris is 'too hip for the room' as he observes 'the common folk'?

Humble as always, darling. Stay classy and self-delusional.
Like he was hip for the room during his 18th birthday party?
 
I admit Warhol was a very love him or hate him artist. Some of his work like the unauthorized versions of a clockwork orange or batman vs Dracula deserves to be preserved and remembered and others.... Well let's say it may be the reason a pair of glasses left on the floor of the moma in NY was mistaken for an exhibit.


Whatever you think about him facts are facts and Warhol was 1000x the artist Chris can ever hope to be.
 
I admit Warhol was a very love him or hate him artist. Some of his work like the unauthorized versions of a clockwork orange or batman vs Dracula deserves to be preserved and remembered and others.... Well let's say it may be the reason a pair of glasses left on the floor of the moma in NY was mistaken for an exhibit.


Whatever you think about him facts are facts and Warhol was 1000x the artist Chris can ever hope to be.
Warhol's as good as Basquiat and Haring, but even Chris can't beat three of them.
 
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I mostly agree here except Chris did integrate so many other characters and steal jokes into his shitty universe based just on whims and Random Access Humor. He did a very bad job of parody, but in a so bad it’s good kind of way.
 
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More Warhol rambling. Warhol's art and Chris's art couldn't be more different. Warhol's art poked into the concept of early consoomer culture and 15-minutes-of-fame. Chris's art is literally is the opposite.
Holy Jesus, is this what dyslexia feels like ? My brain understands all the words but it can't extract meaning out of them
 
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More Warhol rambling. Warhol's art and Chris's art couldn't be more different. Warhol's art poked into the concept of early consoomer culture and 15-minutes-of-fame. Chris's art is literally is the opposite.
I like when Chris calls the rest of the world outside his bedroom “common folk” and “background characters”. It’s like his autistic version of “normies” and “NPCs”.
 
I like when Chris calls the rest of the world outside his bedroom “common folk” and “background characters”. It’s like his autistic version of “normies” and “NPCs”.
He can’t fathom that these “common folks” have interesting things to say. Refuses to see the story potential.
 
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