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Well, at least he liked Get Smart.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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- Jan 17, 2017
its more likely that chris will spontaneously become a fully functional woman and have immaculate conception than successfully impregnate a woman.
Crystal ain't being born.
Crystal ain't being born.
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- Jun 29, 2016
I never would've guessed that he ate Chicken Fried Steak with white gravy at Country Cookin'. Great story Chris.
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- Jun 3, 2016
This obsession with a little girl from a 40-year-old man is just plain gross. When Chris kidnaps an infant from an unattentive, white trash, single mother down at the Wal-Mart or Food Lion, I hope they finally put him away. The sad part about it though is that I wouldn't put Chris to think he can switch souls with a poor female infant free of autism through Magi-Chan's machines or black magic.
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I thought he just "asked a question" and mean ol' Roache infected him with autism and banished him to his toy room forever? So instead, Chris was running around screaming like a exceptional tard while she was on the phone, no doubt on the 14th time telling Chris to be quiet or play somewhere else.
While he did eventually own up to the teachers disciplining him, it's amazing the retcon he gave with elementary school.
It's so interesting watching his progress. For years every time he brought up the "abusive babysitter" or the "Greene County School District" that tortured him and hatched elaborate schemes to keep the Chandlers in Ruckersville, we were told that everything that happened was solely directed at Chris for nothing more than stupidity or malice, but now, thanks to that weird form of nostalgia Chris has, everything is completely turned around.
One good thing about these these word salads Chris puts out, is that he usually forgets "the lie" that he puts out for various things. Like how we found out, decades later, that Chris wasn't just sulking at his high school graduation but actually slapped the principal's hand when he offered it to Chris to shake, and that was what Bob was referring too when he said Chris was disappointing.
I'm awaiting the day he retcons the Game Place into somewhere where his buddy Michael Snyder worked and despite their differences among which, they actually got along, and it wasn't until those trolls came around and ruined everything.
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Hope he turns it into an 80s sitcom where he and Synder were peers, and Synder accidentally got lodged under Chris' car after being placed there by a wild gang of Nazis. Chris then nurses Snyder back to health and offers his 14-year-old daughter's hand in marriage to Chris......but Chris thinks it's inappropriate being an older, mature lesbian and all.
DeeCeeBees
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I'm surprised that Chris hasn't sported some "Free Palestine" signage or T-shirt to spite Michael Snyder. Or retconned the comic so Sonichu fires a Katyusa rocket at the Gameplace.
UncleFuckAss
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This will be the opening monologue when Martin Scorcese makes a movie about Chris's life.
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- Jun 3, 2016
Voiced by Superkai64.
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- Mar 29, 2014
Chris thinks he'll still be alive in 2090?
And he still hasn't given up hope of "giving the birth" to the "basically promised" daughter?
(paging @BOLDYSPICY! with the giant sarcastic optimism rainbow)
And he still hasn't given up hope of "giving the birth" to the "basically promised" daughter?
(paging @BOLDYSPICY! with the giant sarcastic optimism rainbow)
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Like Tommy Tooter, he won't make it to 2030.
Dimensional Merge Expert
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Sperglordchu continues with more spergling rants. Rambles on about how they still havent fucking cleaned hoarder piles from 2014. Even mentions Null again lol. Also imagine his dumb ass reading his series of tweets to Barb who behind her glazed eyes is lost to dimensia not knowing wtf hes talking about.
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I thought Chris was all against abuse of children, leaving a child stuck in body of 40 year old fatty without consent is very definition of forcing autism and health issues to someone that lacks capability of informed consent.
Chris morality and ethics change day by day. They won't stay on unlike his clothes.
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Anna dropped Chris because she couldn't control him anymore.
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WTF is he talking about, where Null is forcing someone not to talk to Chris again? AFAIK Null has washed his hands of Chris.
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- Feb 3, 2013
She should've just pretended Chris was Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen Degeneres and gave her body to him
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- Mar 10, 2013
Don’t think Chris really cares or understands the deeper meaning of phrases like that, he just sees people posting cute things like “Love is love” or “I’m done adulting“ and emulates them, I doubt Chris has spent any time at all thinking about the Israeli/Palestine conflict, not when he could instead be thinking about himself or day dreaming about cartoon pastel ponies.
They were always begging Chris to bring his game console to see his incredible gaming skills and said “Here comes the level up king!” every time he entered the store, but that was before the dark days when the trolls came.
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- Jun 3, 2016
The same guy who wants to get hold of a female newborn. I wonder what his obsession with that is?
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- Oct 7, 2017
Who's Don?
I also love how he bitches about Barb being a hoarder of useless crap. Has he looked at his own bedroom lately?
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- Oct 21, 2018
The author of the Andy Warski/Chris Chan book
In BasedShaman's words, Chris's hoard his more organized than the rest of the house.