Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

Did Chris dye his hair purple, or is that the lighting?

Definitely lighting.

 

[AnOminous]

All it would take would be one asking the floor manager, 'excuse me, are we due to be hosting any signings today? In particular ones by hideous mountains of blubber trying to dress like Hot Topic rejects?'

Quit talking about Monica Rial that way you misogynist.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris was spotted in Barnes and Noble today by a redditor.
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and said redditor's girlfriend
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Chris always smiles like this.

He has the most abysmal he-tits I've ever seen. And that hair looks less like a woman's hair and more like an out of control mullett on a dirty swampbilly.

He's admitted to using padding in the past, and all the junk that he wears like stupid bags, and jewelry, it just doesn't hang like normal tits.....more like moobs.

I bet Chris looks like this naked, just with more gunt.

Spoiler

I think it’s lighting,

Or lice from another dimension.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris was spotted in Barnes and Noble today by a redditor.
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I suspect that Chris has skin problems around his neck and he's trying to cover it. By the time he's bald, he's gonna wear a hijab.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I suspect that Chris has skin problems around his neck and he's trying to cover it. By the time he's bald, he's gonna wear a hijab.

I want him to wear a hijab and do a dothraki war cry

 

[Pickle Inspector]

That would mean that Chris' babblings about kindness is BS. Then again, that wouldn't surprise me. If Chris currently into violent media now, I'm surprised he hasn't taken to collecting non firearms, like swords.

It’s one of those things that turns up occasionally with Chris but hasn’t really been a focus:

I suspect that Chris has skin problems around his neck and he's trying to cover it. By the time he's bald, he's gonna wear a hijab.

Could be to protect his neck fat from those crystals?

Although there is this picture from 2018 which might back up your theory:

 

[Monkey Pink]

Quit talking about Monica Rial that way you misogynist.
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That picture is so depressing, Chris used to have so much potential oh God oh no what the fuck...

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

He has the most abysmal he-tits I've ever seen. And that hair looks less like a woman's hair and more like an out of control mullett on a dirty swampbilly.

I think his moobs are one of the *many* reasons Chris will never consider losing weight. Can't get rid of the fatty titty.

 

[Glowie]

Imagining his table setup reminds me of this

Attendance would be as great as in this picture

 

[Meat Pickle]

Chris still can't get his words right.

More Osho tarots spergery.

Once again according to this page, the Burden and the Dream cards symbolize the Six of Swords and Six of Cups respectively. Chris mostly got the meaning of the Six of Swords correct, as it represents moving away from danger and solving problems. Ironically, the Six of Cups is associated with being stuck to the past and naivety. Overall, this draw symbolizes how Chris will usually deal with crises these days, coping by roleplaying with the occasional mention of time travel to the past.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris still can't get his words right.
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More Osho tarots spergery.
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Once again according to this page, the Burden and the Dream cards symbolize the Six of Swords and Six of Cups respectively. Chris mostly got the meaning of the Six of Swords correct, as it represents moving away from danger and solving problems. Ironically, the Six of Cups is associated with being stuck to the past and naivety. Overall, this draw symbolizes how Chris will usually deal with crises these days, coping by roleplaying with the occasional mention of time travel to the past.

Of course, the universe itself is trying to tell Chris to move on and stop living in and chasing the past. And Chris fails to understand or even to accept that. He's turned what's meant to be a novelty means of self discovery into more wish fulfillment mumbo jumbo

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Chris attempts to clarify over tarot card nonsense:

Chris simps over female doctor who:

 

[Kuruminha]

lol dumbass can’t read
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I mean, there is no shortage in terms of plastic junk in his hoard, so "Abubdance" is particularly a good word to describe his bad behavior. Even without negative cards, one can always put things into perspective to fit his non redeeming qualities.

 

[Glowie]

Chris still can't get his words right.
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Once again according to this page, the Burden and the Dream cards symbolize the Six of Swords and Six of Cups respectively. Chris mostly got the meaning of the Six of Swords correct, as it represents moving away from danger and solving problems. Ironically, the Six of Cups is associated with being stuck to the past and naivety. Overall, this draw symbolizes how Chris will usually deal with crises these days, coping by roleplaying with the occasional mention of time travel to the past.

What kind of bullshit deck is this? I have heard of angel cards, thot deck and shit spirit science tarot.

As I mentioned previously nothing negative will happen to you ever. Cards have literal guidebooks that even retards could follow.

Spirit Science woo bullshit

All yours for low low price of 55 dollars

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris: " Being a goddess and now a seer, I'm just like you common folk! I put my bra on one strap at a time to support my swinging D cups.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris still can't get his words right.

Maybe it's not a fluke and his mispelling is intentional

More Osho tarots spergery.

Spoiler: My reading

Your tugboat angers the mob
Move your ass and get a job
Visual dreams won't tell you shit
Waking up, you'll throw a fit

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris still can't get his words right.

Chris has spell check on his phone, unless he's too lazy to highlight and correct.

 

[Haesindang Park]

It’s one of those things that turns up occasionally with Chris but hasn’t really been a focus:

Could be to protect his neck fat from those crystals?

Although there is this picture from 2018 which might back up your theory:
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Uhm... Is he shaving his facial hair without shaving cream?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Uhm... Is he shaving his facial hair without shaving cream?

Yes, he's a total moron with bad role models. He's always walking around with razor burn and probably thinking, "tee hee, ladies don't have to use shaving cream on da face!"

 

[Cuntflaps]

Yes, he's a total moron with bad role models. He's always walking around with razor burn and probably thinking, "tee hee, ladies don't have to use shaving cream on da face!"

There is an old video in which Chris shaves his face without even so much as a splash of water. This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ4A_Wr90L4