I'm guessing he's shaving and not bothering to wash his face beforehand. The area that is the worst is probably the area where his double chips lap over his neck, which only gets exposed to the air the times he cranes his head upwards, shaves, maybe washes, or babbling incoherently up at the ceiling/sky. If he doesn't wash his face, then shaves, then just wipes the shit off and doesn't bathe for a day or two, then it would probably look like that.
If that' true, then he doesn't consult women for shaving tips or go to Youtube for tutorials instead of that binaural beats bullshit.
If Child Chris meet troon Chris, the first impression if his present self is "Who TF is this homeless woman? I'm scared"
Let's be honest, Chris looks not even remotely close to a woman(besides the moobs). Child Chris would just think it's some creepy homeless dude wearing woman's clothing.
Nah he'd definitely have some bad cards, but curiously they'd only get drawn for his enemies.
>My lovely Goddess self
“A lot less autistic…”
So Chris says he still get a hard on. Which means he wants to use his duck to impregnate a woman.
Of course he does. I told all these niggers to stop pretending that titty skittles have robbed Chris of erections. He's disgusting.
Claims to have cured autism. Then almost immediately posts incomprehensible gibberish mixed in with pictures of cartoons only total autists would enjoy... Like a total autist.
Also, BS, he's "less autistic". If this guy keeps having mental blocks and not knowing when to back up his car and crash into something, he's still autistic. Chris now wants to wash away his past for calling all autistics slow in the minds. Like that will help him.
That's just Chris' autism mixed with narcissism sprinkled with delusion. The moment reality hits, his "powers" ain't going to help him. Most likely, we will witness a meltdown the net has ever seen, and there will be cameras present when the cops will hold Chris down, while everyone will record his autistic screams.
